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Ariston Anderson: Making the Band: Does Sarah Palin have what it takes?

 
Now even though she declined to rap on Saturday Night Live , is Sarah Palin holding out on us when it comes to busting a move? When asked who could hold their own as a Pussycat Doll , head PCD Nicole Scherzinger recently told People that she thinks Alaska's governor has what it takes to be a bombshell baby. "She seems like a headstrong woman, a tough chick. And she's hot!" Can you imagine it? Sarah Palin slinking down the leg of first dude Todd, "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" And just look at the lyrics for the PCD's latest song, "When I grow up." "Now I've got a confession, when I was young I wanted attention." Pageant queen! "When I grow up, be on TV, People know me, be on magazines." Does Newsweek count? "They used to tell me I was silly, Until I popped up on the TV, I always wanted to be a superstar." I can see it now. "When I grow up, I wanna have boobies groupies." Oh Sarah, you were a born pussycat doll! But what about the other girl bands? Would they ... (link)

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