In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

 
Film Reviews: A plodding patchwork of derivative fantasy-adventure, medieval production design, risible dialogue, unimpressive CGI trickery and haphazardly edited action sequences, "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale" suggests what might have resulted if, somewhere between "Bride of the Monster" and "Plan 9 From Outer Space," Ed Wood had miraculously obtained better actors and a bigger budget and attempted to film "The Lord of the Rings." Even while working with a $60 million budget, the infamous Uwe Boll lives down to expectations lowered by his earlier, cheaper vidgame-based pics. Even avid genre fans will wait for the DVD release. (link)

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