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EXCLUSIVE: Twilight Scribe Alleged Bigot
Word has it that Twilight saga scribe Stephenie Meyer is currently being looked into by a NY Times writer for her alleged contribution to anti-gay campaigns like prop 8.With the current release of "Twilight: New Moon," which grossed some $140+ million at the box office, and its suggestive ...
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Kellan Lutz: Toys With Us
Having just woken up from a late night of catching a midnite showing of "Twilight: New Moon," I am compelled to utilize my pic of hotness Kellan Lutz from his promotional appearance at Toys R Us in Times Square on Thursday.The photo-op was brief! No sooner had the strapping muscled beefcake ...
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Levi Johnson: Playgirl Pics Leaked
So much has been made about the Levi Johnson Playgirl photos that even if he had dropped trou and revealed himself a white Mandingo, it would have still have resulted anti-climactic. You can't live up to hype!The fact that he did in fact drop trou only to get all modest and cover the goods with ...
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Leighton Meester: American Outfitters
Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester pulled hosting duties at the American Outfitters opening in Times Square a few days ago. She also performed her "Somebody to Love" track for the massive crowd which included guests: Michelle Trachtenberg, Eric Mabius and Adrian Grenier.From what I was told from the ...
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Jude Law: Angry at NYU Peeping Toms
Jude Law was so peeved at finding NYU students peeping his person that he took to throwing apple's at the privileged sneaks - reports HollywoodLife.com.According to statements reported by the fancy online magazine the students were watching him for sometime and when Law noticed their cameras his ...
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Heidi Klum: Host Victoria Secret
Fresh from popping yet another Seal offspring some five weeks ago - German VS catwalker Heidi Klum pulled hosting duties at this years' Victoria's Secret extravaganza!I was fretting what the hell to say about the Project Runway creator but thanks to those Brits and their tightly wound crisp ...
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Just when the world seems bleak and nastiness the norm this "L'Empathy" video makes you reevaluate. Seriously, if you see someone get hit by a car - don't just stand there DO SOMETHING!Who ever said that our differences cannot be overcome was drowning in their own waste - here is proof positive ...
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Stacey Ferguson: Victorias Secret Line
Stacey Ferguson - of Black Eye Peas fame, has officially made her move to branch out from the cluster of her group costarring in the upcoming big screen adaptation of "Nine," opposite Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, Marion Cotillard and Kate Hudson.And of late, she has been everywhere - posing up ...
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Johnny Depp: MoMA Chaos
Johnny Depp is the People 2009 "Sexiest Man Alive" cover boy. There's a no brainer! His body (of work) is lick-able - as diverse as the rainbow coalition.But who the hell needs the homely girls at People to tell you of his sexual prowess...? Really!It just so happens that Mr. Depp has another ...
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Sandra Bullock: Blind Side Premiere
I'm a sap for stories like Sandra Bullock's new flick "The Blind Side," on the big screen. I get all weepy and completely buy into the 'lets do good for our fellow man' shit.I try to rid myself of this, but I simply can't.So needless to say that on the basis of the trailer alone I have every ...
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Viggo Mortensen: The Road
Bilingual hotness Viggo Mortensen premiered his new flick "The Road," in the heart of Chelsea last night.Absent were his costars Charlize Theron and Guy Pearce as well as the kid in the flick. But who can complain when you have the well seasoned Mortensen on hand? Not I, that's for sure.Of ...
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Kay: Fake House Track
This Kay "Fake" house track is by a good Parisian friend.As I presently work on getting a literal hard copy for my ipod house rotation list and to forward to my good girlfriend DJ Lina and ole friend DJ Johnny Dynell - I thought to share it with y'all.French, talented and he is cute to ...
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RTnM Hot Links
It is Monday morning and I got nothing. So rather than pull what little hair I have left (by choice) on my body, I am simply going to share news from around the way with y'all. Don't even think of giving me grief for this!BBC reports on Sir Ian McKellen getting a Variety Club Award in London for ...
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Derek Jeter: Safe at Home
I don't know sports but I do know Derek Jeter! He is the alpha male predating A-Rod's tenure of a cafe con leche complexion.And as the testosterone junkie that I am - cut me a break - I ventured over to the Joe Torre 7th Annual Safe at Home Foundation Gala at Pier Sixty in Chelsea Piers for a ...
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Ann Peebles: Can't Stand the Rain
A good ole friend brought this Ann Peebles "I Can't Stand the Rain" track to my attention on facebook (thank you Todd!) And once I took in the words I understood why sister can't stand the rain. Pure Gospel!
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Uncertainty Screening
Hotness Joseph Gordon-Levitt and beauty Lynn Collins - wearing Max Azria, screened their new indie-film "Uncertainty," at the IFC Theater in the Village, last night. And all I had to see was his name on the tip-sheet to agree to schlep my ass out in the rain and go cover it!Yes, I like him that ...
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Daniel Radcliffe: I'm No Pot-Head!
Harry Potter star - Daniel Radcliffe, 20, and his rep have come out with a emphatic denial to a Daily Mirror claim of the young thespian engaging in 420, reports the BBC.The Mirror quotes house-party guest Wadia Tazi, 26, as stating that Radcliffe "looked spaced out and didn’t look like he knew ...
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Mike Tyson: LAX Arrest
Iron Mike Tyson has gone and gotten himself arrested - again! This time at LAX for punching out an over zealous pap who apparently got too too close to the one time boxing phenom and his daughter, reports TMZ."The photographer got punched in the face, hit the ground, got up and began walking, ...
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JLo Blocks Ex's Home Movie
To say that Jennifer Lopez has come a long way from her humble beginnings is an understatement. Girl has not only learned how to play the game and succeed, but also excel at keeping others from doing anything that in any shape-way-or form impedes on her person.Case and point - literally - is the ...
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Rihanna: Glamour Woman of the Year
The Glamour "Women of the Year" awards rolled around once again at Carnegie Hall last night. And all were anxiously awaiting the beat down honoree - Ms. Rihanna herself.Of course in true diva mode, girl was last to arrive and just prior to such the secondary pap holding area - consisting of ...
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