Paul Slansky: This Preposterous Week in Review: Michael Bay, Al Franken and Joe Jackson!

Bay, Michael • utter lack of talent of is richly rewarded Boehner, Rep. John • climate change bill is described as "this pile of sh-t" by Boone, Pat • urgent need of to see President Obama's birth certificate Borowitz, Andy • fantasy of that Bernie Madoff would wind up sharing a cell with O.J. Simpson, who would help him "search for the real swindlers" Franken, Sen. Al • grumpiness of Fox News folks about the election of because not a single vote they're going to be happy with is likely ever to be cast by Iraq • U.S. combat troops are removed from without the U.S. president making a fool of himself by wearing a stupid costume under a moronically ill-advised sign Jackson, Rep. Jesse, Jr. • God is thanked by for "letting all of us live in [Michael Jackson's] generation and in his era" Jackson, Joe • death of son of provides perfect opportunity for plugging new record company established by For Jackson, Michael and more, click here .  ... (link)