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Dr. Cyil Wecht, a forensic pathologist, spoke on
Larry King Live this evening and called the diagnosis:
“premature because ‘death by seizure’ is NOT a finding that could be visible to the naked eye. No matter how many autopsies a coroner has done, not even if they’ve done 5 million. It can only ...
Reportedly, dumbass Katie Holmes is teetering on the
brink of TOTAL physical and mental disintegration. “But she’s
brainwashed, Snarkista! Don’t blame poor Katie!” Ah, but either Katie didn’t do her homework on crazy Tom Cruise...
Very sad news just breaking- John Travolta’s son
Jett, aged 16, has died. Jett passed away after
suffering a seizure at the family vacation home in the Bahamas. Jett has long been rumored to be autistic, and most certainly had medical issues....
Score another for DUI attorney Blair Burk- he’s
kept another celeb out of the pokey! Heather Locklear
just got her driving under the influence case dismissed, and pled to a much lesser offense. He’s magic! Do not tell Snarkista that Heather isn’t HAMMERED in her mug shot here!...
Looks like Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony really
ARE going to split up, dramatically, as usual. The
famewhores have always been theatrical- J. Lo announced her pregnancy at a sold-out show in Miami during her El Cantante tour in November 2007...
Sigh. Oh, Katie Holmes. Snarkista is naming you
her winner for “Most Crimes Against Fashion 2008.” No,
it won’t help you get a Tony Award. Are you not living in New York, arguably the fashion capital of the world? And is it not WINTER in New York? Even if the city’s experiencing a warm snap...
Legendary siren Eartha Kitt passed away on Christmas
Day in New York City. Eartha, 81, was primarily
known for singing in her distinctively raspy voice and purring like a cat as Catwoman on the ’60s TV series Batman. She was a star of stage, the small and big screen and music...
Jennifer Aniston dropped by The View to discuss
her surprise-trauma-inducing movie Marley And Me, as well as
her naked GQ shoot. Stalker says the GQ folks got her hammered before she took it all off, AND blabbed that she’d been Photoshopped in the magazine!...
Saturday Night Live’s Christmas Classics presents a historic
cinema finding…the lost ending to the beloved “It’s A
Wonderful Life”! Santa is on his way!...
Wow! Another Chicagoan caught acting their CRAZY selves!
Y’all up there in the windy city might wanna
police Youtube a little better if you don’t want the rest of us to think you’re all freakin’ bananas. Snarkista thinks Gov. Rod Blagojevich should give Cheetah Lady an appointment. ..
Little Caylee Anthony’s remains have been positively, officially
identified. Dr. Jan Garavaglia of the Orange-Osceola Medical Examiner’s
Office ( “Dr. G”) made the announcement, saying....
...a single photograph brought forth as many questions
as it answered. Did investigators searching a wooded area
for skeletal remains possibly also find a book that Caylee liked to read?
Just breaking now, a bombshell twist in the
case of missing tot Caylee Anthony. Captain Angelo Nieves
of the Orange County Police department revealed that the utility worker who discovered remains in a bag a week ago, called in tips 3 TIMES in August...
Tom Cruise has been on a tour lately
to try and convince us he’s normal. Guess what?
Nice try, but EPIC FAIL. Tommy-Girl has been alluding for weeks that his birthday present for wife Katie Holmes was going to be really special. Oh, it’s special alright. Katie better haul ass.
Looks like Jennifer Lopez and hubby Marc Anthony
may be headed for splitsville. Apparently, Skeletor is WAY
too controlling of J. Lo, and that is a HELL of a lot of controlling. Can you imagine wresting power from THAT diva? Skeletor has strong powers. ...
Troubled country singer Mindy McCready has had a
bad couple of years. She continued her downward spiral
Wednesday as she for an apparent attempted suicide. Mindy, whose youthful affair with pitcher Roger Clemens came to light in April, was taken to a Nashville-area hospital to be treated for wounds
File this under DON’T BUY THIS FOR ANY
ONE SNARKISTA KNOWS! Burger King has inexplicably come out
with a new fragrance for ye who just can’t get enough of fast-food hamburger-smell....
US magazine already bought and published pictures of
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s fake, illegal romantic marriage
in Mexico. Last night’s episode of “The Hills”, however, highlighted the true ickyness of the whole debacle...
Well, Obama’s puppy better be at least as
cute as Barney Bush, who has given us his
Barney cam tour of the White House for the past 8 years. This is Barney’s last year, and he has some Olympic-sized elves to help him! Farewell, Barney. You’re by far the cutest guy in Washington..
Jennifer Aniston was SO desperate to be in
a relationship when her new movie goes head-to-head with
ex-hubby Brad Pitt’s, that she had her aides interview potential boyfriends for her!....














Jett Travolta: Death By Seizure?