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Movie Talk: New 'Fight Club' Blu-rays Come with a Prank by the Director
movies.yahoo.com - 4 days ago
Movie Talk: New 'Fight Club' Blu-rays Come with a Prank by the Director
— movies.yahoo.com — Don't be shocked when you load up your new Blu-ray version of director David Fincher 's 1999 cult classic " Fight Club " this holiday season and the menu screen appears to be from the Drew Barrymore romantic comedy " Never Been Kissed ." It turns out ... Movie Talk: New 'Fight Club' Blu-rays Come with a Prank ...

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Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.
theonion.com - 4 days ago
Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.
— theonion.com — A.V. Club Store Personals At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s Onion News Network The Onion Home Video Radio Sports Politics World Economy Sci/Tech Entertainment Opinion Local News Archive Watch Videos About The Onion News Network Anchor Bios Staff ... Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.

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Who’s That Girl? Meet The Office’s Ellie Kemper
complex.com - 11 days ago
Who’s That Girl? Meet The Office’s Ellie Kemper
— complex.com — Complex’s new weekly feature “ Who’s That Girl? ” spotlights an up-and-coming woman we’ve got our eye on . If you watch NBC’s The Office religiously like we do, you’ve probably noticed Dunder ... Who’s That Girl? Meet The Office’s Ellie Kemper

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The Fall of 30 Rock
— theatlantic.com — I love Tina Fey, and have since before she was popular. I was thrilled when 30 Rock , her semi-autobiographical NBC sitcom about life backstage on a comedy show, became a critical and awards-show hit. I even lauded the show for its apt depiction of ... The Fall of 30 Rock

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Dad Only Speaks Klingon To Son For 3 Years - Geekologie
— othercrap.com — Dad Only Speaks Klingon To Son For 3 Years (Not The Onion, but a real story.) Dad Only Speaks Klingon To Son For 3 Years - Geekologie

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This Would Be The Best Mental Hospital Ever If Elliott Gould Weren't Hiding In The Toilet | The ...
— othercrap.com — "This Would Be The Best Mental Hospital Ever If Elliott Gould Weren't Hiding In The Toilet" This Would Be The Best Mental Hospital Ever If Elliott ...

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othercrap.com - 3 days ago
Montessori School Of Dentistry Lets Students Discover Their Own Root Canal Procedures | The ...
— othercrap.com — "Montessori School Of Dentistry Lets Students Discover Their Own Root Canal Procedures" Montessori School Of Dentistry Lets Students Discover ...

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Jenna Jameson Talks Porn On The O-Show
thegossiper.typepad.com - 4 days ago
Jenna Jameson Talks Porn On The O-Show
— thegossiper.typepad.com — If you've never heard of Jenna Jameson before now, than you're all fucking lunatics who deserve to die. (I'm just kidding...but you can have it both ways, so) Jenna Jameson's botox forehead appeared on The O-show yesterday ( so she could at least try to convince fiftysomething Oprah to star ... Jenna Jameson Talks Porn On The O-Show

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Aerosmith 2.0: Who should replace Steven Tyler?
— music-mix.ew.com — The internet whispers and cryptic tweets have swirled for days, and now dude looks like he’s leavin ‘ — for real . So what is Aerosmith without Steven Tyler? And where does The Onion get its special psychic powers ? According to guitarist Joe Perry, ... Aerosmith 2.0: Who should replace Steven Tyler?

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Clipd Beaks To Release To Realize
thisismyhappening.blogspot.com - 19 days ago
Clipd Beaks To Release To Realize
— thisismyhappening.blogspot.com — Oakland-based Clipd Beaks will release a new album To Realize , January 26. This is "Visions" from the upcoming album: Track Listing: 1. Strangler 2. Blood 3. Broke Life 4. Visions 5. Home 6. Atoms 7. Dust 8. Desert Highway Music 9. Jamn 10. On One 11. Shot On A Horse What ... Clipd Beaks To Release To Realize

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thrfeed.com - 18 days ago
Comey Central orders 'The Onion' TV series
— thrfeed.com — Comedy Central is teaming with satirical newspaper "The Onion" for a half-hour scripted comedy. Full story at The Live Feed Comey Central orders 'The Onion' TV series

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hollywoodreporter.com - 18 days ago
Comedy Central, the Onion team for series
— hollywoodreporter.com — Comedy Central is teaming with satirical newspaper the Onion for a half-hour scripted comedy. The as-yet-untitled series will be based on the Onion Sports Network online video series and will take on teams, fans, sports products and sports coverage. ... Comedy Central, the Onion team for series

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othercrap.com - 18 days ago
Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
— othercrap.com — Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies "A crippling idiom shortage that has left millions of Americans struggling to express themselves spread like tugboat hens throughout the U.S. mainland Tuesday in an unparalleled lingual crisis that now has the entire country six winks ... Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies ...

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