Scarlett, Heidi and Hayden Have Albums—Here's Why

Why are so many celebutantes/reality stars recording albums? Who the heck is telling them that's a good idea?
 —Penny, DenverNow, now. I hear the manatees living off the coast of Florida cannot get enough of Scarlett Johansson's album. They line up along Cape Canaveral and thump their stumpy flippers and take turns mooing just like ScarJo does on "Fannin Street." (link)