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The original article is in Spanish, but FilmDrunkard “argentino” helpfully translated for me (even though his non-Spanish-sounding name leads me to suspect he’s descended from escaped Nazis). The gist is that Robert Zemeckis, a once-good director who’s been ...
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Robert Zemeckis
A Christmas Carol
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
I would love to review Old Dogs and tell you how bad it is, but there’s a limit to how much I’m willing to suffer for you guys, and I already have to read entertainment columns. Luckily there are plenty of other creepy shut-ins who’ll say mean things about it for me, and ...
Celebrities
(Krzysztof Soszinski, the world’s Shrekiest-looking dude)
USA Today today has the important details on the latest Shrek movie. Namely, holy crap, they’re making another Shrek movie?
Shrek will conclude when Shrek Forever After, the fourth computer-animated comic adventure — ...
Celebrities
Shrek
Mike Mitchell
Sky High
Shrek 2
Youth in Revolt stars Zach Galifianakis, Steve Buscemi, Ray Liotta, and Justin Long, with Michael Cera in the lead. I always get people in the comments complaining about Michael Cera sucking, or playing the same character over and over, but what can I say, he still cracks me up. ...
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Michael Cera
Justin Long
Steve Buscemi
Ray Liotta
Arrested Development
(”PARTY AT MY VILLA ILLA ILLA ILLA EH EH…”)
From the AP :
A Swiss court granted Roman Polanski bail on Wednesday, accepting $4.5 million to allow him to remain under house arrest at his chalet. The director will stay in prison for up to 10 days while the Swiss ...
Celebrities
Roman Polanski
Even for a shark tattoo, this is pretty awesome. [via F*ckyeahsharks ]
Daily Cuddle Links:
This video of the hard-hitting 6-year-old football player is everywhere. First of all, 6-year-olds play football now? Secondly, something about this seems staged to me. The second kid’s ...
Celebrities
Twilight
This is the trailer for Greenberg , from writer/director Noah Baumbach, starring Ben Stiller. I feel very unqualified to talk about it, since Noah Baumbach is that guy who I always hear good things about but I’m not that familiar with, and the trailer has a song from one of ...
Celebrities
Ben Stiller
Rhys Ifans
Skyler Stone used to have a show on Comedy Central called Con which was rightly canceled, and I always found him sort of annoying and unfunny, not to mention his name is “Skyler.” This week, he staged what he called a “Twilight Intervention.” Which means he ...
Twilight
Twilight
New Moon
Robert Pattinson
Just to be clear, I’ve got nothing against Robert Pattinson. Out of all the Twilight cast, he seems to take himself the least seriously, which is key when you’re known for playing a glittery vampire. Which is why I almost feel sorry for him when I hear he has to grin like ...
Celebrities
Robert Pattinson
Leonardo DiCaprio
Twilight
Nine times out of ten when a person is offended by something, it’s because he or she is an idiot. Moral outrage = not enough oxygen in the womb. Sorry, folks, it’s just science. But then this poster for Rob Marshall’s Nine came out, and I thought hey, why should stupid ...
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Penelope Cruz
Daniel Day-Lewis
Wes Anderson’s Fantastic Mr. Fox opens wide next weekend, which is kind of like the hipster version of what happened with New Moon this weekend. Only instead of cough drops and cat fur, it’ll be issues of The Atlantic and puggles or labridoodles or whatever super queer-sounding ...
Celebrities
The Fantastic Mr. Fox
Wes Anderson
Jason Schwartzman
George Clooney
New Moon
If you watched Up , you were probably dying to know what happened to the black dude and the white guy with a mullet who came to put Carl Fredrickson in a home. They’re like the Riggs and Murtaugh keeping old people from bumming us out. Lucky for you, Pixar just released this ...
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A.J. Cook
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their stories will seem controversial recently, and posted 18 new pictures from The Hangover that didn’t make the credit sequence. ...
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In just one of his sorcery-related projects this year, Nic Cage reteams with Gone in 60 Seconds director Dominic Sena, fresh off the critically-acclaimed thriller Whiteout (6% on RottenTomatoes , one of the few positive reviews called it “A tolerably entertaining film starring the ...
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Nicolas Cage
Dominic Sena
Ron Perlman
(It was all a Three’s Company-esque misunderstanding.)
Powered by adolescent fantasy and whipped cream straight from the dispenser, Twilight Saga: New Moon had one of the biggest, fattest opening weekends of all time.
Fattest opening day: $72.7 million
Heaviest total from ...
Twilight
New Moon
Twilight
Sandra Bullock
Opening this weekend (trailers after the jump):
Twilight Saga: New Moon
Were you aware? I think it’s based on a book or something.
The Blind Side
I’ve heard from semi-reliable sources that this movie is actually good, but I refuse to believe it. No way a film with the ...
Celebrities
The Academy recently released their shortlist of 15 feature documentaries which may compete for the Best Documentary Oscar in February, and out of 15, FIFTEEN , Anvil! The Story of Anvil didn’t make it. I’m not going to pretend I saw every movie this year, but I saw a lot, ...
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Academy Awards
While patrolling the Syrian border, Marine Major Brian Dennis found a stray dog he named ‘Nubs’ because Iraqis had cut its ears off as a puppy. He later nursed it back to health after it was stabbed in the side with a screw driver (lovely people, those Iraqis, I’m sure). ...
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The Dennis
(How nice am I for using former gladiator Gina Carano for the banner pic instead of Titan ? That guy is gayer than Liberace cornholing a Care Bear.)
American Gladiators was only ever successful in the highly competitive, Saturday-afternoon-between-football-games time slot. NBC tried to ...
Celebrities
American Gladiators
Gladiator
Gina Carano
(Yes, the bear eats the script. I’m hard right now.)
Comedian T.J. Miller twice unsuccessfully audition for a part in the Yogi Bear movie , but thanks to this video audition he sent in, he scored the biggest casting coup since “ Hey, Malkovich, think fast! ”
What ...
