Hizzoner, the Mayer of Fibbington

With rumors spreading like wildfire, perhaps the best thing to do is spread some more...kinda like firemen setting a "back fire" to sap a blaze's energy. Maybe that's John Mayer's strategy, because he told the crowd at his St. Louis show last night:"When I was a child I would kill small animals and wear their teeth as necklaces. True. Print that. And I've always felt deep down that I was born a woman." (link)