Afternoon Fix: Obama and McCain Address the Lindsay Lohan Issue

• McCain and Obama have somehow found themselves in a fight over Lindsay Lohan. So, McCain's people were like, "How could you guys not want LiLo campaigning for you? Is she, like, too upstanding for you or something?!" Then Obama's people were all, "Good job sticking to the issues, guys!" And then we were all like, "We're totally doomed."• Josh Brolin thinks his dad is way hot: "My dad is probably one of the handsomest guys ever. I was making a joke and I said, 'If I was a chick, I'd f--k you.' He was like, 'You can't say that! Shut your mouth!'" Well, we feel a little uncomfortable now... (link)