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Just Coming Right Out and Saying It… Twilight Kid Creeps Me Out (The Repost!)
(Re-posting in honor of New Moon coming out today) Robert Pattinson creeps me the hell out. I haven't even seen his vampire movie. All I know him as is the kid who died in the Goblet of Fire and the guy who takes creepy photos. Look at the ...
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An Ode to Michael Madsen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWZdQHYVs9E&feature;=player_embedded Sing, goddess, the anger of Mad’s son Michael And its devastation, which put pain thousandfold upon Zaller and his Zaz. What was it then set them together in bitter collision? The sad sombrero, or the menacing ...
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Byrd Is The Word
Picturing Senator Byrd surfing... nude. Happy Birthday and thanks for helping to warn Boston about the Brits. *** I give good beak.
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I Accidentally Called Michael Madsen a Retard. On Camera.
Michael Madsen has a new film out called HIRED GUN (Directed by Brad Jurjens). And when he agreed to sit down for an "offbeat" interview with me, I don't think he realized that I was going to be joking around, trying to get a reaction out of him. In a ...
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2012: The Almost End of The World Interviews
John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Chiwetel Ejiofor, and Director Roland Emmerich participate in an open and candid forum about the potential end of the world, and their new film 2012. The meandering of the forum ushered in topics such as Vicodin, dehydrated food pills, Elephants, The Queen of England, ...
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Good Advice
Always know your predators. Bald. Mustache. Texan. Uneducated, yet still called a doctor.
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Various Painful Things Compared To Loud Music as I try To Sleep
There are drunk people playing a synthesizer in the other room and it sounds like someone scrambling a metal device around in my brain. The keyboard goes from a generic, midi-format polka to what could only be described as ambient sound-noodling. (Ok, so, in reality, I can come up with ...
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How to Deal With A Heckler
Things turn sour for this guy (well, they started sour when he brought the guitar onstage) and he...reacts. Some would say 'over.' Best line is the very end, as to whether his actions were necessary. Hey, crazy guy with the guitar: there's only one master.
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2012: The Almost End of The World Interviews
John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Chiwetel Ejiofor, and Director Roland Emmerich participate in an open and candid forum about the potential end of the world, and their new film 2012. The meandering of the forum ushered in topics such as Vicodin, dehydrated food pills, Elephants, The Queen of England, ...
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“The President Of The United States Probably Pees Sitting Down”
By: Eddie "Cube" Rawls (Via BuzzFeed) Finally, a preacher brave enough to tackle a problem cursing the body politic, our moral fabric, President Obama, and indeed, urinals caked on walls across the universe... peeing sitting down. Sarah Palin set to agree on Facebook.
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Shock and Awe
Hundreds of fans stormed out of a Britney Spears performance in Perth, Australia, angered that the popstar was lip-syncing. In other news, LA Kings fans left the Staples Center because it was too cold.
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Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.
Sometimes, you just have to accept these things as the truth.
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Ode to Jersey
1 comment op “Ode to Jersey” cube said: ( Friday 06 November, 2009 ) Florida wins on this one. Is everyone from Jersey the bastard offspring of Bon Jovi? Post a comment. Name (required) E-mail (required - will not be displayed on the website) Website Comment:
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A Paris Hilton Lesson In Timing
By Eddie "Cube" Rawls At 5:36 PM today, Paris Hilton really broke some news. Feel free to challenge me in my upcoming MMA event.
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Splinterheads is Pretty Darn Good
Splinterheads releases today in NYC: premiere here and website here. Splinterheads is easily one of the best films of the year. It’s funny, well written, and Thomas Middleditch, Rachel Taylor, and pretty much the entire cast deliver great performances. Splinterheads is written and directed ...
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A Paris Hilton Lesson In Timing
By Eddie "Cube" Rawls At 5:36 PM today, Paris Hilton really broke some news. Feel free to challenge me in my upcoming MMA event.
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National Lampoon : Project Development Update
Well hello, America. I’m Travis Tack; and, every so often, as a service to our share-holders, I send a memo out through the waves of the internet to let you good people know what we here at National Lampoon have been working on. Over the last year, our gifted team of ...
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A Very Kardashian Halloween
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Super Tuesday Results
By: Eddie "Cube" Rawls Last night's election results in states I do not reside left a huge impact on complex domestic and foreign issues alike. Unquestionably, we can extrapolate the results of statewide elections and form one singular conclusion all nuclear physicists and political pundits ...
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Lindsay Lohan’s Intervention?!?
Not quite. But it would probably go something like this.
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