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Jett Travolta: Death By Seizure?
Dr. Cyil Wecht, a forensic pathologist, spoke on Larry King Live this evening and called the diagnosis: “premature because ‘death by seizure’ is NOT a finding that could be visible to the naked eye. No matter how many autopsies a coroner has done, not even if they’ve done 5 million. It can only ...
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 Katie Holmes To Fix Her Looks By Poisoning Herself
Katie Holmes To Fix Her Looks By Poisoning Herself
Reportedly, dumbass Katie Holmes is teetering on the brink of TOTAL physical and mental disintegration. “But she’s brainwashed, Snarkista! Don’t blame poor Katie!” Ah, but either Katie didn’t do her homework on crazy Tom Cruise...
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Breaking: John Travolta's Son Jett Travolta Dies
Very sad news just breaking- John Travolta’s son Jett, aged 16, has died. Jett passed away after suffering a seizure at the family vacation home in the Bahamas. Jett has long been rumored to be autistic, and most certainly had medical issues....
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 Heather Locklear Dodges DUI
Heather Locklear Dodges DUI
Score another for DUI attorney Blair Burk- he’s kept another celeb out of the pokey! Heather Locklear just got her driving under the influence case dismissed, and pled to a much lesser offense. He’s magic! Do not tell Snarkista that Heather isn’t HAMMERED in her mug shot here!...
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 Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony To Romantically Split On Valentines Day
Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony To Romantically Split On Valentines Day
Looks like Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony really ARE going to split up, dramatically, as usual. The famewhores have always been theatrical- J. Lo announced her pregnancy at a sold-out show in Miami during her El Cantante tour in November 2007...
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 Crimes Against Fashion: Katie Holmes Edition (Again)
Crimes Against Fashion: Katie Holmes Edition (Again)
Sigh. Oh, Katie Holmes. Snarkista is naming you her winner for “Most Crimes Against Fashion 2008.” No, it won’t help you get a Tony Award. Are you not living in New York, arguably the fashion capital of the world? And is it not WINTER in New York? Even if the city’s experiencing a warm snap...
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Rest In Peace, Eartha Kitt
Legendary siren Eartha Kitt passed away on Christmas Day in New York City. Eartha, 81, was primarily known for singing in her distinctively raspy voice and purring like a cat as Catwoman on the ’60s TV series Batman. She was a star of stage, the small and big screen and music...
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 Photoshop Awards: Jennifer Aniston Edition
Photoshop Awards: Jennifer Aniston Edition
Jennifer Aniston dropped by The View to discuss her surprise-trauma-inducing movie Marley And Me, as well as her naked GQ shoot. Stalker says the GQ folks got her hammered before she took it all off, AND blabbed that she’d been Photoshopped in the magazine!...
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Stocking Stuffers: SNL's Lost Ending From "It's A Wonderful Life"
Saturday Night Live’s Christmas Classics presents a historic cinema finding…the lost ending to the beloved “It’s A Wonderful Life”! Santa is on his way!...
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The Crazy Cheetah Lady Is From Chicago...That Explains A Lot
Wow! Another Chicagoan caught acting their CRAZY selves! Y’all up there in the windy city might wanna police Youtube a little better if you don’t want the rest of us to think you’re all freakin’ bananas. Snarkista thinks Gov. Rod Blagojevich should give Cheetah Lady an appointment. ..
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 Breaking:  Caylee Anthony's Remains Officially, Positively ID'd
Breaking: Caylee Anthony's Remains Officially, Positively ID'd
Little Caylee Anthony’s remains have been positively, officially identified. Dr. Jan Garavaglia of the Orange-Osceola Medical Examiner’s Office ( “Dr. G”) made the announcement, saying....

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 Did Investigators Find Caylee Anthony's Book At Remains Site?
Did Investigators Find Caylee Anthony's Book At Remains Site?
...a single photograph brought forth as many questions as it answered. Did investigators searching a wooded area for skeletal remains possibly also find a book that Caylee liked to read?
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Bombshell Twist In Caylee Anthony Case!
Just breaking now, a bombshell twist in the case of missing tot Caylee Anthony. Captain Angelo Nieves of the Orange County Police department revealed that the utility worker who discovered remains in a bag a week ago, called in tips 3 TIMES in August...
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 Tom Cruise Gives Katie Holmes Hallucinogens For Her Birthday
Tom Cruise Gives Katie Holmes Hallucinogens For Her Birthday
Tom Cruise has been on a tour lately to try and convince us he’s normal. Guess what? Nice try, but EPIC FAIL. Tommy-Girl has been alluding for weeks that his birthday present for wife Katie Holmes was going to be really special. Oh, it’s special alright. Katie better haul ass.
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 Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony Headed For A Split?
Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony Headed For A Split?
Looks like Jennifer Lopez and hubby Marc Anthony may be headed for splitsville. Apparently, Skeletor is WAY too controlling of J. Lo, and that is a HELL of a lot of controlling. Can you imagine wresting power from THAT diva? Skeletor has strong powers. ...
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 Right Now In Nashville: Mindy McCready Attempts Suicide
Right Now In Nashville: Mindy McCready Attempts Suicide
Troubled country singer Mindy McCready has had a bad couple of years. She continued her downward spiral Wednesday as she for an apparent attempted suicide. Mindy, whose youthful affair with pitcher Roger Clemens came to light in April, was taken to a Nashville-area hospital to be treated for wounds
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 Stumped For A Gift? How About Burger King Cologne?!
Stumped For A Gift? How About Burger King Cologne?!
File this under DON’T BUY THIS FOR ANY ONE SNARKISTA KNOWS! Burger King has inexplicably come out with a new fragrance for ye who just can’t get enough of fast-food hamburger-smell....

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 Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt's Drunken Marriage
Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt's Drunken Marriage
US magazine already bought and published pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s fake, illegal romantic marriage in Mexico. Last night’s episode of “The Hills”, however, highlighted the true ickyness of the whole debacle...
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Barney Cam Christmas 2008: Farewell Barney Bush!
Well, Obama’s puppy better be at least as cute as Barney Bush, who has given us his Barney cam tour of the White House for the past 8 years. This is Barney’s last year, and he has some Olympic-sized elves to help him! Farewell, Barney. You’re by far the cutest guy in Washington..
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 Desperate Aniston Made Aides Search For A Boyfriend!
Desperate Aniston Made Aides Search For A Boyfriend!
Jennifer Aniston was SO desperate to be in a relationship when her new movie goes head-to-head with ex-hubby Brad Pitt’s, that she had her aides interview potential boyfriends for her!....

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