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The new Janet Jackson video.
This is Janet Jackson’s video for “Make Me” the bonus track from her Number Ones collection that was just released this week. It is directed by Robert Hales, who has also done videos for Robin Thicke and Britney Spears. Janet looks great, but this choreography? Start ...
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Here is Mase, misappropriating the Bat-Signal. Fucker.
Typically, the best thing about 99% of mixtapes is the shitty artwork. Like, the way these guys squeeze the images of artists that would otherwise kill each other in person into one photo is the sort of ingenuity that should be celebrated. It’s not easy. Photo-splicing involves a lot of ...
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nOvaJavaBlend #7
NOVAJAVABLEND #7 [11.20.09] (subscribe) FULL CRATE // 80s Sugar [ft. Mar] REEL PEOPLE // Amazing [ft. Tony Momrelle & Imaani] AMERIE // Some Like It THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS // Galvanize [ft. Q-Tip] KELIS // 80s joint FAITH EVANS // Back To Love ZAPP // Doo Wa Ditty [Blow That Thing] PRINCE // ...
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nOvaJavaBlend #6
  NOVAJAVABLEND #6 [11.13.09] (subscribe)   NICOLAY // Adore [ft. YahZarah] ZO! // My Flame [ft. Phonte] FAITH EVANS // Jealous ERYKAH BADU // Soldier MARY J. BLIGE // Family Affair [Pete Rock Remix] ft. C.L. Smooth NICOLAY // Light It Up LITTLE BROTHER // Light It Up [Remix] MUSIQ ...
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Programming Note:
At least temporarily, as much as is foreseeable, I will be going straight weekly podcast. Meaning no in-between blogging for the rest of the week. I’m busy with other writing projects and have decided to boil this website down its main attraction. That way, every post is a win.   Stay ...
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nOvaJavaBlend #5
Broke out some CDs from high school…   NOVAJAVABLEND #5 [11.06.09] (subscribe)   D’ANGELO // Lady [Remix] ft. AZ CASE // Touch Me Tease Me [ft. Foxy Brown] FAITH EVANS // Ain’t Nobody [Puffy & Chucky Remix] ft. Queen Latifah MONIFAH // I Miss You [Remix] HEAVY D ...
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Mariah says “diva” has lost its meaning; totally misses irony.
Mariah Carey was on Larry King last night. No, not on Larry King (gross!) but on his show. She explains what a “diva” is (the term originated in reference to opera singers and Mariah should know, being the daughter of an opera-singing mother) and also that belting all the time would ...
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and now the trailer for JJ Abrams’ “What Did I Get Married To?”
Haha! Look at all the intrigue and urgency in this trailer for Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too. “ONE OF. THESE. COUPLES. WILL. NOT. MAKE IT.” What’s that mean? Someone cheats and there’s a breakup? Or someone is sacrificed to the island volcano god? The ...
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and now the trailer for JJ Abrams’ “Why Did I Get Married Too”
Haha! Look at all the intrigue and urgency in this trailer for Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too. “ONE OF. THESE. COUPLES. WILL. NOT. MAKE IT.” What’s that mean? Someone cheats and there’s a breakup? Or someone is sacrificed to the island volcano god? The ...
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Foxy Brown still picking on Lil’ Kim like it’s the 90s.
Speaking of things that need to stay their asses in the 90s, how about this? Foxy Brown (1) has a new song called “Off The Muscle” and (2) makes a desperate, unfunny reference to Lil’ Kim’s DWTS stint. We’re past the point of giving a shit who’s better. I ...
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Dear White Mainstream Media, not all Black musicians are RAPPERS.
This shit has to stop. “The Post still fetishizes rappers as the bad boys of the entertainment industry. The vast majority of its hip-hop coverage — I’d say just from the informal survey that I took to find the above examples of faulty labeling, 80 percent of it involves the ...
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Foxy Brown still picking on Lil’ Kim like it’s the 90s.
Speaking of things that need to stay their asses in the 90s, how about this? Foxy Brown (1) has a new song called “Off The Muscle” and (2) makes a desperate, unfunny reference to Lil’ Kim’s DWTS stint. We’re past the point of giving a shit who’s better. I ...
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Diddy is 40-years-old today.
Let’s pray that, as he gets older, he’ll never stop acting like a jackass.  
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Diddy is 40-years-old now.
Let’s pray that, as he gets older, he’ll never stop acting like a jackass.  
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They listened to Amerie’s new album so I wouldn’t have to.
Amerie will always have joints, but a cursory skim through In Love and War by this blogger resulted in not a little ambivalence. Most of my indifference comes courtesy of tracks like “Heard ‘Em All” (adding Weezy is insult to injury but I understand how calculated this was, ...
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Janet Jackson’s career in just under 5 minutes.
This is the extended commercial for Janet Jackson’s Number Ones. Nothing new to see here, however, upon perusing multiple Janet sites there seems to be some confusion over Rodney Jerkins’ involvement versus Jimmy & Terry’s. Let’s take a look at what Jerkins recently ...
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Free Download — Zo!: Just Visiting Too #justvisitingtoo
What’s lighting up the Twitternets today? Zo!’s just visiting too EP, featuring Phonte, Darien Brockington, Sy Smith, Yahzarah and Carlitta Durand. My homie Phonte hit me with the download the other night and I thought I’d do my part and join a host of other digital tastemakers ...
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Free Download — Zo!: Just Visiting Too #justvisitingtoo
What’s lighting up the Twitternets today? Zo!’s just visiting too EP, featuring Phonte, Darien Brockington, Sy Smith, Yahzarah and Carlitta Durand. My homie Phonte hit me with the download the other night and I thought I’d do my part and join a host of other digital tastemakers ...
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Spike Jones slaps the shit out of Kanye, fulfilling the dreams of Taylor Swift fans wordwide.
In this behind-the-scenes footage from “We Were Once a Furry Shitmonster”, director Spike Jones attempts to get Kanye West to pay attention to the script, but Kanye is too busy on his smartphone setting up dates with male prostitutes. So Spike Jones bitchslaps him. Haha. Too bad this ...
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We must destroy Hidden Beach “Unwrapped” jazz thingie.
Did you know Hidden Beach, record label to Jill Scott plus a bunch of other artists, was still releasing those atrocious Unwrapped “jazz” compilations? If not, I’m here to fuck your day up: They are. A long long time ago, “jazz” renditions of popular Hip-Hop songs ...
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