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She who does not belong
The Black Eyed Peas were inexplicably asked to perform at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show. I’m at a loss to explain why they chose a band with Fergie in it. Maybe it’s like how average girls have fat and ugly friends to make them look pretty by comparison. In this case, ...
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Afternoon time wasters
Brought to you by idiot hockey fans. Mickey Mouse has sued Donald Duck? [ Asylum ] Baron Hilton is powerful! [ Celebslam ] Rihanna rocks the Royal Caribbean Cruise ship. [ Just Jared ] Miranda Kerr was at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show after party. [ MoeJackson ] Boo ...
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Jude Law is nice
theblemish.com — Jude Law had the well thought out idea of moving to a place overlooked by NYU’s freshman dorm. Turns out it’s great for the leering students, not so much for Jude. One co-ed, Erica Rose, describes the joy of living next to a Jude Law, ... Jude Law is nice
Miley Cyrus tour kills one
theblemish.com —   For Disney to maintain Miley Cyrus’ popularity, they need ritual sacrifices. Today they offered one of their own. A driver for one of Miley’s tour buses. Reports say a 14 passenger bus carrying Miley’s lighting crew that ... Miley Cyrus tour kills one
Size matters to Rihanna
Size matters to Rihanna
theblemish.com — German magazine Bravo asked Rihanna what she looked for in a guy besides having a strong pimp hand. Rihanna said the guy has to have a dick so big that it could bludgeon an ox. Not her exact words. She also said something about inner beauty. Rihanna ... Size matters to Rihanna
Megan Fox spreads them for The New York Times
Megan Fox spreads them for The New York Times
theblemish.com — Here are a few more outtakes from Megan Fox’s New York Times shoot. The whole profile is here if you have time to waste. Or you could just as easily sit and stare at Megan Fox’s open legs for the next 30 minutes. The choice is yours. ... Megan Fox spreads them for The New York Times
Hayden Panettiere is soaked
Hayden Panettiere is soaked
theblemish.com — Hayden Panettiere did a video shoot with Tyler Shields for whatever reason. Basically, Tyler stole the sex tape Hayden and I made and put it in reverse. Make your own damn videos, Tyler. Oh, wait. That’s champagne? Oooo. I mean, no sex ... Hayden Panettiere is soaked
Screw you, Derek Jeter
Screw you, Derek Jeter
theblemish.com — Minka Kelly is in St. Barts with her dork boyfriend Derek Jeter. Here she is doing stuff in a bikini. I’ve always wondered why she’s with him instead of me. Sure, he may have batting averages, fame and money, but I have love, compassion ... Screw you, Derek Jeter
The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2009
The annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place last night in New York. You’ll probably be really excited watching a bunch of hot chicks like Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr and others walk around the runway in ridiculous looking ...
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Web finds
Oprah can be replaced. [ Popeater ] The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring… women? [ The Superficial ] Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. [ Drunken Stepfather ] Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina ...
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Afternoon time wasters
XTREME DRESSER! Donald Trump gives good advice. Tells Carrie Prejean to do porn and donate the proceeds to charity. [ The Superficial ] Katy Perry and her stupid tits. [ Drunken Stepfather ] Aaron Carter is a dumbass. [ Celebslam ] Which celebs are still hitting the beach? [ ...
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Mariah Carey is still insane
Mariah Carey had her request to be surrounded by 20 white kittens and 100 white doves as she turns on Christmas lights at the Westfield shopping center in West London denied on the grounds that she’s batshit crazy. The list – known in showbusiness circles as a ‘rider’ ...
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Tila Tequila naked, ranting, attention starved
theblemish.com — I’ve been trying to find a saved copy of the UStream video with no luck so you’re just going to have to imagine a tattooed, fake-chested midget stripping on a webcam, ranting about her case against Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman, ... Tila Tequila naked, ranting, attention starved
Claire Danes is see-through
Claire Danes is see-through
theblemish.com — Listen, I’m not going to beat around the bush. I’m only posting these shots of Claire Danes at the Me & Orson Welles premiere because you can see her nipples. I don’t want there to be any lies between us. Having said that, ... Claire Danes is see-through
Heidi Klum set an example
Heidi Klum set an example
theblemish.com — Heidi Klum must be a witch because six weeks after giving birth to her fourth kid, she looks amazing again. She told the NYDN her secret, “I think I’m partially lucky,” Klum, 36, told the Daily News. “I eat very healthy, I ... Heidi Klum set an example
Anna Schilling is a professional
Anna Schilling is a professional
theblemish.com — This may be the first and last time you ever hear of Anna Schilling, but today she’s making waves on the internet* after photos of her slipping a pierced nipple while walking the Herve Leger S/S show surfaced. I consulted with my sources** and ... Anna Schilling is a professional
Keeley Hazell goes nude for PETA
And this isn’t your bs nude but covered. This is breasts hanging out, stop the animal killing nude. Past PETA ads with Pamela Anderson had me strangling a chinchilla and then skinning it in under a minute. Ads with pretty people like Joanna Krupa gave me pause and I only throttled it. ...
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Amy Winehouse had leaky breasts
Amy Winehouse had leaky breasts
theblemish.com — Amy Winehouse’s dad has his own tv show for some reason and considering he’s partly to blame for that hard chested coke monster, you can imagine the gems that come from his mouth. Like this one where he explains that Amy’s recent ... Amy Winehouse had leaky breasts
Robert Pattinson seems pretty cool
The upside of being in an annoyingly popular movie cherished by thousands of irrational women is you can pretty much make them do anything including taking their clothes off in public. Robert Pattinson of New Moon did just that. He told Ellen , “You kind of get 10 seconds with each ...
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Web finds
Miley probably hates Twilight out of jealousy. [ Lainey ] Martha Stewart disses Rachael Ray’s cooking. [ Popeater ] If you haven’t checked out the new Prank War video, you should. It involves skydiving and the threat of death and maybe some pants defecation. [ College Humor ] ...
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