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Naked Hayden Panettiere pretends to fellate a gun, then gets a face full of liquid. Just like your mom every Wednesday haaaaaay! ( The Blemish )
Miley Cyrus ’s tour bus entourage involved in crash. One person (not Miley) was killed. Hey that’s not funny. ( PopEater )
But you ...
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Miley Cyrus
Hayden Panettiere
Kate Moss
Kristen Stewart
Dakota Fanning
Oprah Winfrey
Michelin uses a jolly character seemingly constructed of coiled feces, and Goodyear has a big fat blimp. Tire advertising sucks except for Pirelli, whose entire sales model is based on elitism and naked supermodels. Which makes perfect sense, because when we think of rubber spheres bolted to ...
Celebrities
Miranda Kerr
PETA is probably the most reviled group of capital letters outside of NAMBLA. They do stuff that makes the most hardcore of animal activists ashamed. And the worst thing they’ve ever done is create that “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” ad campaign because none of the ...
Celebrities
Keeley Hazell
PETA
It’s been kind of nice having Paris Hilton out of the gossip papers lately. Quiet. Calm. Less itchy and weepy around the gentials. But we’ve sort of missed her and her particular brand of dipshittiness, so we’re opening up our arms and thighs and happily accepting her back ...
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Paris Hilton
TMZ
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Now that Brittany Murphy ’s steady King of
the Hill paycheck has gone to syndication heaven, girl’s
gotta work. And though we haven’t seen her in anything since that movie where she nannied Dakota Fanning (Shut up. It was on TBS.), ...
This Is Just Gross
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There are some celebrity ex-boyfriends that we desperately want to return to the spotlight. Day after day we gaze upon the picture of Stamos Nachos that we cut from an old issue of Us Weekly and tacked up next to our computer and we lament, “Oh, Nachos, when will you ever return to us, ...
Celebrities
Avril Lavigne
Wilmer Valderrama
Lindsay Lohan
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We’ve seen a lot of titties in our
day. Sure, maybe not in person, but magazines and
computer screens count, right? So we know that there are all different shapes and sizes and hangs and dimensions and whatnot. But we also know that plastic ...
90210’s Jessica Lowndes Sports Side Boob, Side Ponytail
Rihanna has a big lump on her head. So she either went back to Chris “Doo Doo” Brown or she’s growing horns. The latter is more believable. ( Gone Hollywood )
Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima gives birth to baby girl; is probably not a virgin anymore. ( ...
Celebrities
Rihanna
Adriana Lima
Beyoncé Knowles
Ashley Tisdale
Lily Allen
Victoria's Secret
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This morning we woke up and felt like
something was missing in our lives. Something large and
clammy and teeming with riches. Then we sparked up the old computer and lo and behold, a big fat pouty meatball named Brandon Davis was back in our lives! ...
Lilo and Greasy Hit the John for Fun
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A while back there was this little sow
called the Emmys. People got awards for doing stuff
like managing not to completely trod all over the grave of the best documentary ever . And it was really boring. So we focused on Blake Lively’s boobs . ...
Blake Lively’s Boobs: Cruel Plastic Hoax?
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Prince once urged us all to party as
if it were the year 1999. CelebNewsWire takes most
of its cues from the doily-clad dwarf, so after masturbating with a magazine and Batdancing, we would like to invite you to ogle new pictures of Britney Spears ...
Britney Spears and Jennifer Aniston Costar in Comely ...
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It’s officially over. What, you ask? Lindsay Lohan
’s career. But how do we know? Is it
because we are other-level geniuses who see into the eye of celebrity and discern all of its most closely-guarded secrets? Well, yes, but also ...
Seeing Lindsay Lohan’s Beautiful Face Should Be Payment ...
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Kim Kardashian suckles the ’sicle. ( IDLYITW )
Sofia Vergara nude pics. She used to date Tom
Cruise. Hahahaha! That’s funny. ( Cityrag ) Johnny Depp offers to help bail Nicolas Cage out of his money trouble. Because he’s ...
CNW Junk Drawer: Slurping Up with the Kardashian
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In the five amazing, genius-filled, Pulitzer-Prize-worthy years of
CelebNewsWire, many stories have stood out as favorites. Cisco
Adler’s low-swinging ball bag . Britney Spears’s poon parade of terror . Russell Crowe as terrorist target ...
Michael Jackson’s Robot Clone
We’re going to see a lot more of Amy Winehouse coming up. By that we mean that she’s planning on getting plasticine balloons shoved inside her butt cheeks, making them R. Crumb worthy. The Daily Mail reports:
Amy Winehouse spent £35,000 on a breast enlargement [and] boosted her ...
Celebrities
Amy Winehouse
Ice T
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Moms are so embarrassing when you’re 12. During
Thanksgiving dinner, they loudly ask you if you’ve started
your period yet. They chaperone your spring fling dance and do the Roger Rabbit. They mention your childhood bed wetting problem ...
Shauna Sand Promotes Sex Tape with Maternal Nip Slip
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Last week, when you were doing you routine
Google searches (bunnies humping, Dakota Fanning nude, and the
like) you came up empty handed with you searched for “ Jessica Alba getting spanked.” But knowing that each day offers new ...
Jessica Alba’s Been a Very Bad Girl
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Sammy Sosa used to be a black guy, right? Not a Cullen-white green-eyed dude? We didn’t just make that up? ( Gabby Babble )
It’s all right cuz she’s saved by the fetus: Tiffani (-Amber) Thiessen is with child. ( PopEater )
Lilogate continues: in more tapes, Lindsay ...
Celebrities
Lindsay Lohan
Heath Ledger
Pete Wentz
Carrie Prejean
Katy Perry
Jennifer Lopez
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Hey, we’re hep. We make Twitter s and
type on the Facepages and listen to the latest
“fresh jams” from Ke$ha. We write Justin Bieber’s name on our Zips, we know what the hell is up. LOL JK TTFN SCUBA. But we’ve never ...
Robert Pattinson is Utterly Disgusting
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If you haven’t realized yet, Justin Timberlake is
the luckiest man in the entire world. He screwed
Britney when she was at her peak of hotness. Add to that some of the girls he’s schtupped: Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johannson, Jessica Biel. ...
Justin Timberlake Boinking Jessica Biel—and Everyone Else
