EASY WINDFALL

KANYE West made a quick $1 million helping Casio promote its G-Shock watch at Guastavino's Wednesday night. After keeping such guests as Lindsay Price, Caridee English and Spike Lee waiting for an hour and a half, West performed with four topless dancers, their faces hidden behind space helmets. Earlier, the swollen-headed rapper complained about the green room, which was last occupied by designer John Galliano when he threw a Dior show in the restaurant under the 59th Street Bridge. West sniffed, "It smells like a dirty French boudoir." (link)