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Most Awesome Fake Out Pranks
Most Awesome Fake Out Pranks
holytaco.com —   That's not a montage of fake-out pranks up there.  Syke! It totally is!  That was a pretty good fake out, right?  That's how you do it, isn't it?   Most Awesome Fake Out Pranks
Not A Single Hoe In Nashville?
holytaco.com — Charles Barkley Paints His Face White Mocking Sosa on TNT [video] ( TotalProSports )   The Ernet Hemingway Desk ( MadeMan )   Man vs. Table ( AllLeftTurns )   Sexman vs Jason Part 2! ( ScreenJunkies )   Junie ... Not A Single Hoe In Nashville?
Stupid Argument Friday: What's Scarier, Killer Clowns or Killer Tomatoes?
  If there's one thing we like more than eating other people's lunches , it's arguing about really stupid things, like what's scarier: Killer Clowns, or Killer Tomatoes?  Stupid Argument that Killer Clowns are Scarier:     Nobody on earth is ...
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25 Hardcore Chicks
25 Hardcore Chicks
holytaco.com —  In honor of Friday the 13th , we bring you 25 hardcore succubi.    read more 25 Hardcore Chicks
Japanese Wresting Is Entertaining
  American wresting has nothing on the stupid sh*t they're doing in Japan. It's hard to tell, but I think the giant voodoo Hulkster is winning. Watcha gonna do when the giant stuffed Hulkster runs wild on YOU, Japan?     Alizee Paradis Is HOT ( TotalProSports )  ...
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Weekend in Vegas Bingo
There's nothing like a weekend in Vegas to remind you of exactly how shitty your life could be.  The next time you venture off to Sin City, take this handy bingo card along, so you'll have something to keep you occupied while your fiance snorts coke off of a tranny hooker's ass in the ...
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Pania Rose
  Where You've Seen Her: Pania Rose is a hot model with freckles that seem to get airbrushed over a lot.  She really doesn't need to be airbrushed, but apparently it comes with the territory when modeling for literally dozens of ads as well as Sports Illustrated.    ...
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Poison! P-P-P-P-P-Poison!
Alizee Paradis Is The Hottest Athlete Ever ( TotalProSports )   Why People Love Internet Lists ( MadeMan )   The Amazing Nascar Beer Cap Shrine ( AllLeftTurns )   The Coolest Movie Shoes Ever ( ScreenJunkies )   Abe Wagner Is Positive In His Word ( Cagepotato ...
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Even More Unbelievable News!
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25 Hilarious Jesus Pics
25 Hilarious Jesus Pics
holytaco.com —  He's come back to turn that frown upside down.    read more 25 Hilarious Jesus Pics
Million Dollar Baby in 5 Seconds
holytaco.com — We watched this at least ten times this morning and laughed like idiots every single time. I'm not saying who, but one of us laughed so hard he lost his glasses and pee'd a little. Jared Allen brings back the Mullet ( TotalProSports ) Paragliding With ... Million Dollar Baby in 5 Seconds
How To Poop In Japan
  This video is very old, but it's one of my all-time favorites.  I think if I was a little Japanese kid I'd probably be entertained by this video, but I'd be completely terrified of shitting, because the kid who's pretending to shit at the end sounds like he's squeezing out ...
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People Falling Down
People Falling Down
holytaco.com —   The funniest thing you can ever see is a fat person slipping on ice. That's just a fact.  Short of that, a montage of normal people falling on normal things is pretty close.   People Falling Down
Vin Diagram
holytaco.com — WTF is Going On Here?! ( TotalProSports )   How NOT To Enter A Contest ( AllLeftTurns )   Making That Perfect Playlist ( MadeMan )   The Best Boxes In Movies And TV ( ScreenJunkies )   Dana White Crashes His Car ( ... Vin Diagram
Stupid Argument Friday: Who Would Win in a Fight Between Amy Winehouse and Lady Gaga
  If there's one thing we like more than being told not to call things " Drunken " on this site anymore, it's arguing about really stupid things, like who would win if Amy Winehouse fought Lady Gaga to the death:   Stupid Argument that Lady Gaga Would Win:   ...
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25 Dog Babies
25 Dog Babies
holytaco.com —  There is something seriously wrong with these people.    read more 25 Dog Babies
George Brett Sings A Song About Crapping His Pants
  George Brett is a real man's man. He's the kind of guy that probably smells like pine tar and chewing tobacco all the time. I bet he likes beer, grilling meat, playing baseball...oh, and he's good for sh*tting his pants at least twice a year.      Soccer ...
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Dive Bar Bingo
holytaco.com — In the past, we've shown you bingo cards for the Grocery Store , Sex Excuses , and Halloween Parties .  Now we've come up with a way for you to keep yourself thoroughly entertained while you're hanging out in a crappy dive bar this weekend. ... Dive Bar Bingo
Carrie Prejean
holytaco.com —   Where You've Seen Her: Looks like Carrie Prejean is making headlines once again even after all the "controversy" of her showing some tit a few months back - this time, not surprisingly, for having a sex tape.  True or not, ... Carrie Prejean
Theo,Ruuudy,Tha Puddinggg...Nom Nom Nom
  18 Sporty Camel Toes ( TotalProSports )   Smart Girls Will Keep You Alive ( MadeMan )   Danica Patrick Wins And Loses ( AllLeftTurns )   Pixars Newest Venture ( ScreenJunkies )   Marlos Coenen Is Hot ( Cagepotato )   Surviving The Sex ...
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