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IS that Wayne Rooney sporting a massive pair
of comedy breasts? We will each of us react
to news of Gazza’s death in our own way, and good on Wayne for invoking his formative footballing memories of 1990 and all that. But the Sun says it’s not Wayne, rather Natalie Rooney, Wayne’s cousin launching her career as a glamour model. (more…)
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THE youth teenies look up to her. Who
needs sexualised Bratz doll's when you Smiley to entertain
you? More on Smiley here . "Miley Cyrus is pregnant is the latest hot gossip circulating around the web - Miley Cyrus ,she is just 15 yrs old & shot ...
TROUBLED Britney Spears is in the Star. In
“BRITNEY: WACKO IS PERFECT DAD”, readers learn that Troubled
Britney has turned to Michael Jackson for parenting advice. The message is clear: if you look like an iffy parent, not all that good with ...
CATS: “South Korean scientists have cloned cats by
manipulating a fluorescent protein gene, a procedure which could
help develop treatments for human genetic diseases” In a side-effect, the cloned cats glow in the dark when exposed to ultraviolet beams. A team of scientists led by Kong Il-keun, a cloning expert at Gyeongsang National University, produced three cats possessing ...
AAH: “Divers believe they have discovered the 300-year-old
remains of a ship once captained by the notorious
British pirate Captain Kidd.” Source
ONCE more the munificent Daily Express gives asylum
seekers, refugees and UKIP voters looking for a means
of escape the chance to win a campervan. And what’s more there is a “FREE AA DRIVING LESSON” for every reader. For your chance to win the van, just answer the Express’s simple question: “Should failed asylum seekers get handouts from Britain?”
IT is Prince Edward on the Daily Mail’s
front page. Hard to spot, admittedly, with no baseball
cap and not being dressed up as a root vegetable for a game of knockabout fun on It’s A Knockout, but that is the The Weed In Tweed alright, the royal who makes living filming his immediate family members and their homes. The news is that not only has Eddie been spotted but that he is now ...
HER Majesty the Queen has launched her own
channel on the video-sharing website YouTube. The Royal Channel
will feature her Christmas Day message as well as recent and historical footage of the monarch and other members of the Royal Family. The launch marks the 50th anniversary of the Queen’s first televised festive address in 1957. Look out for home movies - shots of the man on ...
BENAZIR Bhutto is murdered : Adil Nijam remarks:
At a human level this is a tragedy like
no other. Only a few days ago I was mentioning to someone that the single most tragic person in all of Pakistan - maybe all the world - is Nusrat Bhutto. Benazir’s mother. Think about it. Her husband, killed. One son poisoned. Another son assasinated. One daughter dead possibly of drug overdose. ...
THE National Enquirer “Scandals of 2007” finds no
space for Duane ‘Dog’ Chapman, known to tens of
satellite TV viewers as Dog The Bounty Hunter. Dog, who resembles a flayed and boiled Dr Zaius, from Planet of the Apes, makes a living chasing bad guys down in his oversized truck while in the company of his progeny and his separated-at-birth wife Beth. Dog apologized for his transgression. ...
DAVID Hicks is an Australian convicted by the
United States of supporting terrorism. He has been freed
from a prison in Adelaide. David Hicks , 32, was captured with Taleban forces in Afghanistan in 2001, and spent five years at the Guantanamo Bay detention camp. His father Terry Hicks describes his son’s religious hobby: “He took an interest in something and it went ...
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MADDYWATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage
of Madeleine McCann DAILY MIRROR front page: “YOU’RE STILL
PRIME SUSPECTS – McCanns’ fury at police chief warning” “Kate and Gerry McCann were furious last night after learning they are still prime suspects in daughter Madeleine’s disappearance” It is now the 105th time Kate and Gerry have reacted with fury of been furious ...
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OSCAR Pistorius has no legs. How does he
run? Fast. The International Association of Athletics Federations has
ruled that Pistorius’s state-of-the-art carbon fiber prosthetics “should be considered as technical aids which give him an advantage over other athletes not using them.” [German professor Gert-Peter] Brueggemann found that Pistorius was able to run at the same speed as [...]
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IN China: “A Chinese middle school has ordered
children to feed pigs three times a day, angering
parents who complained it was denying their children a proper education, state media said Monday amid worries over soaring pork prices. “Besides raising pigs, the students must also grow vegetables as part of a compulsory class,” the Beijing News [...]
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NO easy thing to breathe new life into
the Princess Diana legend. But her mother Frances Shand
Kydd has made good fist at it by calling her daughter a “WHORE”. Kydd, who looks like Michael Caine in drag, gives rise to the front-page headlines: “YOU WHORE DIANA” (Sun), “DIANA YOU ARE A WHORE” (Express), “THE DAY DIANA’S [...]
PETE Doherty is a front runner for the
BBC’s Sports Personality of the Year title. And he’s
wearing a bra. So says the Star, which sees Doherty training for the London Marathon, and preventing “unspeakable jogger’s nipple” buy wearing ...
THE EXPRESS brings news that today is most
depressing day of the year. Depressed? “It’s miserable Monday,”
says the Mail. Says psychologist Cliff Arnall: “If you think about January 21 as Blue Monday, the part of the brain known as the reticular activating system will immediately begin to focus on negative things that arise during the [...]
JACQUI Smith is not all that bright: I
was listening to Jaqui Smith this morning on Today.
It was almost pitiful to hear her being intellectually skewered by the presenter over the case for 42 days detention without trial. In the same way it would be almost mildly troubling to see Pol Pot wearing a set of park railings. Apparently, passing legislation to lock up people without trial for ...
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SAYS Hillary Clinton: “It took a Clinton to
clean after the first Bush and I think it
might take another one to clean up after the second Bush.” (I’ve re-read the headline and it contains a whiff of unpleasantness. Anyone read Fishing For Boys ?)
PAKISTAN gets terror and murder. Indian gets: KENNEDY
SPACE CENTER, Fla., Feb 01, 2008 /PRNewswire-USNewswire via COMTEX/
— At a ceremony Friday at the Kennedy Space Center’s visitor complex, NASA Administrator Michael Griffin and Indian Space Research Organization Chairman G. Madhavan Nair signed a framework agreement establishing the terms for future cooperation between the ...








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