Dennis Rodman Available To Rent

Celebrity rental services are either insultingly extravagant ($250,000 for dinner with Leonardo DiCaprio) or worthlessly attainable ($5 for a video greeting card from Mr. Belding). Strike the balance between affordability and star appeal, with RentRodman.com. Started last week by a River North nightlife promoter with close ties to the ex-Bull, RR offers you a grab-bag of services from the actual Dennis Rodman, at prices so reasonable, Dennis Rodman could afford them. Naturally, it all starts with hoops: though Rodman wasn't known for his scoring touch, he'll still have plenty of wisdom to confer upon you during something as simple as a game of H-O-R-S-E (only $100 -- for the C-H-E-A-P, games of P-I-G are a mere $70). For the ultimate bromance The Worm will squire you around town via Harley, stopping at his favorite spots and offering advice on everything from dye-jobs to tattoo design, keeping in mind your interests and the fierceness of your physique -- because while a sunbursting fertility ... (link)