Chris Kensler: What Lindsay's Nipples Are Hiding

New York Magazine 's naked-Lindsay Lohan fashion issue is already the stuff of Internet pageview legend. Online editors such as myself spend late nights and early morning dreaming about that 40-million-eyeball hit that vaults their medium-sized content site, even if momentarily, over the Yahoo! and AOL (and, yes, Huffington Post) bar. But the former magazine editor, and current New York Magazine subscriber, in me is less enthusiastic by the whitewash the pale cover girl unwittingly foisted on the New York Magazine -buying public. As you may or may not know, Lindsay was merely one cover of what was a special double fashion issue. The back cover was one of those upside down jobs featuring Andre 3000, promising what looked to be, for all purposes, a men's fashion issue of roughly the same heft and import as the Lindsay-led ladies side. There was Andre the dandy, three cover lines, and "Special Men's Fashion Issue" emblazoned on the mag's top -- all of the accoutrements of a true DOUBLE ... (link)