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chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 44 hours ago
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This Hangover is dedicated to my boy Tee,
who celebrated his birfday last night, so I know
he is soo hurtin ' today. Happy birthday, puta ! Well hello there...I see you are incredibly hungover this afternoon. How can I tell? Well, your underwear is on backwards and it's not even your ...
The Horror Hangover
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chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 2 days ago
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Does that "joke title" even make sense? It's
supposed to be like "panty line," so I took
the pool out of Pontypool and changed it to line. HAHAHAHAHA. Pontypool is a Canadian horror film directed by Bruce McDonald and based off the novel, "Pontypool Changes Everything" written by Tony Burgess. ...
Pontyline
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 4 days ago
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 4 days ago
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I have a bulldozer of a monster for
you for in this weeks edition of Monster of
the Week - A character that scared the bejesus out of many kids, kids that were lucky (or unlucky, perhaps) enough to have parents that let them watch anything that was popular, even if it was not meant for kids in ...
CNAMB Presents: Monster of the Week!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 6 days ago
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Lamberto Bava's Blastfighter (1984) is a film I
half expected to be a Sci Fi movie based
off the title Blastfighter , but this 1984 Lamberto Bava film is as far from a Science Fiction film as you can possibly get. It shouldn't be much of a surprise that the movie would come off as a film of ...
Blastfighter
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 8 days ago
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I have a dick load of super fun
trailers for you to check out today, so I'm
not gonna waste any time and get right into it! Ready...set....GO! Very excited for this one - With a rookie in the cockpit, Altitude is about a group of teenagers out for a flight when their plane mysteriously ...
Totally Tubular Trailers!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 8 days ago
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We got a pretty light Horror Hangover this
week...not a whole lot of movies worth eating a
baby over and there are no horror movies on to make things worse. To top things off, Stargate is on all day over at SyFy, so for the very first time in the short Horror Hangover history, the channel is ...
The Horror Hangover
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 9 days ago
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A lot of folks did a post in
celebration of Friday the 13 th , but I
forgot it was Friday the 13 th , so how about some love for the following day? It Gets bad on Friday the 13 th , but it gets worse on Saturday the 14 th ! Just when you thought it was safe to look at the calender again! Oh ...
You thought Friday the 13th was bad?!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 10 days ago
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After posting my review of Paranormal Activity earlier
in the week, I found myself inspired. That inspiration
is what provides us with this week’s song of choice for Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party. This pajama-jammy-jam is fitting to what Katie and Micah went through, they were facing an ...
Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: 2 Hot 2 Handle Edition!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 11 days ago
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I seem to be back on track with
writing reviews as of late, which makes me very
ecstatic to be honest with you. There was a while where I was hardly writing any reviews over at Paracinema and I think it took me a month before I even posted my first review here and then another month before my ...
Take the Stairs...to Paracinema
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 12 days ago
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It isn't easy following up the first Monster
of the Week when your monster is friggin' Swamp
Thing, but it must be done and a great way to go about picking a sophomore monster would be to pick one of the plural variety. A monster that is not just relegated to one creature, but many creatures ...
CNAMB Presents: Monster of the Week!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 14 days ago
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There are enough spoilers in this review to
warrant a warning to anyone that has not yet
seen the film...sorry. When you have a movie such as Paranormal Activity , you are going to run into a wide variety of reactions from an even wider variety of people. Whether it be genre fans, or just your ...
Paranormal Activity
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 15 days ago
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Hey Baby Eaters! After the wild Saturday night
you had, I hope your not hurtin' too much
this afternoon. But, if you are...then we have a pretty decent lineup of films to help you get through your hangover. Starting things off at 10:30 AM The Fan (1996) is on FX. Solid Tony Scott directed ...
The Horror Hangover
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 16 days ago
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Going outside of the "normal" movie reviews I
put together, over at Paracinema...The Blog, I just posted
a review of the Kidsploitation film, Kidulthood . Kidsploitation...I don't know if that's actually a real term or not, but then again, you can make anything into "Sploitation" when it comes ...
Paracinemasploitation
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 17 days ago
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The club has been straight poppin' and lockin'
the past few Fridays and Halloween was off the
bike chain, so I thought it would be nice if we slowed things down a bit and brought in a guest DJ for tonight's slow jam edition! No one knows how to take it slow better than DJ OK, USA! So fellas, ...
Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: Kumite Slow Jam Edition!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 18 days ago
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Every week I'm looking to bring you sexy
bitches a pick for a "monster of the week,"
whether it be a creature, a mutant, a zombie, or even a serial killer. Criteria for monster of the week will only require one thing, that I think said monster is dope. No other criteria is necessary if you ask ...
CNAMB Presents: Monster of the Week!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 19 days ago
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For the sake of not spoiling anything about
Ruben Fleischer's Zombieland for anyone that has not yet
seen the film, ye be very warned, spoilers are infesting this review. I would hate for someone to even accidentally have something ruined for them just by glazing over these here words...okay, ...
Zombieland
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 21 days ago
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I just so happened to watch 1981's The
Funhouse within the same two days I decide to
read the first two issues of Tales of Rocky Point Park . As I was in the midst of this, I realized that both the carnival location of the film and the amusement park setting of the comic were very similar to ...
Tales of Rocky Point Park
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 21 days ago
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Many people underestimate the color purple…I don’t mean
that movie with the little short chick Prince; I’m
talking about the actual color purple. Like the color that your nipple becomes when twisted in-between someone’s tightly gripped fingertips, or the color of delicious artificial grape ...
Purple Nurple
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 23 days ago
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Hey there spooky specters and happy haunters, nice
to see you're still hanging tough, NKOTB style and
ready for some more DANCING!!! Skele-tones dealer just showed up a little while ago, so he's rearin' to go for at least another couple of hours and I hope you are too, because it is ...
Freddy's Halloween Dance Party!


















