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POOR Frankie Sandford is a singer with The Saturdays, a Girls Aloud –Spice Girls tribute act and a graduate of S Club Juniors, youth wing of former cabaret act S Club 7. She’s done a Clare Danes and shown lots of flesh.
It all went terribly wrong when Sandford arrived at the Variety Club ...
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Variety
Girls Aloud
SVEN Goran Eriksson was once the manager of England. Now Sven is the director of football at Notts County:
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GERMAN newspaper Die Tageszeitung is upset with German tabloid Bild that it has decorated the outside of its headquetrs with a unveiled an artwork depicting Kai Diekmann, Bild’s spreading editor-in-chief sporting a six-metre penis .
(Dieksmann. Penis. Might this be nominative determinism)
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TO the Opening day of ‘Erotica 2009′ at Olympia, London. Olympia is the big show hall that sits by the Tube’s appendix. Olympia is such a grandiose, overblown name for the big hall where your writer once attended a photocall for the Crufts winner to eat Pedigree Chum, saw indoor ...
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Crufts
Ideal
THIERRY Henry’s Hand Of Gaul on the field of play has been awarded with an internet meme. Henry has arrived. Getting his own meme is the 11th reason why Henry did it -the other ten reasons are here . Images via here and here . Not all are safe for work.
The Juggle - In Pictures: ...
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ANSWERING the question “How do you follow autistic Jedward , the X Factor Duracell Gonks?”, the Arts Council pushes an epileptic dancer into the stage and pays her £14k to stop taking her medication and fit on stage.
Laydeesandgentalmeen, we give you Rita Marcalo. Rolling-Eyed Rita will ...
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X Factor
THE Duchess of Cornwall leans down to receive a kiss from a young girl as Jerrod, 3, bumps his head as he attempts to pass behind her in the playground of the Freeman Family Centre in Harlesden, north west London.
Says Camilla: “This is how I dinged that white Fiat Uno.” ...
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The Duchess
IN Peru, four men are arrested on suspicion of harvesting the fat from the obese and selling it as fuel for European cosmetics.
This is victimless crime, right New Labour? The fat get put out of their misery; the thin don’t have to see the fat; the beautiful people who actually care about ...
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SUSAN Boyle Watch: The hairy Angel’s debut album become the biggest CD pre-order in the history of global online retailer Amazon.
Amazon as founded 14-year ago – and Susan Boyle has given it the online retailer it 14th press release about which album has been its most pre-ordered of the ...
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Susan Boyle
Criss Angel
The Express
I’M A Celebrity Watch: Katie Price has headed back to the I’m A Celebrity jungle as Step 1 in her bid to remarry Peter Andre – or, er, not .
And the Daily Star reports that Peter Andre “ buys huge family pad to win back Katie .”
It’s a fact! Now read on:
“Peter Andre could be ...
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Katie Price
MARIAH Carey wanted 20 white kittens to accompany her as she turned on the lights in the Westfield shopping centre, London. If Susan Boyle can do all that with one cat, Mariah needs 20. The world will be hers.
She also wanted 100 white doves, presumably to give the kittens something to kill ...
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Mariah Carey
Susan Boyle
WANT to know why France captain Thierry Henry used his hand to score a goal in game of FOOTball against Ireland? We bring you the Top Ten Theories:
1. C’est La France
He was shrugging. At the moment of impact (1). Henry was thinking about existentialism and the modern man. He asked himself ...
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AFTER the backstage pictures of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, we now bring your fashion lovers the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in New York City, in pictures.
Featuring Behati Prinsloo, Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, the ...
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Victoria's Secret
Marisa Miller
Heidi Klum
Miranda Kerr
Alessandra Ambrosio
The Black Eyed Peas
IN France, not all things are done with the hand , and news reaches of French company ‘Rotodesign’, which has launched the ‘Hotdoll’ dog sex toy.
(One imagines that dog enthusiasts can make use of the device too, as can smokers looking for a novelty ashtray.) It’s been ...
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IT turns out that Katie Price’s old breast implants are not used as filler for car bumpers not are they formed into a defence shield along the US-Canada border. Breast implants are repackaged as muscle implants.
The 10 Men Most Likely To Marry Katie Price
One man invested in some. One ...
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Katie Price
THE AL Gore effect - the one-man weather machine is Seattle. Gore’s the one who used to be the next president of the United States. Have you heard?
Former Vice President Al Gore was in Seattle Tuesday to speak at Town Hall and promote his new book, “Our Choice: Creating a Green ...
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Al Gore
I’M A Celebrity Watch : Katie Price says she going to take her Jedwards and walk out of the overgrown Blue Peter jungle – it’s not been the same since Percy Thrower died. Well she might.
Here’s what the front pages are saying about I’m Katie Price…Get Me A Crocodile Penis And Make It ...
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Katie Price
IN our gallery, Anorak’s woman with a backstage pass goes behind the scenes at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, at the Lexington Armory in New York. Pictures of the Black Eyed Peas, Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Miranda Keer and a $3million bra follow.
(Anorak readers have been asking ...
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Miranda Kerr
Victoria's Secret
Marisa Miller
Heidi Klum
The Black Eyed Peas
ONE day one from Kate Moss saying something about eating skinny, actress Demi Moore has, apparently, had a hip removed to appear on the cover of W magazine.
Of course, Demi says she has never had any cosmetic surgery – proof here – which suggests her left hip has been airbrushed out of ...
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Demi Moore
BARACK Obama has a huge Twitter following. He is the President of the United States on Twitter. Barack Obama is your pal. It turns out that Barack doesn’t write his own Twitters. Another Barack Obama does that.
Rumours are that he doesn’t write his own speeches and might read the ...
