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The Third I

Chris Illuminati (really my last name-swear) is a content editor and freelance writer. He writes daily for phillyBurbs.com and is a contributor to Hugging Harold Reynolds, Askmen.com, The Bachelor Guy, Gravy and Biscuits, He's Fit, and numerous other websites and magazines. You can reach him at cilluminati@gmail.com . As you can see, he enjoys speaking in the third person. Please play along.

Web Site: http://blogs.phillyburbs.com/the-third-i

ShowHype Member since Dec. 12, 2007

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The Babes of Home Shopping

20 things porn believes (none of which are true)

20 things porn believes (none of which are true)

Women everywhere wish Michael Phelps was at least 'semi-attractive'

20 things porn believes (none of which are true)

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    I am going to suggest it to my doc next time. He looks to be about a 34 c.
    Posted 8/16/2008 (flag)

20 things porn believes (none of which are true)

Wake up call…HOT CHICKS PLEASE STOP SINGING!

john mayer: 'guitar hero fans are fake wannabes'

Mary-Kate Olsen Eats Pavement (Video)

Vin Diesel Becomes a Father

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    That's fine...as long as he doesn't become a movie star again.
    Posted 6/6/2008 (flag)

Own a piece of the Cosby Show

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    I could watch that video of Theo going nuts for hours...

    DENNISSSEEEEEEE!!!!

     

     

    Posted 6/4/2008 (flag)

Everybody Loves Patricia Heaton

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    Oh those pictures are super new. They 'leaked' out. She admitted to having like a ton of plastic surgery. Guess she wants to show it off.

    It will score her a much sexier role on a Lifetime movie.  

     

    Posted 5/21/2008 (flag)

Anyone sick of this Sex and The City crap yet?

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    I was never really looking forward to Speed Racer. I think it's because I didn't even really like the cartoon.

     

     

    Posted 5/21/2008 (flag)

Anyone sick of this Sex and The City crap yet?

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    Thank you kelly!!!!

     Indiana Jones tickets on me!!!!

     

     

    Posted 5/19/2008 (flag)

Anyone sick of this Sex and The City crap yet?

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    Maybe that's my issue.

    There is no woman out in America going 'oh they made a Sex and the City movie? Had no idea.' 

    Women know it's coming, really no need to remind them every 13 seconds on every television show. And men don't care. They are either avoiding it like buying new underwear or have to go see it in some type of agreement/losing a bet scenario.

     

     

    Posted 5/19/2008 (flag)

Past winner Ronald McDonald performs on Idol

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    It was beyond awful...proof that the best singer doesn't always win. Although I can't remember anyone her season being that much better.
    Posted 5/16/2008 (flag)

Is the Joker poster exploiting Ledger's death?

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    I think the marketing idea was to push the Joker character long before Heath died. They just kept that idea. It's the villian that usually sells the Batman movies. We know what we are getting with Batman himself.

     

    Posted 5/16/2008 (flag)

I am Ironman!!!

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    So have I...I was reading an article about him yesterday in TIME magazine..he is really trying to stay clean and focused, which is good, because he is a great actor...
    Posted 5/7/2008 (flag)

An interview with 30 Rock’s Judah Friedlander

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    It was actually pretty simple..I noticed he was doing stand-up in the area so I emailed his website and just asked if he wanted to do a quick interview. He was really cool about the whole thing.
    Posted 4/28/2008 (flag)

An interview with 30 Rock’s Judah Friedlander

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    Thanks for adding the story...glad you liked it
    Posted 4/27/2008 (flag)
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