Submit a Story!

TheGossiper: Celebrity Gossip Blog For The Porn Obsessed Latest Blog Posts

Add as Favorite Claim Blog Help

http://thegossiper.typepad.com/celebrity-news/ - The most VICIOUS gossip blog in the planet!

Lindsay Lands a Job and Other News
This is what Lady Gaga will do once her fifteen minutes of fame is over [ Jezebel ] Taylor Momsen is a gothic slut [ Gawker ] Princess of the Whores, Mileycious I is "deeply saddened" [ People ] Some Robert Pattinson shit [ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ] Kourtney Kardashian's uterus is about ...
ShowHype: hype it up!

Weekend Open Thread: Lady Gaga
Weekend Open Thread: Lady Gaga
thegossiper.typepad.com — For today's Open Thread: Has Lady Gaga taken it too far? Would you like her to tone down the theatrics just a little biiiiiiiiiiiit? Answers on the comments. Be nice to each other Weekend Open Thread: Lady Gaga
Janet Jackson's "Make Me" (Music Video)
Janet Jackson's "Make Me" (Music Video)
thegossiper.typepad.com — Bow the fuck down my sisterfucking lesbian cohorts 'cause Janet Jackson is baaaaaaaaaaaack. Forget the nose job, just focus on her dancing. Now watch: Janet Jackson's "Make Me" (Music Video)
Blog For Us!
thegossiper.typepad.com — Darling reader, We want you, your penis, or what-have-you to blog for us. We're not looking for a cynical fanny, we need someone with a thirst for satire and black humor. So if you think you fit the bill...contact us HERE . (Oh and please tell us where you're based, your pen name, and your ... Blog For Us!
Lindsay Lohan Is Our Xenu of the Day!
Lindsay Lohan Is Our Xenu of the Day!
thegossiper.typepad.com — Lindsay werqed her face, her body, and her herpes-freckles at the GQ Men of the Year Party at the Chateau Marmont in L.A last Thursday . This is what she looked like. And here's Lindsay as Xenu. .. Three days ago Xenu took hold of Lindsay's puta chongs and the alien duo ... Lindsay Lohan Is Our Xenu of the Day!
Levi Johnston: No Dick, No Ass, No Care
thegossiper.typepad.com — Here's another shot from Levi Johnston's Playgirl shoot . Not until I see something that's phallic related, or even just a strand of pubic hair...I ain't buying this shit.   (Photos via Queer Click) You must enable JavaScript to vote in this poll from Pollverize . Levi Johnston: No Dick, No Ass, No Care
Guess The Who: Warcraft Monger
Guess The Who: Warcraft Monger
thegossiper.typepad.com — Who da who da who da who is this bitch? Apparently she's put up with her husband of x many years, not because he's cheating on her veiny face, but rather because she can't fathom the fact that he'd rather get-off on some warcraft shit than on her face. Can you guess the who? This ... Guess The Who: Warcraft Monger
Porn Stars of the Century: Birthday Orgy
Oh my doo doo!Oh my doo doo!Oh my doo doo!Oh my doo doo!Oh my doo doo!Oh my doo doo!Oh my doo doo!Oh my doo doo!Oh my doo doo!Oh my doo doo!Oh my doo doo!Oh my doo doo!Oh my doo doo!Oh my doo doo!Oh my doo doo!Oh my doo doo!Oh my doo doo!Oh my doo doo!Oh my doo doo!Oh my doo doo!Oh my doo ...
ShowHype: hype it up!

Kate Moss Is Anorexia's Home Bitch
Kate Moss got the bad shit from members of a British eating disorder charity called BEAT after she told WWD (Women's Wear Daily) that she lived by the motto "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels". Not surprising. Kate Moss has always been the poster child of anorexia... ...
ShowHype: hype it up!

Rihanna Wants Her Penis Large
Queen Pee-Ree of the Damned 's intergalactic super-black vagina won't ever do your twinkly pop six-incher cause bitch is cool like that. In an interview with Germany's Bravo Magazine, Rihanna reveals: " He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? The ...
ShowHype: hype it up!

Oprah Winfrey Says A Tearful Goodbye
Oprah , your pussy will sourly be missed on the air-webs. UGH. I cannot imagine a day without your voice...I cannot imagine...oh fuck it. A goodbye is A GOODBYE AND THAT'S THAT. In her show last night, Oprah bid us all a motherfucking babaloo, and in her own words... “ Twenty five years ...
ShowHype: hype it up!

This Week's Hottest Scandals!
This Week's Hottest Scandals!
thegossiper.typepad.com — Miley Cyrus wants to be a prostitute [ HERE ] Demi Moore got photoshopped too [ HERE ] Kristen Stewart swapped cum with Dakota Fanning [ HERE ] No More Oprah! [ HERE ] Carrie Prejean's sex tape [ HERE ] Claire Danes' nipples made an embarrassing cameo [ HERE ] Lady Gaga ... This Week's Hottest Scandals!
Hayden Panettiere Bukkake's Herself
This is some hot shit. Now ya'll know Hayden Panettiere is a jizzling superslut trying to earn Xenu 's respect. She'll do anuthing to win Xenu's heart over...hell, she'll snatch a herpes wart and slap that shit on her face if she has too. Anyway bitch bukkake'd herself with a bottle of bubbly ...
ShowHype: hype it up!

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2009 (Pictures)
The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2009 (Pictures)
thegossiper.typepad.com — Anorexic angels from The Kingdom of Hot Shits and Putas (With Wings) drove New York into a frenzy last night as they walked and werqed their skeletal asses on a v-shaped runway. So just in case you missed it, here are THE BEST from last night. And this one's just for ... The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2009 (Pictures)
Susan Boyle: I Will Be More Famous Than Madonna
Susan Boyle: I Will Be More Famous Than Madonna
thegossiper.typepad.com — Susan Boil says Madonna will be history. Old Boil says once her 12-track album is released, she will be the first ever global celebrity of the Internet age and she'll be bigger and better than the Like a Virgin singer because "I really am a Virgin you shites." Among the songs ... Susan Boyle: I Will Be More Famous Than Madonna
Sarah Palin: "Iraq" Has Nuclear Weapons...
Say what??? Sarah Palin mistakes Iran for Iraq on national television. How stupid of Palin. Someone slap this bitch's face with a dildo...like, someone better do it now. 
ShowHype: hype it up!

Rihanna: I Want To Be Beaten Up By Chris Brown Again
  Bitch hasnt totally processed the memory of Chris' dick and so misses licking it.  She also wished she bit it off. We wish that too. Despite their troubled past , Rihanna still has moments of missing her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown . "There are a lot of ... places that ...
ShowHype: hype it up!

Demi Moore: You Just Jealous Coz a Young Dick Is Fucking Me Hot Old Bitch
Demi Moore says FUCK YOU to all those who thought her hotness was only made possible thru the power of Photoshop. As a matter of fuck, she defends her thin hip and non-fake legs on the ever credible world of Twitter. A W spokesperson tells Jezebel.com the magazine "did not do anything ...
ShowHype: hype it up!

Its Confirmed! Miley Cyrus is a Hooker
Its Confirmed! Miley Cyrus is a Hooker
thegossiper.typepad.com — Miley Cyrus wants to be a hooker when she grows up, thats if she aint one already. Miley Cyrus dressed as Julia Roberts ' "Pretty Woman" hooker character for an '80s party to celebrate her 17th birthday Wednesday night. The teen star -- recently criticized for pole dancing at ... Its Confirmed! Miley Cyrus is a Hooker
Michael Jackson In A Fetus, And Other News
Michael Jackson's face appeared on a fetus. AMAZING. [ Gawker ] Mariah Carey is a bitch [ Dlisted ] Miss Gay Brazil is the bad shit [ Jezebel ] Exploding Heidi walks the Victoria's Secret Runway [ People ] Kate Hudson went on a date with her baby [ OK! ] Helena Christensen is naked [ Weekday ...
ShowHype: hype it up!

Page 1 of 30