Avery Corman: Hillary's Veep. Bill. (Belichick, That Is)

 
It's a Dream Team. They'll get along great. "I'm a fighter," she keeps telling us, and so is he. Hillary (throw-the-kitchen-sink, play any card you've got, race, gender, ethnicity, "as far as I know,") and Bill (it's not against the rules as I understand them to tape the opposing team's signals.) Bill B. even caused a change in the rules. Under his supervision, his defenders so effectively mugged the Los Angeles Rams receivers in the Super Bowl in 2002, while the officials were confused on what to call, the following season the NFL redefined the mugging of receivers. Not that Barack has actually been mugged by Hillary. She's just giving him a crash course in Karl Rove 101. Or Belichick 101. I do love the two of them together. Both present themselves as intellectuals in their fields, and for all the attempts to lighten up Hillary, the SNL stuff and all, and the reports from friends that Bill B. isn't so grim when you get to know him, it would be compelling, serious Hillary and serious ... [link]

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