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Snaps: Open Wide
Twilight: New Moon is worse than the first Twilight in that it's not just stupid, it's also boring . ( Pajiba ) Hayden Panettiere takes it to the face and still manages to not be sexy whatsoever. ( Yeeeah! ) The qualities Rihanna looks for in a man are guys that are hung like stallions and ...
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Jon Gosselin Continues to be Gross
Jon Gosselin Continues to be Gross
litelysalted.com — This story makes me want to vomit up the Hot Pocket I ate for lunch, but apparently Fat Asian Spencer Pratt's insatiable lust for women knows no bounds. Star is reporting that garden variety skank is no longer good for him, and now he wants to score ... Jon Gosselin Continues to be Gross
Miley Cyrus Turns 17 in Style
Miley Cyrus celebrated her 17th birthday with an '80's themed party on Wednesday night, and always the example of good taste and appropriateness, Miley dressed as Julia Roberts "hooker" character from "Pretty Woman." The teen star -- recently criticized for pole dancing at the Teen Choice ...
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Alex Trebek Visits Ford
Alex Trebek Visits Ford
litelysalted.com — As I've mentioned in the past , on occasion the good people at random PR firms send me stuff that they want me to put on my website since I am an important and influential blogger. So last night I got an email with the subject "What Is ... Alex ... Alex Trebek Visits Ford
No More Oprah
No More Oprah
litelysalted.com — Oprah Winfrey is going to make an announcement today that after over twenty years on the air, "The Oprah Winfrey Show" is going to ride off into the sunset. I know I'm taking this news particularly hard since I've never watched the Oprah show .*  ... No More Oprah
Snaps: Tila Tequila Is Batshit Insane
St. Tila Tequila reportedly stripped and masturbated on webcam, called herself a "lesbian", then said that anyone who was against it "is gay and in denial". Hey Tila, the guano factory called, they want their batshit back. ( The Blemish ) Forbes Magazine calculated The Most Overpaid Actors in ...
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Keeley Hazell is Naked For PETA
Keeley Hazell is Naked For PETA
litelysalted.com — Keeley Hazell, who is some sort of model or something, shit if I know, is in PETA's new "LOOOOOKIT! NAKED PEOPLE WOOO! Oh and like, animals or something " ad campaign. See, because, get it? She's comfortable in her skin since she's not wearing fur ... Keeley Hazell is Naked For PETA
Levi Johnston is a Diva; Loser
Levi Johnston flew out to Los Angeles earlier this week for last night's GQ "Men of the Year" party, and made a huge assy spectacle of himself at JFK airport, refusing to stand in line with "the commoners" (including "Seinfeld's Jason Alexander) and insisted to be seated before everyone else.  ...
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Robert Pattinson Would Get Nekkid
Robert Pattinson Would Get Nekkid
litelysalted.com — Robert Pattinson said that he would do nudity "for the right part." I love how talks of doing nudity in films are restricted solely for actresses and Robert Pattinson. Because he's pretty and soft just like a girl, see? "It's funny because Spanish ... Robert Pattinson Would Get Nekkid
Posh Spice is Down to Earth
Posh Spice is Down to Earth
litelysalted.com — Victoria Beckham gave a recent interview to Allure magazine and among the topics discussed? Spoiler alert! She has sex with David Beckham, likes to eat salad and is out in the sun a lot. [If] given the choice of salads or fries, she admits she ... Posh Spice is Down to Earth
I CAN HAZ PLAY VIDEO GAIMES LOL
I CAN HAZ PLAY VIDEO GAIMES LOL
litelysalted.com — Kendra Wilkinson blessed us with another one of her photo blog posts yesterday. I love it. I hope she stays pregnant forever if she keeps blogging about it. I always yell at Hank for playing video games too much but then yesterday Hank and my friend ... I CAN HAZ PLAY VIDEO GAIMES LOL
Snaps: Happy Paheeba Day!
It's Paheeba Day, everyone! So to celebrate, here are The Best Chick Flicks of All Time. ( Pajiba ) Oh my God you guys, Carmen Electra has a sex tape! Which features no actual sex. Or nudity. Or anything worth watching really. ( Yeeeah! ) Adam Lambert was afraid of being on The Out 100 ...
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This is Some Benjamin Buttons Shit Right Here
This is Some Benjamin Buttons Shit Right Here
litelysalted.com — Nicolas Cage visited a Kenyan prison holding suspected Somali pirates earlier today, and damn when did he get so old? If I didn't know better that he's only forty-five, I wouldn't accept that this man pictured here is a day under seventy. Clearly, he ... This is Some Benjamin Buttons Shit Right Here
Stupid and Evil vs. The Insider
Stupid and Evil vs. The Insider
litelysalted.com — Heidi and Spencer went on "The Insider" last night to talk about how Spencer wrote mean things about Al Roker on his twitter , and oh boy -- get ready to want to reach through the computer screen and strangle them like you've never wanted to ... Stupid and Evil vs. The Insider
Hulk Hogan Got the Crap Kicked Out of Him
Hulk Hogan Got the Crap Kicked Out of Him
litelysalted.com — Hulk Hogan and co-wrestler Ric Flair held a press conference to kick off their new tour, "HulkaMania: Let The Battle Begin tour Down Under," when things inevitably turned to fisticuffs, as is the way in their culture. If you think Hulk got it bad, ... Hulk Hogan Got the Crap Kicked Out of Him
Miley is Having None of It
Miley is Having None of It
litelysalted.com — Even though she is basically smack in the middle of its demographic of idiotic teenage girls, earlier this week Miley Cyrus told a radio station DJ that she wants nothing to do with that sparkly vampire bullcrap. Huh. I never thought I would ... Miley is Having None of It
Oh, YAWN...
Oh, YAWN...
litelysalted.com — People's Sexiest Man Alive issue is about as surprising and exciting as my morning dump, so naturally Johnny Depp was throned this year. Again . Like it could be pretty much any year between 1998 and now, except that at least back in 1998 Johnny Depp ... Oh, YAWN...
Snaps: Ford Tough
Tom Ford's A Single Man is like a film-length perfume commercial, only FUCKING AMAZING. ( Pajiba ) Beyonce and Lady Gaga teamed up for a new video, and it is FABULOUS. And by FABULOUS, I mean "fucking boring". ( Yeeeah! ) Hey, remember Anthony Michael Hall, the adorable little geek from ...
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The Crypt Keeper is GQ's Man of the Year
The Crypt Keeper is GQ's Man of the Year
litelysalted.com — I don't care what anyone says, but I think the Crypt Keeper looks fantastic for a two hundred year old mummified corpse. Much more lifelike and animated than that Gran Torino dude, anyway. The Crypt Keeper is GQ's Man of the Year
Lindsay Lohan Continues to Deserve Free Things
Lindsay Lohan Continues to Deserve Free Things
litelysalted.com — Just yesterday after Lindsay Lohan was reported trying to scam free champagne comes news of Lindsay Lohan trying to scam free clothes. At the launch of Jermaine Dupri and Pascal Mouawad's watch line "NuPop" at Kitson last week, she had apparently ... Lindsay Lohan Continues to Deserve Free Things
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