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thekorovamilkbar.net - 26 days ago
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Her name is Sarah Chalke and she’s a
huge slut. On the show at least but she’s
definitely putting off the same vibe with that belly. Her parents run an adoption agency that caters Chinese babies for people in Canada. Why only Chinese ...
That Girl From Scrubs Is Knocked-Up.
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She gets paid to barf in a toilet and snort coke off her iPhone. It’s a lifestyle all women want. To feel beautiful and see themselves on magazine covers. To be noticed and gawked over. Miranda Kerr loves it and thinks I’m disgusting. A pig really and she would appreciate it if ...
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Miranda Kerr
thekorovamilkbar.net - 23 days ago
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If you pull that doodoo apart within lies
the most pinkest butthole you’ve ever seen. Just like
a pink rose. It smells a bit different but looks just the same. Pink and pale white look good together. That’s the fascination black men ...
Kristin Cavallari Loves Her Ray-Bans.
With some record executive bitch. Some loaded limp dick with a limper gut. When you’re this rich you can be as dumpy as you want and women are still willing to swallow your gravy load, it’s disgusting. Katy Perry doesn’t care and she’s down to get hers. Her music ...
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Katy Perry
Russell Brand
U2
Counting Crows
Put a girl in a limousine and down comes the rain. Their panties get so wet they could stick to a wall, ewww!
Next time you’re making out with a chick, take off her undies, and throw em’ against the wall. If they stick than this chick is LOVING you. If they tumble down to the ...
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Leighton Meester
These are period people clothes. Anytime I see a woman wearing one of these ankle length dresses I automatically assume she’s rockin’ a tampon underneath it. Women have it rough. They have to eat a dude’s nut, bleed out of their vagina’s, and take dongs up the butt. ...
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Eva Longoria
Hooooo-moooo!
If there’s ever a part of a man’s body you don’t get a tattoo this would be it. Was Brad Pitt a stripper at some point? Is that an equal sign so whoever is ass fucking him can clearly see he’s all about equal rights? I would assume the person ramming ...
Celebrities
Brad Pitt
You would die of dehydration if you tried to lick all three miles of them. Yum! Yum! Whitney Port is awesome because if you’re kicking it on the couch watching a movie and you lose the remote she can reach the television with her foot.
Turn it up! I love this part…
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Whitney Port
I think more than anything else women like dressing their babies a lot more than feeding them or changing their shitty/pee pee stained diapers. Since their vagina will never look the same again they channel their rage into making their baby appear at it’s utmost adorableness. This is ...
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Jessica Alba
The alternative slut in The Exploited t-shirt or the snobby one sniffing her pit in public?
From a man’s perspective that is a nicely clean shaved armpit. No greens or grays, a quick hooker-shower in the sink to get rid of the smell, and she’s good to go! She’s ...


