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“Aw, Mom. You’re totally ruining my bad-ass chick rep with the sandbox posse!”
Celebrities
Ben Affleck
Jennifer Garner
Are your friends jealous of your baby ? Well, that green-eyed monster can sometimes be cured by making them change green poop-splattered diapers. [ lilSugar ]
Pam Anderson on how she told her sons about her sex tape. I bet somebody beat you to it, Pammy. His name is Google. [ Baby Scoop ...
Celebrities
Friends
Pamela Anderson
Katie Holmes
Okay, maybe not exactly…
However, chemicals found in many plastics are causing little boys to act more like little girls, according to new research .
If that means the boys are replacing toilet paper rolls and aren’t acting like they’re dying when all they have is a ...
Celebrities
ME: I feel like crap. I think I’m coming down with a cold.
MR. CANDY: Oh no! I hope you don’t give it to Skylar.
ME: Her diaper exploded all over me… and the couch… and the floor… today.
MR. CANDY: Oh no! Poor baby probably needs a bath.
ME: My ...
Celebrities
I’ve gotta hand it to Heidi Klum: Here she is, looking just as good, if not better, than her twentysomething counterparts at a Victoria’s Secret press junket today — and, lest you’ve forgotten, the woman JUST HAD HER FOURTH CHILD A MONTH AGO.
Even more ...
Celebrities
Heidi Klum
Victoria's Secret
If your little genius is requesting more Dostoevsky, less Dr. Seuss, it may be time to upgrade her toy options as well. Check out Fat Brain Toys , which bills its products as “educational toys that will challenge your child’s intellect and stretch their imagination.” Use ...
Celebrities
ALIVE, not dead, mind you (which totally would have changed the dynamics of the competition)…
Okay, I won’t keep you in suspense any longer: The big winner is Johnny Depp, according to those sexy man connoisseurs over at People magazine. The quirky 46-year-old actor and ...
Celebrities
Johnny Depp
Brad Pitt
George Clooney
Isla Fisher
Sacha Baron Cohen
Dear Miss Skye,
It’s been a wild ride these past three months, hasn’t it? I feel like we’ve forged an unbreakable bond in this short amount of — um, Miss Skye…? Hello….? Hey! Stop staring at that overhead light, please. I’m talking to you, young ...
Celebrities
Confession: I think Brooke Shields is kinda amazing, both for having survived being a child star with class (and managing to remain successful through adulthood) and for initiating a long-overdue public dialogue about postpartum depression.
And, even more importantly, for having great hair. ...
Celebrities
Brooke Shields
Use coupon code MARTHA99 when you check out on The Children’s Place Web site . The offer ends today, so don’t dilly-dally, as my kindergarten teacher Miss Pencil used to say. (Yup. Miss Pencil. Poor thing.)
Celebrities
There’s a new article in The New York Times discussing the calorie-burning benefits of breastfeeding. (Yup! It’s time to talk boobs again.)
Apparently, some women think it’s all wishful thinking, that breastfeeding does NOT help new moms lose weight (although some ...
Celebrities
BRAD: You know, averting your eyes from my chin scruff will NOT make it go away.
ANGELINA: Can’t blame a girl for trying.
Celebrities
Angelina Jolie
Brad Pitt
Adriana Lima now has someone to inherit her chests of Miracle Bras: the Victoria’s Secret model and her hubby, NBA player Marko Jaric, welcomed a daughter on Sunday in New York City.
“Adriana and Marko are thrilled to announce they had a baby girl, Valentina Lima Jaric,” ...
Celebrities
Adriana Lima
Criss Angel
Victoria's Secret
Marko Jaric
Benjamin Franklin said, “The only things certain in life are death and taxes.” Which demonstrates a very important historical point: that lightning rod clearly fried Ben’s brain. Because anybody who has been a parent knows there are other certainties in life, certainties ...
Celebrities
Wesley Snipes
To fix the hat on the sleeping baby, or not to fix the hat (and maintain peace and quiet), that is the question…
If this had occurred three, even two, months ago, Mr. Candy and I would have tripped over our feet scrambling to rescue her from the horrible, eye-invading beret. ...
Celebrities
“Wow, check it out! I wonder if ALL kids have their own personal umbrella holder?!”
Celebrities
Nicole Kidman
Teacher Fired for Facebook Photos Showing Alcohol (Good Thing I Never Pursued a Career in Education)
SINNER!
A teacher who was allegedly forced to resign over pictures on Facebook showing her — GASP! — drinking alcohol is now suing the school board. The 24-year-old says that the board violated state labor laws when she was never told that she entitled to a hearing. This ...
Celebrities
Max Payne
SERAPHINA: I don’t know why, but I’m suddenly hungry for dinner…
SURI: That is NOT what Coco Chanel intended when she said “take one thing off before you leave the house.” *SIGH* Oh well. Not everyone can be blessed with my effortless style.
The ...
