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I Mean It This Time
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com - 8 days ago
I Mean It This Time
— crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com — This time there's no foolin' and no going back...this blog is over.  Thanks to everyone who came by the last three years and hopefully got a chuckle.  Now check out my new blog over here . I Mean It This Time

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And Towelhead Baby Makes 7
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com - 10 days ago
And Towelhead Baby Makes 7
— crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com — Angelina and Brad recently took a trip to Syria to visit refugees displaced by the Iraq conflict. Angie evidently saw something she liked because it's being reported that she has begun the process of adopting one of the poor sunburned victims of George Bush 's illegal oil war. Ah, but this ... And Towelhead Baby Makes 7

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Mad Maniston
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com - 10 days ago
Mad Maniston
— crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com — Among other things, Matt Weiner 's critically acclaimed Mad Men has been a boon to previously obscure actresses like Elisabeth Moss , Christina Hendricks and January Jones . Whatever you think of Weiner's show, there's no question he conceives interesting female roles, and casts the right ... Mad Maniston

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Silver Getting A Piece Of The Rock
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com - 11 days ago
Silver Getting A Piece Of The Rock
— crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com — Offering further proof that there is no such thing as a comic book too lame for Hollywood to adapt into a movie, mega-producer Joel Silver is looking to live-actionize Sgt. Rock . Actually, Silver has been looking to get a piece of Sgt. Rock for awhile, but was hesitant to gamble on a ... Silver Getting A Piece Of The Rock

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Hollywood Lamewads Back Away
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com - 11 days ago
Hollywood Lamewads Back Away
— crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com — Steven Spielberg and Will Smith had been planning to profane Chan-wook Park 's classic revenge film Oldboy ("Yes, animals were harmed or killed during the making of this film") by doing a Hollywoodized remake (think lots less really graphic violence, lots more standard Smith watered-down ... Hollywood Lamewads Back Away

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Aronofsky Helps Another Plastic Surgery Victim
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com - 12 days ago
Aronofsky Helps Another Plastic Surgery Victim
— crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com — Darren Aronofsky has a soft spot in his heart for victims of bad plastic surgery. He helped resurrect freakface Mickey Rourke 's career by casting him in The Wrestler , and now he has plucked Barbara Hershey from the realm of the forgotten and dropped the Jocelyn Wildenstein wannabe into the ... Aronofsky Helps Another Plastic Surgery Victim

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Goodbye Sterling-Coop
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com - 12 days ago
Goodbye Sterling-Coop
— crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com — Mad Men is over for another season. The final episode ended with Betty on her way to Reno to get a divorce from Don and the major players of the Sterling-Cooper gang breaking away from the old, soon-to-be-sold-off firm to form their own new agency from scratch. As Don's fake family continued ... Goodbye Sterling-Coop

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Crabbie's Random Retro Movie: Cinema Paradiso
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com - 13 days ago
Crabbie's Random Retro Movie: Cinema Paradiso
— crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com — If I were Roger Ebert or some other twatty critic, I would describe Cinema Paradiso as Giuseppe Tornatore 's valentine to the movies. I would discuss how the film is steeped in a child-like love of cinema that warms our hearts and refreshes our souls and makes our gall bladders purr like ... Crabbie's Random Retro Movie: Cinema Paradiso

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crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com - 13 days ago
Mild Amusement
— crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com — I got a small chuckle out of this Twilight parody trailer starring Taylor Swift as K-Stew (Swift wishes) and some SNL dude as Robert Pattinson if he were Frankenstein instead of a vampire. The afraid-of-fire thing is a retread of that old Phil Hartman Frankenstein bit, but, SNL recycling ... Mild Amusement

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The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com - 13 days ago
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
— crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com — I vaguely remember the original Taking of Pelham One Two Three . It was one of those gritty '70s thrillers that flooded the world in the wake of The French Connection . It starred Walter Matthau and Robert Shaw . There was a subway train. Some guff about passengers being kidnapped for ransom. ... The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

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Paltrow To Play Kidman's Wife
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com - 14 days ago
Paltrow To Play Kidman's Wife
— crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com — Gwyneth Paltrow is putting her quest to become the next Martha Stewart on hold long enough to portray the wife of post-op transsexual Nicole Kidman in Tomas Alfredson's The Danish Girl . Yes, Nicole Kidman as a tranny (typecasting if I ever saw it) and Gwyneth Paltrow as his/her wife.  ... Paltrow To Play Kidman's Wife

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crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com - 15 days ago
Highsmith Again
— crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com — 25 years after Claude Chabrol 's dull-as-dirt version, Patricia Highsmith's novel The Cry of the Owl is making its way back to movie screens . The new adaptation will star Julia Stiles as the wack-job attracted to peeping tom Paddy Considine . Thankfully, Anthony Minghella is in his grave and ... Highsmith Again

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Ghost Rider Non-Reboot
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com - 15 days ago
Ghost Rider Non-Reboot
— crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com — I can't imagine why anyone would think a sequel to Ghost Rider was a good idea. Nevertheless, a Ghost Rider 2 is being made, and Nicolas Cage is on for the title role. According to writer David Goyer , the new film will represent a shift in tone away from pure comic book mayhem to something ... Ghost Rider Non-Reboot

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More Guttenberg
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com - 17 days ago
More Guttenberg
— crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com — In my capacity as your #1 source for Steve Guttenberg movie news, I am obligated to inform you that, 19 years after Mr. Guttenberg and his buddies Tom Selleck and Ted Danson delighted us with Three Men and a Little Lady , the sequel to their smash hit Three Men and a Baby , Disney is at last ... More Guttenberg

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A Dash Of Salt (That's Why I'm The Best)
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com - 17 days ago
A Dash Of Salt (That's Why I'm The Best)
— crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com — A Russian-language trailer for Angelina Jolie 's forthcoming thriller Salt has bubbled up from the great frothing mire of the internet. Yes, this is the movie that was supposed to star Tom Cruise until someone decided the story would be better if the lead character had a vagina and a pair ... A Dash Of Salt (That's Why I'm The Best)

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Can't Stop Riding The Getty Train
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com - 17 days ago
Can't Stop Riding The Getty Train
— crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com — I guess Balthazar Getty is done messing around with Lindsay Lohan , because he has been spotted going out for manicures and massages with Sienna Miller . I suppose it's possible for a guy to go out for manicures and massages with his friend who happens to be a smoking hot female movie star ... Can't Stop Riding The Getty Train

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From Stud To Duds
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com - 17 days ago
From Stud To Duds
— crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com — Studmuffin Hugh Jackman has been booted as Oscar host after one year, and will be replaced by banjo-playing grandpa Steve Martin and crazed liberal child-verbal-abuser Alec Baldwin . "We think the team of Steve and Alec are the perfect pair of hosts for the Oscars," said show producers in a ... From Stud To Duds

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Joss Whedon Writes A Mean Open Letter
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com - 18 days ago
Joss Whedon Writes A Mean Open Letter
— crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com — The owners of the rights to The Terminator have expressed their desire to sell that particular franchise (it was probably worth more before Terminator: Salvation came along). And lo and behold, they already have one prospective bidder: geek-auteur Joss Whedon , who expressed his interest in ... Joss Whedon Writes A Mean Open Letter

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More Garbage In the Pipeline
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com - 18 days ago
More Garbage In the Pipeline
— crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com — Sin City , besides being one of those obnoxiously over-designed green screen monstrosities, was also vilely misogynistic and frankly childish in its psycho-sadist comic book drone view of the universe. And now there's going to be a sequel! The news came straight from producer Stephen ... More Garbage In the Pipeline

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crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com - 18 days ago
Sand, Jake Gyllenhaal's Hair, Sand
— crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com — A trailer is up for Jake Gyllenhaal 's Prince of Persia: Pretty Eyes and Long Hair Make Us Happy in the Place We're Not Supposed to Touch . It's Disney, so, it will only be sneaky-dirty, not flat-out like we want. Sand, Jake Gyllenhaal's Hair, Sand

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