SELL MY PERFUME, NOT ME

HERE'S a place Carrie Bradshaw wouldn't be caught dead - the Home Shopping Network. And it seems like the same is true for the actress who plays her, Sarah Jessica Parker. While developers of her Coty perfume lines, "Lovely" and "Covet Pure Bloom," insist that Parker "was never asked to be on the Home Shopping Network because of her schedule," HSN insiders get the impression that Parker "doesn't want to ever appear" on the channel. Coty confirmed Parker's two scents will be hawked on the dial-in shopping channel this month, but say the deal hardly involved her. Company reps told Page Six the "Sex and the City" star approved the deal, but "Coty signed with HSN, not Sarah Jessica." Parker's perfume launch is part of a celeb trend segment on the network - but don't expect to see Jennifer Lopez, Calvin Klein and Gwen Stefani hawking their fragrances, either, to the folks at home. [link]