Gale Walden: Why Sarah Palin Scares Me
Because she will remind people of Reese Witherspoon in "Legally Blond."
Because she will remind people of Kevin Klein in "Dave."
Because she will remind people of Geena Davis in "Commander in Chief" where Geena Davis was just supposed to help the guy get elected and then the guy died, and Geena Davis wouldn't resign, and she was a good president, better than Donald Sutherland even, who was the better actor. People still got tortured though.
Because of photo-ops with Huskies.
Dan Quayle.
Because I'm imagining Cuba Gooding Jr. in the Cabinet.
Because oil is a supporting character.
Because no one could be worse than George W. Bush as president so the argument that you don't have any experience gets weaker. The plumber could be better. Let's make a movie about it.
Because people like the Hollywood ending where the regular guy who is posing as President sits down at the kitchen table and balances the budget, or the sorority girl who comes out head of her class at Harvard Law ...
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