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FAKE FRIENDS Canadian Woman Loses Sick Leave Because Of Happy Facebook Pics By Elizabeth C. H ER DOCTOR'S PRESCRIPTION: Have Fun. So Nathalie Blanchard of Quebec took in a little Chippendales action, attended a birthday party, took a "sun" holiday. Then she did something stupid: she ...
Television
Friends
PLEASE MAKE IT END 2012: Craptastic Cinema By Marc Sakol S ERIOUSLY, PEOPLE? You spent $65 million on opening weekend to see this movie? I guess Michael Caine was right: some people really do just like to watch the world burn . 2012 , the newest in the disaster-porn filmography of ...
Movies
Roland Emmerich
Michael Caine
John Cusack
SPY IN THE HOUSE OF LOVE "Belle De Jour" Provokes The Question: Who Defines A "Whore?" By Avoine Sauvage I Belle De Jour's Guide To Men " /> Belle De Jour's Guide To Men " /> Belle De Jour's Guide To Men " />NFAMOUS SEX BLOGGER BELLE DE JOUR HAS BEEN OUTED AS A CANCER RESEARCHER! Thank ...
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FOOL FOR LOVE Justin Johnson Says "I'll Tumblr For Ya'' In Web Proposal By Elizabeth C. D OESN'T GET ANY BETTER. A boy so smitten he declares his love for you to the world in a video proposal. And what two people wouldn't fall hard after venturing from Florida to San Francisco and then to ...
Movies
The Proposal
COMPETING WITH KNIVES A Contest In A Contest Within a A Contest: Top Chef's Olympics By Nicki R A ND THEN THERE WERE … This cooking contest is tightening, and the smart money's on one of the V. brothers' winning. Robin is missing, leaving an "underdog'' void in the show. The ...
Celebrities
Olympics
Top Chef
SECRETARY OF 'KEEPIN IT HOTT FOR DA LADIEZ' Levi Johnston Wins The Gay & Female Vote By Elizabeth C. T ONGUES WERE HANGING OUT ALL OVER THE WEB AS PLAYGIRL TEASED A PEEK AT LEVI JOHNSON IN THE RAW. As Sarah Palin began her second tour of Going Rogue , Levi took a page from her book and ...
Celebrities
Sarah Palin
Zachary Levi
C. Thomas Howell
Oprah Winfrey
TUMBLIN' DOWN Lego As Metaphor For America's Teetering Economy? By Elizabeth C. A GREAT CONTRAPTION BUILT ON A SINGLE LEGO, boosted by posts, wooden tops, dominos, plastic TVs, bells, cartoon characters -- and all topped by clowns. Just set a few wind-up tools -- I mean toys -- loose and ...
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Hootin Tootin' Fun Finds On Etsy By Elizabeth C. S UZE ORMAN IS ALWAYS GOING ON ABOUT PUTTING MONEY BEFORE THINGS, but I am a sucker for silly or pretty one-of-a-kind whimsy at any price. And so I only wish that I had the $235 to blow on this fuzzy blue owl who was featured in ...
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SCORE ONE FOR THE PEOPLE A Victory For Workers: New Law Bans Employers From Requiring Genetic Testing By Elizabeth C. A S THE NATION GRAPPLES WITH THE OVERWHELMING TASK OF OVERHAULING A FLAWED HEALTH CARE SYSTEM, there is at least one victory for Americans this week. After more than a ...
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FAKING IT Step Out Of The Closet, Carrie Prejean By Avoine Sauvage A S A BLONDE-HAIRED, BLUE-EYED, PERFECT SPECIMEN OF HETERO-NORMALITY, Carrie Prejean has set the standard for women everyone: deny your sexuality and keep it hidden. I don't detest her for making a sex tape. (Or 8 sex tapes ...
Celebrities
Carrie Prejean
Faking It
MENTORS & PROTEGES As Hollywood Sours On Brangelina, Speidi Extends An Invite By Elizabeth C. T HE BIGGEST FAMEWHORES IN HOLLYWOOD have written a book on -- ta da! -- how to be a fame whore! Because what other identifiable skills do Heidi and Spencer Pratt have? The titillating reality TV ...
Celebrities
Spencer Pratt
C. Thomas Howell
A SENSITIVE MATTER Butt Seriously, This Is A Sticky Subject Dear Avoine Sauvage A FTER TRYING A FEW TIMES, I FIND ANAL SEX underwhelming, and my girlfriend isn’t into it at all. Everything I read seems pretty vague: just basically to use a lot of lube, make sure you’re comfortable, yadda ...
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BECAUSE THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL Untangling Why We Can -- And Can't -- Hate Brangelina By Sexy Chatty Catty A RE BRAD AND ANGIE LOSING THEIR LUSTER? Ang and Brad "Fight Like Cats And Dogs" one tab declares . Another claims the sexpot carries on a "spiteful private war" against the former Mrs. ...
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COMPETING WITH KNIVES What Color Is Your Casino? A Top Chef Recap By Nicki R T OP CHEF IS ALMOST COOKED FOR THE SEASON. All who's left is Eli , the Voltaggio brothers, Kevin , Jen and the undefeated champion, Robin ! The chefs head over to the fancy Venetian Hotel for the Quickfire ...
Television
Top Chef
YOU'RE NOT IN CONTROL Applauding Guerrilla Tactics Against Facebook's Reach By Elizabeth C. W HAT IF YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE COMPARTMENTALIZED?
WHat if you don't want to sign in to HuffPo or BuzzFeed with Facebook ? What if you don't want to use your real name on email? Tough luck to you. The ...
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HOUSEWIVES' REHASH Penis Implants, Hair-Pulling, Back-Stabbing? Must Be Atlanta's Housewives By Sexy Chatty Catty G OD, KANDI GIRL, I LOVE YOU. Girlfriend came right on out and said that NeNe was different from last season (I told ya'll!). She used a word I really don't like to use with ...
Television
TROPHIES FOR SALE Billionaires Xchange Proves The Rich Are Different By Elizabeth C. O H Goody! Yet another chance to gawk and slobber over the playthings of the rich and famous! Now there's BillionaireXchange , an online auction site for the world's haves and want-to-sell-to-haves, whose ...
Music
Remy Ma
SCIENCE FICTION Scientists Give New Meaning to The Phrase 'Grow A Dick' By Elizabeth C. S CIENTISTS ARE REPORTING NEWS FROM THE LABORATORY THAT GIVES NEW HOPE TO MEN AND BUNNIES SUFFERING FROM ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. Researchers at the Institute for Regenerative Medicine at Wake Forest ...
Movies
Andy Dick
WISER AND BETTER Strong For Women Everywhere: Rihanna Says 'F' Love, Because Love Is Blind By Shakenya Jackson T HE ONLY GOOD RESULT FROM GETTING SLAPPED AROUND IS WISDOM, AND RIHANNA'S SHOWING PROOF OF HER HARD-EARNED LESSONS. After months of speculation as to what happened February 7, ...
Celebrities
Rihanna
UNCONQUERED HERALDING THE ARRIVAL OF THE ‘PRINCE OF PERSIA’ By Marc Sakol A T FIRST I THOUGHT THAT BRINGING PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME to the big screen would be a good idea. That was before I found out it would be a Disney movie produced by that guy who likes secret agent ...
