So You Think You Can Dance: With Ridiculously Early 100th Episode Spoilers, It's A Crash Course For Me

I say that because--and I'll never get tired of admitting this--I'm pretty much the So You Think You Can Dance newbie around here.  While I'm feeling pretty good about my rooting for Caitlin and Jason's alien condom routine two nights ago, I still think I have miles to go, at least with my dance knowledge.  It's funny asking Abbey about what "lines" mean, to be honest. So there's a little problem when the folks at SYTYCDism--as always, and again, ridiculously early--got their hands on some spoilers for the show's 100th episode, which airs on July 23.  And by spoilers, I don't mean the bit with Katie Holmes performing for the Dizzy Feet Foundation, because let's face it, we all knew that already.  And then they start talking about old routines from seasons past, and I start having a Michael Scofield-type nosebleed, because I don't know what they're talking about. (link)