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Levi Johnston in Playgirl
Here's the much-ballyhooed but penis-less Levi Johnston Playgirl shoot that made its way online today. Normally I don't post on Saturdays, but after the veritable tit barrage yesterday, I figured the least I could do is give the man-hungry... ...read full story  ...
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Miranda Kerr and a bunch of chicks are topless
These are handouts from the 2010 Pirelli Calendar Launch Party in London last night, and I'm not pointing any fingers here, but had Summit Entertainment passed out free porn, maybe I would've came to their little launch event this... ...read full story  ...
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Heidi Klum and the Other Victoria's Secret Models I'm Just Now Getting To
Here's some more shots from the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show including Heidi Klum daring to walk on stage after having a baby, the unfathomably hot Ana Beatriz Barros, Behati Prinsloo and Chanel Iman who I specifically saved for... ...read full story  ...
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Kim Kardashian's ass in boots and other news
- Ashley Greene is the Kate Hudson of the Twilight franchise? But Ashley has breasts... [Lainey Gossip] - Kate Hudson proving my point from above. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Vanessa Hudgens is still maintaining Zac Efron's cover.... ...read full story  ...
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Carrie Prejean's brother: 'I'd watch her sex tape'
I never thought I'd find myself feeling sorry for Carrie Prejean, but Jesus Christ. Via RadarOnline: Billy did come to his sister's defense once again:"It was from a cell phone, it was supposed to be totally confidential. I think... ...read full story
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Shauna Sand: Mother of the Year
Continuing her trend of embarrassing whore moments in front of her kids, Shauna Sand spent last night flashing her panties to the paparazzi during a night out with her daughters. Although, in Shauna's defense, I'm pretty sure the paps... ...read full story  ...
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Miley Cyrus cares deeply about her employees
After the tour bus accident that left a man dead this morning and injured others in her crew, you'd assume Miley Cyrus would postpone tonight's show out of respect for her employees. Unfortunately, you'd be out of your goddamn... ...read full story
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Now who's gonna snowmobile with Tom Cruise?
Leaving Tom Cruise with no couch to jump on, save those of shirtless sailors and dollhouses, Oprah Winfrey announced today she'll be ending her talk show after 25 years on the air. Via People: "After much prayer and careful... ...read full story
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The 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
If you don't like looking at insanely hot women in lingerie, now would be a good time to go see New Moon and/or become a People subscriber. Here are shots from last night's 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and... ...read full story  ...
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Miley Cyrus' tour claims a life
Presumably as punishment for simulating masturbation on stage, the Lord saw fit to flip one of Miley Cyrus' tour buses this morning in Virginia leaving the driver dead. Miley was not on board. The AP reports: Sgt. Thomas Molnar... ...read full story  ...
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Megan Fox is stretchy
Hey, guys, running a tad behind this morning (Thank you, Victoria's Secret Fashion Show), so here are outtakes from Megan Fox's recent photoshoot for The New York Times Magazine. Because there's really not enough pics of Megan Fox accentuating... ...read full story  ...
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Hayden Panettiere fellating a machine gun
Here's Hayden Panettiere posing for Tyler Shields new book "The Dirty Side of Glamour," and the headline covers pretty much everything you need to know here. In related news, Charlton Heston's corpse just came. Video of Hayden Getting Drenched... ...read full story  ...
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Katy Perry in Spandex and other news
- Audrina Patridge banged some dude from Glee. Apparently there's straight ones? [Lainey Gossip] - Jamie Pressly is starting to have the chest of a 50-year-old sun-worshipper. Not good. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Adrian Grenier might be... ...read full story  ...
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The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards.. Featuring Women!
GQ held its 2009 Men of the Year Awards last night in LA, so here's a smattering of all the beautiful people that attended: Olivia Wilde with her ox-strangling witchery. Alexander Skarsgard... in pants. I got nothin'. Levi Johnston... ...read full story  ...
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Tila Tequila loses her tiny naked shit
Tila Tequila went on a deranged, naked rant this morning on Ustream which her attorney has since taken down claiming she's mentally ill from the incident with Shawne Merriman. TMZ reports: Attorney Cyrus Nownejad tells TMZ he thinks the... ...read full story  ...
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Donald Trump to Carrie Prejean: 'Do porn.'
After throwing a hissy fit on Larry King Live and getting caught in several lies about her solo vaginal adventures, Carrie Prejean has turned to Donald Trump in a last ditch plea for advice. He responded with nothing less... ...read full story
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HERO: Keeley Hazell shows her nipples for PETA
It's British Morning here on The Superficial, so here's glamour model Keeley Hazell going full topless topless for PETA unlike other celebrities who apparently want Bambi to die as a delicious hamburger in my mouth. How could you?! Pics... ...read full story
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Amy Winehouse's tits popped
Amy Winehouse's new breasts apparently sprung a leak over the weekend, according The Mirror: Telegraphing the news on his Living TV show, Mitch said: "It wasn't because she had a cold. She's fine, she just had a little (pointing... ...read full story
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Robert Pattinson has earned my respect
In case anyone had doubts that Robert Pattinson could make his fans do anything, here's an anecdote he shared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that demonstrates how easily he could violate a throng of a women at the drop... ...read full story
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Project Runway Season Finale Tonight on Lifetime
Catch the SEASON FINALE of PROJECT RUNWAY Tonight at 10 ET/PT on Lifetime - ADVERTISEMENT - Photos: WENN... ...read full story
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