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RING! Ring! “Hi, Graham Norton, it’s your agent. This Saturday night it’s the Eurovision Dance Contest and we want you to present.
“You need to introduce the UK to the panel of Barbara Nagode Ambroz and Bert Traut without laughing or waving a phallus. You free?”
No shock to ...
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HOW the media works: Find the celebrity. Ask the celebrity who they’re supporting in the presidential election.
Which presidential election? Not important. Any election will do. Bai Ling says “Vote for me”. She will “How you say, demolish all the counties”. Not ...
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TABLOID Baby on Scott Richter, the man accused of having an affair with Sarah Palin has filed an emergency motion to have his divorce records sealed !
The McCain campaign threatened to sue the National Enquirer for reporting that Sarah got it on with Scott Richter, her husband’s former ...
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SAYS Barack Obama and foreskin-faced groupie Oprah Winfrey :
I agree that Sarah Palin would be a fantastic interview, and I would love to have her on after the campaign is over .
Why would the vice president want to talk with Oprah, other than to gloat?
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POLAR Bear Watch : Anorak’s look at polar bears in the news, ands Sarah Palin …
“ PALIN: the real scandal . Leonard Doyle in Anchorage Alaska investigates the damning environmental record of the woman who may soon be in the White House”
Isn’t the Indy’s woman in thermal ...
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SAYS Barack Obama on the surge in Iraq he opposed:
“I think that the surge has succeeded in ways that nobody anticipated ,” Obama said while refusing to retract his initial opposition to the surge. “I’ve already said it’s succeeded beyond our wildest dreams.”
Nobody? Like George Bush . ...
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THE Time ’s Swampland blog on Sarah Palin’s ability to read:
Let’s see her face reporters without a speechwriter and a teleprompter.
Here’s Obama showing her how it’s done:
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NEVER mind Sarah Palin’s hair - well, yes,
mind it if you must - it’s her sense
of humour that really upsets some. Here’s an accusation that taken out of context and ripped of irony looks bad. But, come on… “So Sambo beat the bitch!” Ahem . Are things this ...
OBAMA’S not cowed by Sarah Palin : “How is this sissy going to stand up to someone a bit more menacing than Sarah Palin?”
“We’re not going to be bullied, we’re not going to be smeared, we’re not going to be lied about,” Obama said. “I ...
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MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann , Kate McCann and Gerry McCann
DAILY MIRROR (front page): “WE’VE SPENT £1M HUNTING FOR MADDIE.”
Kate and Gerry McCann Exclusive: We’ve spent £1m hunting Maddy - EXCLUSIVE McCanns vow to keep ...
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SARAH Palin Watch : Anorak’s look at Sarah Palin in the news…
“Palin wants it to look as if she’s too busy to spend time on her hair, but this style would take a good hour to do at home,” says Brendan Fowles at Daniel Galvin who “barracuda’d me” for the ...
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US artist James Powderly of Graffiti Research Lab went to Beijing during the Olympics to demonstrate about Tibet.
He was arrested and chucked in jail. Much like he must have expcted he would be.
Here’s his interview …
File under: “Imperiailistic do-gooding”
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SAYS Northern Ireland’s environment minister, Sammy Wilson: Green activists’ views on climate change are a “hysterical pseudo-religion.”
Yeah. Northern Ireland has an environment minister. Who knew?
“The tactic used by the “green gang” is to label ...
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MY dog rattles when he walks. How does he smell? “He finds golf balls like truffles,” says the owner.
A dog had to have 13 golf balls removed from its stomach after eating them on walks around a Fife course.
Owner Chris Morrison had been taking five-year-old black labrador ...
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SARAH Palin wins the unconventional convention :
Political conventions in the modern era are supposed to be partisan lovefests, pre-ordained coronations. There isn’t supposed to be anything like real politics going on there. That’s what the media keeps telling us. But the Republicans, not ...
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SAYS Vicky Jones of her husband Colin: “He can’t abide Westlife but he doesn’t say a lot.” Maybe he doesn’t know who to talk to when he’s approaching from the rear.
On a brighter note, at least Brian McPadding had the decency to leave the and and spare ...
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SARAH Palin shares the stand with an old vet. Sarah Palin shares the magazine cover with an old halbut..
Discuss…
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SARAH Palin is Megan Mullally, not Tina Fey :
Spotter
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SARAH Palin is choosing baby names with Bristol:
While Bristol and I were getting our nails done this morning we talked alot about the new baby coming into our lives. She really wants to name the baby Rocky whether it is a boy or a girl but I don’t know, I don’t think that’s ...
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