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The End Of The Week Links
  The 5 dumbest criminals who were foiled by Facebook (List) FSU Cowgirl Brittney Guiddy & Giant Boobs Join Forces With TE Caz Piurowski (Pics) The Timeless Wisdom of Gob Bluth (TV) Bar Refaeli Passionata Lingerie Photos (Pics) Guy Stun Guns Himself (Video) 10 ...
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The Baconstein
Bacon, good. Beer, good. This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. I either need a place to purchase this or instructions on how to make one ASAP.   via This is Freaking Ridiculous WTF Is "Beer Taste"? Best. Tuxedo. Ever. Bacon Will Cure Your Hangover, It's ...
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Google Is Officially Everywhere
You could made a convincing argument that Google is already everywhere but I think this entry into the shit ticket market pretty much seals the case. I’ve got to figure out how to get a case of this stuff. I have no idea what “100% virgin pulp” feels like on the ass but I bet ...
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“I Love My Ducks” Another Reason to Hate Oregon
tastybooze.com — The members of TastyBooze have many different alliances to colleges in the Northwest, mostly between UW and WSU, and even recently J Diggles has adopted the University of Oregon . And, I know, that both UW and WSU are having rough seasons, so it’s hard for me to make fun of or mock the ... “I Love My Ducks” Another Reason to Hate Oregon
Bar Refaeli In Lingerie On A Swing
Here’s Bar Refaeli in some new Passionata lingerie. Bar was also your cover model on this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue , and she’ll likely be a top contender again next year. I’m not sure if Bar is still dating Leonardo DiCaprio, but I really don’t ...
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Unique Hockey Goal Celebration
This is a very impressive goal, so it deserves an equally impressive celebration. It’s like the Lambeau Leap of hockey. Now That's A Sick Goal Knockout Goal Celebration Nude It: An iPhone App Worth Paying For Now That’s A Sick Goal Knockout Goal Celebration  ...
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Marty Funkhouser Tells Seinfeld A Joke
I was listening to the B.S. Report with Bill Simmons on the way in this morning and he was talking to Bob Einstein. They kept talking about this character Morty Funkhouser that Einstein plays on Curb Your Enthusiasm and a joke that Funkhouser told in a recent episode. Einstein said on the ...
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BrewTender - 80 Ounces Of Cold Beer Fun
If you’ve still failed to convince your significant other that a kegerator is a worthwhile and worthy investment than the BrewTender might be the next best thing. Nobody wants to have to walk to the fridge for reinforcements every 12 ounces. With the BrewTender you’ll ...
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The Hump Day Links
To get you through the middle of the week we have a Jets-Raiders chick fight, the best girl-on-girl knockouts in MMA, 13 of the hottest celebrity mother-daughter combos and fish sticks are a good alternative. The 9 most fatal flaws of beloved movie characters (List) Jets-Raiders Chick ...
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I Wanna Sex You Up: The Literal Version
Parody Rapper Seanie Mic is back with a literal version of Color Me Badd’s I Wanna Sex You Up . I don’t think I ever saw the video for this song until now and it’s fucking ridiculous. How did anyone ever take these four chuckleheads seriously?   Just A Friend: ...
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Pogo Stick Fail Results In Nut Shot
Personally, I think pogo sticks should come with a cup to protect your junk, because anytime you step on a pogo stick, you are just opening yourself up to some pain. Watch this video for a perfect example. Pogo Stick Jackass Succesful Prank Ends In Failure Nude It: An iPhone App ...
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Bacon Trumps All
No matter how you feel about unicorns, Santa Claus and/or any other magical beings you’ve got admit she’s got a pretty convincing argument.   Those Must Be Some Pretty Funny Boners Best. Tuxedo. Ever. Hot Chicks + Bacon Tattoos = Awesome The Titantic ...
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Chewbacca Is One Handsy Bastard
This is the kind of thing that makes me miss college and makes me feel like a shitbox for not making a trip back to Pullman this year. Baba Ganoush went last weekend and he roots for the Huskies for fuck’s sake.   Come on Batman, what the fuck? We all know you’re ...
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The 100 Greatest Quotes From The Wire
This thing is a little long at 10 minutes but if you’re a fan of The Wire, which you fucking should be, it’s well with your time. The Clay Davis “SHEEEEEEEEEIT” and Jimmy McNulty “”hat the fuck did I do?” compilations are classic.   via kottke.org Video ...
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Wrangler Really Tiny Jean Shorts
Of course, Brett Farve loves his Wrangler Really Tiny Jean Shorts (or Jorts), especially for those pick-up football games on a sunny, summer afternoon when standard-length Wranglers are just going to be too hot. These Guys Are Some Rich Dicks Dow Joes - He'll Put You In Debt When ...
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Ninja Fail, Darwin Win
Apparently Darwin doesn’t look to kindly on the ninja/booze combination. Police were looking for an assault victim when they heard this supposed ninja yelling for help. I’m not familar with all the rules of the ninja but I’m pretty sure they don’t talk and they ...
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The 13 Fattiest Thanksgiving Creations
People are already getting in the holiday spirit and with Thanksgiving just over a week away, it’s time to loosen up those pants and get ready to use the next notch on your belt. If you are looking to gain weight on purpose, NBC TODAY put together a list (with imagery) of the 13 Fattiest ...
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Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis
Zach is back between two ferns and this time Conan O’Brien is his guest. “That’s the sound of a cricket riding a tumbleweed.” Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns   If anyone knows where I can get that button that plays the ...
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Ridiculous Modern Warfare 2 Knife Toss
I’ve had some Halo 3 grenade tosses for kills that I’ve been pretty proud of but this knife toss during a game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is fucking ridiculous. Actually this silly bastard having a call-of-duty meltdown was probably on the receiving end of this toss.  ...
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Your Brain After 17 Hours Of Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
I don’t know if it’s this kid’s accent, his teeth or his sobbing but I can’t understand a fucking word that he says. Well that’s not totally true there’s something about milk and he says “Call of Duty” a few times. If he wants something to really ...
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