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Swedish NIgh Clubs Vs. British Night Clubs
Now before all you British people out there get all saucy on me please remember that this site is 100% sarcastic, 99% of the time. So if you really think that I think all clubs are like this then you really shouldn’t even be visiting this website. Second of all, I’ve never even ...
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10 Examples of Human Beings Doing Extreme Off the Cusp Sports
I would say the most extreme sport I’ve ever attempted was snowboarding. And with snowboarding I might have attempted it on a bunny hill. If not a bunny hill then definitely on flat ground where someone pushed me so I could move. But man oh man some of the stuff that humans do is ...
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Wednesday’s Wash: Red Hot Valentines, Don’t Play Drinking Games, and Jesus for Sweet Sixteen
Click on the photo for more red hot Valentines Yay! Valentine’s Day is coming up. Aren’t you all excited? Just another day for us guys to spend completely nonsensical dollars on chicks in hopes they’re wearing lingerie. Yay! Don’t you just love America?  ...
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Top Female Images Lead the P.M. Portfolio
Click on the photo for the top lady pics of 2010 It’s been a banner year for ladies so far in 2010 and luckily there are some people out there who appreciate it as much as me. Usemycomputer has put together a nice little montage of 20 sexy lady pics I’m sure you’ll ...
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A Gallery of Cool Room Dividers
Do people even use room dividers anymore? Like what the hell are they for? To me they’re just those things you see in movies when women have to change their clothes and men get kind of horny wondering what they look like back there. To me they’re just a nuisance and an ...
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You’ve Been Shagged By a Rare Parrot
A. I hate the word shagged. B. I don’t mind the word being used when the bird is humping a guy’s head.
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She’s Uncoachable: An All Around Trooper, Catalina White
I just love girls like Catalina White . It’s hard not to. First she was discovered in Maxim back in 2007 as a hometown hottie. She didn’t stop there. She then appeared as a “roller girl” in Complex Magazine. Did she stop there? Nope. Catalina then moved into ...
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Yearbook Picture of the Year Award
Typo or no typo this kid is one of the coolest kids in the world.
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No Question I Now Want to Own a Bullwhip
A couple of things here. First of all I want to know where this is all taking place. Clearly the whole snowy atmosphere is allowing this whip to make some of the coolest noises I’ve ever heard. Second of all, is this guy gonna get laid more once this video goes viral? This ...
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The 10 Sexiest SFW Nuts Photoshoot Videos
The 10 Sexiest SFW Nuts Photoshoot Videos
uncoached.com — One of the greatest magazines known to man is Nuts Magazine . Essentially it’s a British combination... of Playboy and Maxim. They never seem to fail on their women and yes, even the articles are somewhat interesting. But let’s get ... The 10 Sexiest SFW Nuts Photoshoot Videos
15 Classic Pictures of Snoop Dogg
15 Classic Pictures of Snoop Dogg
uncoached.com — I have to admit that I’m not the biggest fan of rap music. I loved the stuff... in the late 80s and early 90s but I can’t say that I enjoy it these days. But with a guy like Snoop Dogg , rap doesn’t even matter because this guy is ... 15 Classic Pictures of Snoop Dogg
Just The Tip Tuesday: Hot Girls with Footballs, Annoying Movie Fans, and Hotties in the Wild
Click on the photo for 25 Hot Girls with Footballs When I see the word “football” nothing happens. But when I see the word “footballs” I always think of line “look, they’re little footballs” from Ace Ventura. Just thought I’d share that ...
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Maxim’s Hottest Hand Bras Lead the P.M. Portfolio
Click on the photo for more sensational hand bras It’s clearly better than a conventional bra. It’s probably by far the best support method for holding up a woman’s sweater puppets. The hand bra has always been around but the actual phrase is pretty new. Glad we ...
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What The Hell? 10 Crazy Panty Liners
Most guys aren’t even familiar with what a panty liner is. Ready to be grossed out? Here you go: A pantiliner (also panty liner or panty shield) is an absorbent piece of material used for feminine hygiene. It is worn in the gusset of a woman’s panties. Some uses include: ...
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The Hottest Weather Reporter Video You’ll Ever See
Her name is Sugey Abrego and she just made my list of women to stalk.
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She’s Uncoachable:  Esti Ginzburg’s Personal Photos Are Quite Enjoyable
She’s Uncoachable: Esti Ginzburg’s Personal Photos Are Quite Enjoyable
uncoached.com — In case you haven’t heard of Esti Ginzburg , she’s one of the hottest Jews and teenagers... in the world. Esti hails from Israel and is only 19. But in those 19 years she’s accomplished many a things. Well if you count posing in ... She’s Uncoachable: Esti Ginzburg’s Personal Photos Are ...
Now That’s How I want to Get Around Manhattan
Granted I’m well aware of the fact that this picture was taken in another country, that still doesn’t mean I don’t have a strong desire to learn the ways of the unicycle. Some people walk, many hail cabs but I tell ya if I could cruise around in a 10 foot high unicycle in ...
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This is Exactly How Commercials Should Be Made
By far the best part of this commercial is when the hot chick is clearly reading and can’t act. No not that part but right after when Al is way too close to the screen. Is there a show even close to Married With Children right now? I guess Modern Family simply for the fact ...
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If You Don’t Think Guidettes Are Sexy, Think Again
If You Don’t Think Guidettes Are Sexy, Think Again
uncoached.com — Now that Jersey Shore has become an accepted medium of entertainment I think you’re going to see... many more folks come out of the woodwork and admit that they think guidette chicks are kind of hot. Am I saying they’re the types that ... If You Don’t Think Guidettes Are Sexy, Think Again
10 Products That Make you Say “How the Hell does this Exist?”
10 Products That Make you Say “How the Hell does this Exist?”
uncoached.com — Ever since the Pet Rock came out the American people were to blame for buying absolutely retarded... products. And I mean products that do absolutely no good whatsoever. And I guess you can’t blame the creators of these products either.  ... 10 Products That Make you Say “How the Hell does this ...
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