Patt Morrison: King Ralph

With the Oscars and the Grammys just behind us, why not enlist film and song titles (and even literature -- remember literature?) to assess the news that Ralph Nader has figured out how to recycle all those ''Nader for President'' buttons: He's running again. Here are a few of mine, in some cases tweaked a bit to suit the man who's tweaked the public's noses since 2000. Have at it, kids -- and have fun. Not even nice, clean fun. Just let fly. -- The Thing With Two Heads -- The Heartbreak Kid [sequel] -- Unsafe at Any Age -- No Country for Old Men -- Dumb and Dumber -- Lost Horizon -- One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Nest -- Point of No Return (link)