Rob Cohen: I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! Episode 5 Recap: Save Me Jesus!

At this moment in my life, there are two shows I watch every day: I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! and The Price is Right . That's just sad. Not the Price is Right part. At least that show is dramatically coherent and sparks some intelligent discussion . I'm A Celebrity, on the other hand, continues to amaze me by coming up with new ways to make absolutely no sense. This has to be the last episode I watch sober, or I don't think I'll make it. Here's a recap of Monday's episode. Act One: I have nothing to say about the first act other than I can't believe this shit is going to last for two hours tonight. What a twist. A terrible one. At least the show remains a bit unpredictable. Act Two: This is unbearable. The devil was trying to bring forces of evil to make Spencer leave? But something good told him to go back? They've been praying the whole time they were gone? Perhaps the worst part is that Stephen Baldwin and Lou Diamond Philips are actually buying it. Thank God at ... (link)