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Did Ed Westwick Have Sex in Public? With a Girl?
Did Ed Westwick Have Sex in Public? With a Girl?
celebnewswire.com — We generally don’t give two farts about the Super Bowl. It was probably childhood that did it,... since our first experience of the big game involved singing “You’re lookin’ at the Fridge, I’m the rookie. I may be large, ... Did Ed Westwick Have Sex in Public? With a Girl?
HudRod Moves on, Establishes HudLake and CamRod
celebnewswire.com — When we heard back in December that Kate Hudson and A-Rod had broken up , we were... devastated. We didn’t eat for weeks. We just weeped, “Why? Why?” over and over while stroking our A-Rod Topps card and watching Almost Famous . But ... HudRod Moves on, Establishes HudLake and CamRod
Jennifer Twiddles Gerard’s Moobs in Mexico
Jennifer Twiddles Gerard’s Moobs in Mexico
celebnewswire.com — Jennifer Aniston ’s accomplished a lot in her nearly 41 years. She got her hair to be... really shiny and she became a professional scorned woman who is sad and desperate to shackle herself to any willing man, dragging him down the aisle to his ... Jennifer Twiddles Gerard’s Moobs in Mexico
Anne Hathaway Kissed Jennifer Garner—and She Liked It! (Sorry.)
Anne Hathaway Kissed Jennifer Garner—and She Liked It! (Sorry.)
celebnewswire.com — We have tried very, very hard to ignore the movie Valentine’s Day (and the holiday, for that... matter). From what we can gather from the commercials, it’s He’s Just Not that into You with Julia Roberts instead of Jennifer Aniston, ... Anne Hathaway Kissed Jennifer Garner—and She Liked It! ...
NBC Is Still Classy
First there was the whole Conan/Jay thing, and now there’s another reason to prove that NBC is run by 200-year-old clueless white guys. ?uestlove is the drummer for the Roots, a good band that unfortunately is the house band on the stupefyingly unfunny Jimmy Fallon Show, on NBC. To prove ...
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Lohan Be Throwin’ (Drinks in Sam’s Face)
You probably think that Lindsay Lohan is hard at work with a bunch of Rubbermaid bins and a couple packs of Swiffers trying to rid her home of an Alpine pile of free shit , but you don’t know her very well, do you? She’s actually been busy boozing, popping pills, grinding on ...
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Brittany Murphy’s Autopsy Results Are In
The autopsy report for Casey Johnson is in. The socialite/Tila Tequila pawn died of diabetic ketoacidosis. Also, the autopsy report for Jay Reatard shows acute cocaine toxicity with alcohol. The moral of these stories is: take your insulin, don’t mix the Kate Moss dust with booze, and ...
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Vincent Gallo and a Pair of Bushes
Vincent Gallo and a Pair of Bushes
celebnewswire.com — Lauren Bush : Do you think the camera’s getting my good side? This is my good side,... right? Oh, I can’t remember. Maybe I should pull my dress down a little more just in case. Barbara Bush : If this guy touches me again, I swear ... Vincent Gallo and a Pair of Bushes
John Mayer Wants to Wear Your Ass Like a Hat
That John Mayer . He’s such a cad. You just can’t pin him down. And you know why? Because he apparently thinks that marriage is the root of all evil. If it weren’t for marriage, famous dudes could pork a million ladies and say really dirty things to them—in writing—and no one ...
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Katie Price Marries Alex Reid in Las Vegas
Katie Price Marries Alex Reid in Las Vegas
celebnewswire.com — We used to really like writing about Katie Price /Jordan, but that was before her divorce from... freaky Ken Doll Peter Andre, and before Heidi Montag stole the crown of Tit Job Queen. Katie is obviously not feeling the love, so the glamor model with ... Katie Price Marries Alex Reid in Las Vegas
Dear John, Your Girlfriend’s Got Nice Bazooms
Dear John, Your Girlfriend’s Got Nice Bazooms
celebnewswire.com — We like Amanda Seyfried. She seems nice. And unlike most actresses her age, she doesn’t induce in... us an urge to run a jagged fingernail across our eyeball. But sweet Moses’ beard, there is nothing in this world that could make us watch ... Dear John, Your Girlfriend’s Got Nice Bazooms
Gisele Is Better at Birth Than You
Gisele Is Better at Birth Than You
celebnewswire.com — Gisele Bundchen has .2% body fat, billions of dollars, an enviably husky voice, Brazilian citizenship, and a... face that looks like it was carved by Michelangelo himself. What an asshole. Also, she beats everyone in the pregnancy department. US ... Gisele Is Better at Birth Than You
Tila Tequila Blah Blah Game Blah Twitter Blah Blah Blah
Tila Tequila Blah Blah Game Blah Twitter Blah Blah Blah
celebnewswire.com — The guy who lived down the street when you were a kid and watered his lawn with... Sprite in February and tried to give out still-frozen Steak-Umms on Halloween has nothing on Tila Tequila , crazy-wise. On Friday, she took to her Platform of Lunacy ( ... Tila Tequila Blah Blah Game Blah Twitter Blah Blah Blah
Single Charlize Plus Wedding “Bell” (Haw!)
Single Charlize Plus Wedding “Bell” (Haw!)
celebnewswire.com — The universe is remarkably balanced. There’s a time to plant, a time to reap. A time to... be born, a time to die. To everything there is a season, and when one celebrity couple gets engaged, another breaks up. First, a mazel tov to bird-voiced ... Single Charlize Plus Wedding “Bell” (Haw!)
Grammy Grammy Green Eggs and Hammy
Let’s run down the Grammys, shall we? Lady Gaga went all dueling pianos with Elton John (OMG, we didn’t call him SIR! We’re evil, dirty blasphemers!). Pink did that same trapeze, titties out thing she did at the VMAs, but this time she was covered in water, making it look ...
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Brittany Murphy’s Husband Sues Hollywood
Brittany Murphy’s Husband Sues Hollywood
celebnewswire.com — We’ll still awaiting the full autopsy report after actress Brittany Murphy ’s untimely death at the age... of 32. But Brittany’s dashing widower, gallumphing boob Simon Monjack, doesn’t need the results to know what killed her. ... Brittany Murphy’s Husband Sues Hollywood
Hold On, Haiti! Britney’s A-Comin’!
Hold On, Haiti! Britney’s A-Comin’!
celebnewswire.com — We were really, really upset yesterday when we heard that Jessica Simpson was donating 50,000 pairs of... shoes to Haitians. Because OMG, you can’t wear an open-toed platform bootie with that ripped-up outfit covered in earthquake ooze! Gross! ... Hold On, Haiti! Britney’s A-Comin’!
Donatella Versace Is a Beautiful Angel from Heaven
Donatella Versace Is a Beautiful Angel from Heaven
celebnewswire.com — The majority of men sexualize women who are skinny with big boobs, long blonde hair, pouty lips,... and sun-kissed bronzed skin. This is the American ideal, and what fraternity brothers across this great nation aspire to have on their arms and in their ... Donatella Versace Is a Beautiful Angel from Heaven
K-Stew Non-Newd
K-Stew Non-Newd
celebnewswire.com — Los Angeles, you may have excellent weather and an exciting number of donut shops but your newspapers... lie. Today, the L.A. Times claims that one can see the lip-biting, nose-sighing Kristen Stewart nude in her upcoming movie, which just debuted at ... K-Stew Non-Newd
Brangelina: Circling the Drain
Life sucks right now. Haiti is destroyed and the non-Steelers and the un-Steelers will be playing in the Superbowl. Is Mercury in retrograde? Full moon? Is it something in the air? What upset in the universe has caused this miasma of crap to hang over the planet? It may be that the two most ...
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