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http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/ - FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film ...

THE BEST OF THE NEW MOON MASHUPS
I’ve gotten 10 or 11 Twilight New Moon -related parody videos in the last 12 hours, so if you sent me one, I’m sorry, it was probably really funny, but I’m swamped worse than your mom’s crotch over here. This one, however, really stood out from the pack. It ...
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BRAND NEW AVATAR FEATURETTE
Since I know you guys have barely heard anything about this project, here’s a new featurette for James Cameron’s Avatar . A couple thoughts: first, as much as I want to see it, I can’t get this comment about it the other week out of my head: “Good news, we can fly ...
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NEW MOON: BIGGER THAN DARK KNIGHT, HARRY POTTER
(She wants to be a stupid lamb.) According to Nikki Finke , Twilight Saga: New Moon ’s opening-day numbers are bigger than Dark Knight and Harry Potter . To put it in layman’s terms, that’s pretty big. Rival studios are telling me this morning that Summit ...
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SORRY, TWILIGHTERS, GOOGLE NEVER LIES
Thanks to the magic of the internet, we have this screen shot from a Robert Pattinson fan site and ads Google chose to accompany it, which all deal with sex offenders. Cute. But, logically, would sex offenders really be looking for other sex offenders? I don’t think they party like ...
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JASON SEGEL GIVES OUT HIS PHONE NUMBER IN SONG
From SlashFilm : Jason Segel (Forgetting Sarah Marshall) joined The Swell Season — Irish musician Glen Hansard and Czech singer and pianist Markéta Irglová (you know, the musical artists from the indie musical Once ) — on stage at The Wiltern in Los Angeles on November ...
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DCJ: MEGAN FOX CROTCH EDITION
Aw, poor Megan Fox. These are her outtakes from a photoshoot for… The New York Times, believe it or not. She looks about as confused and bored as the hookers I pay to do this same pose. [via Popoholic ] DCJ Links: 10 things you should never say to a gamer. For instance, ...
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SEAN CONNERY TO PLAY A SKATEBOARDIN’ VETERINARIAN
(”She’sh really capshured the esshensh of how I shalk my prey.”) Sean Connery has been saying he’s retired from acting for the past few years, but he recently agreed to voice the lead character in an upcoming independent CGI animated feature, and you just know it ...
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SCHADENFREUDE CORNER: TWILIGHT NEW MOON REVIEWS
(”Take me, you greasy ethnic beast! Of course, if anyone finds out I’ll have to say it was rape.”) Did anyone here think Twilight Saga: New Moon was going to be good? Of course not. The best thing you could say was that there’s less Cam Gigandet in this one. But ...
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NICHOLAS SPARKS, MILEY CYRUS, GREG KINNEAR…
Based on the Nicholas Sparks novel, is the trailer for The Last Song , starring Miley Cyrus as a rebellious teenager who has to spend the summer with her estranged father, a concert pianist played by Greg Kinnear. Or as I like to call it, A Wank to Remember .
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TRAVOLTA IS AN IDIOT
(via FacesofOldDogs ) USA Today recently did a fluff piece on the modern classic Old Dogs , and you just know someone was quoted saying something really stupid because just look at this embarrassment . I’d rather watch a snuff film about a relative. Anyway, the winner of the ...
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MORE INFO/SCRIPT REVIEW ON THE RED DAWN REMAKE
MORE INFO/SCRIPT REVIEW ON THE RED DAWN REMAKE
filmdrunk.uproxx.com — So I got ahold of the script for the upcoming Red Dawn remake from MGM, and thought I’d try to give you a scoop on as much as I can without spoiling the whole movie. Generally speaking, the story isn’t bad, but the dialog is a ... MORE INFO/SCRIPT REVIEW ON THE RED DAWN REMAKE
COEN BROS REMAKE HAS A CHINESE RAP THEME
Chinese director Zhang Yimou is the Chinese man behind the Chinese movies Hero and House of Flying Daggers . His next project is a remake of the Coen Brothers’ Blood Simple , and guess what, it’s going to be Chinese. Oh and did I mention it’s also going to feature a rap ...
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WOLFMAN HAS A NEW TRAILER
People haven’t been too hot on the Benicio Del Toro/Anthony Hopkins Wolfman movie, probably because it began by changing directors , later dropped Danny Elfman as composer and hired someone else, and most recently brought in two new editors to recut it. That much studio meddling is ...
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THIS IS WHAT A TEST-SCREENING AUDIENCE LOOKS LIKE
Often times in film or television news you’ll hear the phrase “tested well” or something “didn’t test well.” What that means is, the producers on a project got a bunch of random people with nothing to do in the middle of the day to go to a screening of ...
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KEANU REEVES SAMURAI MOVIE FINDS DIRECTOR
Commercial director Carl Rinsch (you can see couple examples of his work below), who was once attached the Alien prequel (one of roughly 8 billion Ridley Scott projects that probably won’t happen) has been hired to direct 47 Ronin , a Keanu Reeves samurai movie. Actioner “47 ...
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EVERY “HEY, MAN” IN DAZED & CONFUSED (& DCJ)
This is a video compilation of every time someone says “Hey, man” in Dazed and Confused . Spoiler alert: it’s a lot. Next I’d like a compilation of every time the main character kid grabs the bridge of his nose and shakes his head. It’s his move, like ...
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(That guy supports Team Jacob. That’s Taylor Lautner’s father, right? Please tell me it is.) Videogum has a whole gallery of pictures from the Twilight: New Moon premiere, so you can just go there if you want to see them all. I’m only picking a few of my favorites, but ...
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TIME TO PLAY ‘WHICH ANNA FARIS PROJECT IS WORSE?’
Don’t get me wrong, Anna Faris is an attractive woman I would love to take for a van ride some time. But it’s starting to seem like her agent might be functionally illiterate, or an actual porpoise. Faris has two prospective projects in the trades today. The first is TMI  ...
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THE DUDE WRESTLES COUNTRY SINGIN’
Jeff Bridges stars in Crazy Heart , a film already drawing comparisons to The Wrestler . It’s still got a guy singin’ about a three-legged dog on a one-way road to nowheretown, only this time, he’s the main character. Bad Blake is a broken-down, hard-living country ...
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WORLD’S DRUNKEST GUY VIDEO GAME REMIX
This will be the third version I’ve posted of the world’s drunkest guy, AKA a man in the depths of an ether binge, AKA the official FilmDrunkard video, and even though he’s not film related, I think these are considered follow ups at this point. You know what? I ...
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