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How To Get "Zac Efron Hair"

Published 78 minutes ago by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

How does purdy Zac Efron always keep his locks looking like he just finished up a 5-hour hair-pulling gang bang? You'll be surprised to hear that it doesn't involve mangel or blow jobs from a hair dryer. When asked about the secret to his luscious locks, Zac puckered up both lips and then ...
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Adnan Ghalib Is Going To Jail

Published 120 minutes ago by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

Reeeeejoice! There's one less Ed Hardy-wearing bag of butt plugs walking the streets! TMZ brings us the beautiful news that Brit Brit's former gas station escort is going off to the chokey. Adnan Ghalib was sentenced to 45 days behind bars for hitting a process server with his car last ...
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Afternoon Crumbs

Published 3 hours ago by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

Balloons trickling out of asses, rhinestones on crotches and giant gold angel wings... No, I'm not describing a Glamberace/Gayken/Tommy Girl threesome - Popoholic And she's got her chichis out: The Miranda Kerr Edition - Egotastic! Unfortunately, Miranda's boyfriend doesn't have his ...
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The CAPTION THIS Contest For November 20th!

Published 4 hours ago by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

(Thanks Lauren)
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Open Post: Hosted By A Brawl Over A Hockey Stick

Published 4 hours ago by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

At a Mighty Ducks game in Anaheim last night, player Scott Niedermayer caused a brawl when he gave a fan his hockey stick. No, " hockey stick " is not one of my dumb metaphors for a dick. Dude gave the fan his actual hockey stick. You would think that the stick was covered with ...
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Is Oprah Leaving Her Beloved Chicago?
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Is Oprah Leaving Her Beloved Chicago?
— dlisted.com — As expected , The Mighty O announced this morning that until she comes back to our TV screens we will have to find another show to tell us what books to read if we want to keep our American citizenship. And I mean that. The FBI will knock on your ... Is Oprah Leaving Her Beloved Chicago?

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RiRi Is A Size Queen
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RiRi Is A Size Queen
— dlisted.com — If your dick doesn't make a vagina call 911 upon first sight, then RiRi isn't even trying to fuck with you. In a new interview with German magazine Bravo (via Post Chronicle ), RiRi said that your peen must be a certain height in order to ride her ... RiRi Is A Size Queen

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Troll Bukkake
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Troll Bukkake
— dlisted.com — Remember that clip of Zachary Quinto getting creamed on like Gay Al Reynolds at breakfast time ? How could your loins forget? Well, Zachary's Heroes' co-star, Hayden Panatroll , has taken his place under the bukkake faucet for another ... Troll Bukkake

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Miley Cyrus Dresses Up Like A Hooker
dlisted.com - 63 minutes ago
Miley Cyrus Dresses Up Like A Hooker
— dlisted.com — Miley Cyrus' 17th birthday isn't until Monday, but for some reason she threw herself an 80s-themed party on Wednesday night in NYC. Miley apparently dressed up in Julia Roberts' hooker ensemble from Pretty Women. The rest of the family also joined in ... Miley Cyrus Dresses Up Like A Hooker

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JLo, Please Step Away From The Mic

Published 9 hours ago by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

This is JLo's new single. And it's called "Louboutins" (pronounced " Looweebatons " in JLo-talk). I understand if the song title alone makes you want to shut down this browser window, open up your iTunes and punch it really really hard. I understand. Because once you realize this ...
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Why Can't They Just Let The Rainbow Be Great?
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Why Can't They Just Let The Rainbow Be Great?
— dlisted.com — In case you're just joining us, you should know that Aerosmith is a wreck. And if you ask the band, most of them will say that the thorn in all of their colostomy bags is Steven Tyler (aka Motherfucker, The Rainbow ). Joe Perry already said that ... Why Can't They Just Let The Rainbow Be Great?

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

Published 10 hours ago by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

Genevieve Goings , the hip-hop train conductor on Disney's Choo Choo Soul . I don't wear Pull-Ups (usually) or eat my own boogers as an afternoon snack (not on a regular basis, anyway), so I've never heard of Choo Choo Soul before. But when I saw a picture of Genevieve Goings, my eyelashes ...
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Birthday Sluts

Published 10 hours ago by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

Joel McHale (38) Cody Linley (20) Dan Byrd (24) Kimberley Walsh (28) Nadine Velazquez (31) Josh Turner (32) Dominique Dawes (33) Davey Havok (34) Callie Thorne (40) Mike D (44) Ming-Na (46) Sean Young (50) Bo Derek (53) Mark Gastineau (53) Joe Walsh (63) Joe Biden (67) Richard ...
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We Will Soon Live In A World Without The Oprah Show
dlisted.com - 29 hours ago
We Will Soon Live In A World Without The Oprah Show
— dlisted.com — Tim Bennett , the president of HARPO, just released this statement: " Tomorrow, Oprah will announce live on 'The Oprah Winfrey Show' that she has decided to end what is arguably one of the most popular, influential and enduring programs in ... We Will Soon Live In A World Without The Oprah Show

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But Where Are The Doves?
dlisted.com - 12 hours ago
But Where Are The Doves?
— dlisted.com — Mimi's Super Sweet Christmas Lighting just happened at London's Westfield Mall tonight, and there was not one fluffy white kitten or dove in sight. Earlier this morning, there were rumors that Mimi demanded kittens, doves, a pink carpet, a magic wand ... But Where Are The Doves?

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The Top 6 Quotes From The New "Jersey Shore" Trailer
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The Top 6 Quotes From The New "Jersey Shore" Trailer
— dlisted.com — Here's the second trailer for MTV's upcoming masterpiece Jersey Shore (aka The Douchebag Diaries), and December 3rd can't come soon enough. Not only are the stars of this shit built like Greek Gods (after being doused in colonic fluid and ... The Top 6 Quotes From The New "Jersey Shore" Trailer

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Tila Tequila's Tampons & Titty Show
dlisted.com - 24 hours ago
Tila Tequila's Tampons & Titty Show
— dlisted.com — While some of us were fast asleep this morning dreaming about eating Twinkies with Tim Gunn (true story), Tila Tequila was starring in a marathon webcam party which went on for hours. Tila Tequila's Happy Time Tampon Marathon was broadcast on her ... Tila Tequila's Tampons & Titty Show

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Afternoon Crumbs

Published 27 hours ago by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

I'm sure deep thinker Megan Fox is reciting Proust in her head while flashing her cooter - Hollywood Tuna My So-Called Nipples - Egotastic! Jenna Jameson's face might be on too tight, because she's not making sense - Celebitchy David Walliams' piece of the week looks beat - Holy Moly!  ...
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The CAPTION THIS Contest For November 19th!

Published 28 hours ago by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

via People of Walmart ( Thanks to everyone who sent this in )
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Open Post: Hosted By Baby Smiley & George Lopez

Published 28 hours ago by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

YES! Baby Smiley , the premiere chola of YouTube, was on George Lopez's show last night to give an audience member a gorgeous cholita makeover. The audience member went from looking like a t-shirt folder at The GAP to a beautiful white girl chola with eyebrows that will make any ...
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