The Offspring
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Holy Identical Offspring Beneath My Wings! Now I
know had too many appletinis last night, but… am
I STILL seeing double?
Apocalypse : (Noun) The complete final destruction of
the world. I've had my suspicions for awhile now,
but I think we're finally coming into the end of days. Yes, Paris Hilton has confirmed that she is, indeed, ready to start breeding. "I ...
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The Offspring Latest Blog Posts [more]
Breaking: Scientists Clone a Diva
Posted 10 hours ago at CandyKirby.com | Humor Columnist, Pop Culture, Sex, Funny News, It's CandyTV
Angelina Jolie Breastfeeding: You'll Make Your Own Cream (Ugh, Sorry)
Posted 13 hours ago at CelebNewsWire
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Stars are just like us. They go to
the grocery store! They cut their toenails! They wear
socks! They suffer from delusions and post partum depression after having a C-section to take out the twins that were cooked in a laboratory with Brad Pitt 's ...
Every day we wake up and are immediately
seized with fear and apprehension when the realization that
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson have reproduced hits us. Pete, too, feels apprehension. Apprehension that his soon-to-be-born child will not like Fall ...







Breaking: Scientists Clone a Diva