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That Girl From Scrubs Is Knocked-Up.
That Girl From Scrubs Is Knocked-Up.
thekorovamilkbar.net — Her name is Sarah Chalke and she’s a huge slut. On the show at least but she’s definitely putting off the same vibe with that belly. Her parents run an adoption agency that caters Chinese babies for people in Canada. Why only Chinese ... That Girl From Scrubs Is Knocked-Up.
Miranda Kerr Is A Model.
She gets paid to barf in a toilet and snort coke off her iPhone. It’s a lifestyle all women want. To feel beautiful and see themselves on magazine covers. To be noticed and gawked over. Miranda Kerr loves it and thinks I’m disgusting. A pig really and she would appreciate it if ...
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Kristin Cavallari Loves Her Ray-Bans.
Kristin Cavallari Loves Her Ray-Bans.
thekorovamilkbar.net — If you pull that doodoo apart within lies the most pinkest butthole you’ve ever seen. Just like a pink rose. It smells a bit different but looks just the same. Pink and pale white look good together. That’s the fascination black men ... Kristin Cavallari Loves Her Ray-Bans.
Katy Perry Is Cheating On Russell Brand.
With some record executive bitch. Some loaded limp dick with a limper gut. When you’re this rich you can be as dumpy as you want and women are still willing to swallow your gravy load, it’s disgusting. Katy Perry doesn’t care and she’s down to get hers. Her music ...
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Leighton Meester’s First Time In A Limo.
Put a girl in a limousine and down comes the rain. Their panties get so wet they could stick to a wall, ewww! Next time you’re making out with a chick, take off her undies, and throw em’ against the wall. If they stick than this chick is LOVING you. If they tumble down to the ...
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Eva Longoria Must Be On Her Period.
These are period people clothes. Anytime I see a woman wearing one of these ankle length dresses I automatically assume she’s rockin’ a tampon underneath it. Women have it rough. They have to eat a dude’s nut, bleed out of their vagina’s, and take dongs up the butt. ...
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Brad Pitt Has A Tramp Stamp Tattoo.
Hooooo-moooo! If there’s ever a part of a man’s body you don’t get a tattoo this would be it. Was Brad Pitt a stripper at some point? Is that an equal sign so whoever is ass fucking him can clearly see he’s all about equal rights? I would assume the person ramming ...
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The Sasquatch Has Amazing Legs.
You would die of dehydration if you tried to lick all three miles of them. Yum! Yum! Whitney Port is awesome because if you’re kicking it on the couch watching a movie and you lose the remote she can reach the television with her foot. Turn it up! I love this part…  ...
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Motherhood Is Totally Awesome.
I think more than anything else women like dressing their babies a lot more than feeding them or changing their shitty/pee pee stained diapers. Since their vagina will never look the same again they channel their rage into making their baby appear at it’s utmost adorableness. This is ...
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Who’s More So-Cal Punk Rock?
The alternative slut in The Exploited t-shirt or the snobby one sniffing her pit in public? From a man’s perspective that is a nicely clean shaved armpit. No greens or grays, a quick hooker-shower in the sink to get rid of the smell, and she’s good to go! She’s ...
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