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Saxby Chambliss Thinks Georgia Looks Like *This*
Georgia slaveowner Sen. Saxby Chambliss recently participated in this thing from National Geographic , which “invited all 100 U.S. Senators to draw a map of their home state from memory and to label at least three important places.” Most of the participating Senators sketched their ...
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House Votes To Kill Your Grandmother & All Christians, 220-215
Oh, some bill passed. A resolution to honor the… let’s see… oh wait jesus they passed a HEALTH CARE REFORM BILL? This will have some sort of effect on the 2010 elections, the pundits are saying. Wow. Give it up to Nancy Pelosi with the whippage, you guys. She’s passed ...
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Liveblogging The New Jersey Tussle Between Those Two Jerks
Here is a photograph of New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine’s greatest accomplishment in the last four years, when he crashed his car. Between his two runs, Jon Corzine has spent approximately $700 million of his own money trying to win one of the least desirable jobs in politics: the guy who ...
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Liveblogging The GOP’s Insane Blowout In Virginia
That’s Jefferson Davis, in the picture! Nearly 150 years ago, Jefferson Davis moved to Richmond, Virginia to become the first president of a new country where slaves could still pick the cotton, and indigo. Davis’ run came to an end eight years ago, when Democrat Mark Warner stole ...
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A Children’s Treasury Of Wonkette Readers’ ‘Political Halloween Costumes’
Oh look, we’ve finally written “this post.” Thank you to all of the operatives who sent in sexy pictures of their vulgar pagan bacchanalia dress. Our favorite would have to be this one from “J.R.’s friend Ross,” dressing up as ol’ orange tar-lungs, John ...
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South Carolina Has Basically Decriminalized Having Daytime Prostitute Sex In Cemeteries
Meet Roland Corning! Roland Corning, a 65-year-old married man, likes two things: 1. being an assistant district attorney in South Carolina and 2. filling his Ford Explorer with sex medicine and sex toys and 18-year-old prostitutes (for sex) and taking all these things to the local cemetery on ...
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Wonkette Games: Mark Sanford In Newsweek, Or High School Ayn Rand Essay Winner?
Mark Sanford reviewed Ayn Rand (like as a human?) for Newsweek . This is a thing that happened! Anyway, Mark Sanford really did not think this whole thing out, publishing his close reading masterwork in Newsweek , as this essay has all the makings of a winner of The Ayn Rand Institute’s ...
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