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Garys Mattress. Home of the Insanely Racist
Gary really, really wants you to buy a mattress. He’s even willing to stoop so low as to offend you to get your business. We’re not sure if that’s a good business tactic.
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Japan. Home of the WTF
There’s something a little off about this picture from Japan. Hmmmm…..can’t place it right now but something is definitely not normal. [ source ]
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Rejected Reese’s Commercial
Maybe there is a wrong way to eat a Reese’s. See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor .
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Awesome Headline
The title of a story is it’s biggest asset. That’s why we could not resist this little diddy about a “ Machete-wielding man who steals tacos .” Granted, we usually click on any story about tacos. The Machete aspect is just a bonus!
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South Park’s (Too Many Minorities) Not My Water Park Video
“Too Many Minorities” is a song dedicated the underlying racial tension in our nation’s waterparks. South Park’s Cartmen sings his troubles away as he gazes over the waterpark he cannot enjoy,…because of all the minorities.
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Sarah Palin Tells O Where She Went Wrong
The big O is quitting TV. Well, in a few years. The announcement sent a shiver down the spines of people around the world but we see her retirement in 2011 for what it really is: A stepping stone to the White House. O retires in 2011 in time for the Presidential race and BAM! – ...
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EXTREME DAGOBAH Tourism Video!!
The Dagobah tourism bureau has cut a great video to help promote the fantastic natural wonders of the swampy planet. Dango-Bam! This must be the video that lured Yoda to pick up his tent and pitch it in middle of a swamp. [slightly NSFW]
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Merry Bong-Mas!
‘Tis the season to be Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggh! Customs officials at the Los Angeles Harbor received a shipment from China and they found 316,000 bongs and pipes . Turns out someone was trying to get sneaky with the Feds and listed the bongs and pipes, worth around $2 million, as ...
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Boy Finds Own Real Life ET
Never a group to shy away for a cutting social commentary, “The Onion” takes a look at our dependence on processed candy with this report on the current state of teens misusing Reese’s Pieces. We think everyone can learn a little something from this video. Boy Finds Own ...
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So Cute Your Head Will Explode
Life getting you down? Take a look at the video of Sidney the baby otter playing. If that doesn’t make you smile, not much will.
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Yeah! Carmen Electra Leaked Video
Oh goodie! There’s a naughty tape coming out of Carmen Electra getting busy with some hot brunette. Pretty much everyone is under the assumption that this is just a publicity stunt but who cares. You can get a sneak peak of Carmen kissing said brunette below and you’ll probably ...
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And Now This Special News Report…
Please stay tuned for a special news announcement.
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Kitten Attacks Cop
When Animals Attack is Back! In this episode we see a fierce kitten weighing in at 9 oz. take on a cop issuing a traffic ticket. Oh, the humanity!
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Truckers Delight: 8-bits of Awesome!
Truckers Delight animated video clip directed by newcomer wunderkid Jérémie Perin (Premiere Heure) who takes the song’s title (a tribute to those little pleasures that the lonely truck- driver indulges himself in) and takes it to the next level. Think Spielberg’s Duel + Russ ...
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Bored Moose
This moose gets a little lonely and when no one is looking, that buffalo statue is his! [ via Reddit ]
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Use the Loofa! Shiny Suds are Pervs
When did clean become so dirty? You deserve to know what chemicals are in your “cleaners.” You spray the chemicals to clean but the chemicals stay around. And they have some dirty mouths!
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A Day Off
We’re gonna take a day off to get caught up with our baglog of Netflix movies as well as the new “Star Trek” movie that’s out on Blu-Ray today. The good news is that the Tennessee Vols men’s and women’s basketball team won Tuesday night as Bruce Pearl  ...
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Kiffin Kicks Nu’Keese Richardson, Mike Edwards To The Curb
Nu’Keese is going to be looking for a Nu job now that our Vols have made a decision about 2 of the 3 Prius-rolling gangsta’s caught up in the embarrassing attempted armed robbery last week. Coach Lane Kiffin dismissed Nu’Keese Richardson and fellow Mensa nominee Mike ...
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Links….the Final Frontier
Hey! We’re excited because “Star Trek” is finally coming out on DVD. We can’t believe we had to wait 5 months for it. This rapid turnover of movies nowadays is a far cry from when we grew up and movies came out on VHS about a year later. Usually the buzz of the movie ...
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Total Recall – Just The Deaths
Here are all the deaths from the Arnold Schwarzenegger film “Total Recall” . Including the death of the Johnny Cab, the rat and the goldfish. We’ll go ahead and toss in a NSFW warning since, after all, we are talking about a lot of shooting and blood. You know, … the ...
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