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CrabbyGolightly

CrabbyGolightly

My cynical side is in constant struggle with my idealism, hence 'Crabby Golightly.' I want to believe that we're evolving, but sometimes the evidence is contrary. I like happy endings and everyday heroes, and feel the need to skewer those who feign virtue. I am missing the gene that enables fawning, leaving me clear-headed, unbowed but often uncovered in the urban jungle. Come watch the show!

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Jon & Kate: Double-Handedly Growing America's Economy
Jon & Kate: Double-Handedly Growing America's Economy
crabbygolightly.com — ON AND KATE'S REALITY SHOW CONTINUES UNABATED ON TV AND THE WEB. For an undisclosed fee, Jon will be chagrined at any made-for-web publicity event you want to pay him for. Kate, sniff, sniff, is hurting deeply over the public spectacle her life has become. And she laments that her children ... Jon & Kate: Double-Handedly Growing America's Economy
Mad Men Recap: The Day The Earth Stood Still
Mad Men Recap: The Day The Earth Stood Still
crabbygolightly.com — OH, AM I EVER DEPRESSED. Tonight was the "Kennedy got shot" episode. Unlike the Marilyn references earlier last season, this one carried some weight with EVERYONE on the show (and in the country at that time). There was a black cloud hanging over everything, similar to the surreal hours ... Mad Men Recap: The Day The Earth Stood Still
Jon Gosselin's Apology: A Trick Or Treat?
Jon Gosselin's Apology: A Trick Or Treat?
crabbygolightly.com — JON GOSSELIN IS LIKE AN OPEN SORE THAT KEEPS on oozing. Of course, we're speaking of the Jon that appears in tabloids and talk shows and "intimate" webcast confessionals. That's the only Jon I know. I can't say what the real man's like behind closed doors; we have Hailey Glassman and ... Jon Gosselin's Apology: A Trick Or Treat?
What The Gosselin & Heene Kids Have In Common
What The Gosselin & Heene Kids Have In Common
crabbygolightly.com — Together, these two families may accomplish something child advocates have sought for years: tighter limitations on how children are exploited by TV. Let's hope some good comes out of their misspent youths. What The Gosselin & Heene Kids Have In Common
He's Achieved Success! Richard Heene Becomes A National Punchline
crabbygolightly.com — THE ADAGE "BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR" SHOULD BE tattooed on Richard Heene's forehead. That way when he's scheming another cocamamie grab for fame he'll be reminded of his misadventure. Here's your infamy, Richard. He's Achieved Success! Richard Heene Becomes A National ...
Mad Men Monday: What Shade Is Your Blue?
Mad Men Monday: What Shade Is Your Blue?
crabbygolightly.com — BEFORE I DIVE INTO THE "BIG THING," LET'S TACKLE THE DETAILS. Baby steps, people. Baby steps. Peggy and Paul are competing on damn near every account these days, mostly because, like your saucy Miz J, he can't pry himself away from the booze long enough to WRITE DOWN HIS GODDAMN IDEAS BEFORE HE Mad Men Monday: What Shade Is Your Blue?
Real Housewives' Beau Dies, And Part Of Me Thinks Kandi Dodged A Bullet
Real Housewives' Beau Dies, And Part Of Me Thinks Kandi Dodged A Bullet
crabbygolightly.com — REALITY ENCROACHED ON THE SURREALITY TV SHOW, Real Housewives of Atlanta when Kandi Burruss' former beau died after being beaten outside an Atlanta strip club. Ashley A.J. Jewell died at Atlanta's Piedmont Hospital Friday night after being injured outside Body Top, a club in Midtown Atlanta. Real Housewives' Beau Dies, And Part Of Me Thinks Kandi ...
Sexy's Back? Justin Timberlake Dumps Jessica Biel & Fans Say 'Meh'
Sexy's Back? Justin Timberlake Dumps Jessica Biel & Fans Say 'Meh'
crabbygolightly.com — SO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE COULDN'T KEEP HIS DICK IN A BOX, eh? His parting croon to Jessica Biel was: "Not gonna get you a diamond ring, that sort of gift don't mean anything." After three boring years on the leash, JT called it in, according to Us Weekly. Sexy's Back? Justin Timberlake Dumps Jessica Biel & Fans ...
Brats! The 'Unbearable' Lightness Of Being A Superstar
Brats! The 'Unbearable' Lightness Of Being A Superstar
crabbygolightly.com — STOP THE BELLY-ACHING AND PASS THE DIAPIES. I need a bottle of powdered milk and a blankie to put these celebrities down for a nap; they need it. Kanye West melts down again. This time it was at MTV's Video Music Awards at the expense of Taylor Swift. And let's not forget Serena and Mike, who... Brats! The 'Unbearable' Lightness Of Being A Superstar
Say 'Adieu' To The French Chef: A Top Chef Recap
Say 'Adieu' To The French Chef: A Top Chef Recap
crabbygolightly.com — T'S MIKE V.'S TURN TO REFLECT ON THE CHEFS REMAINING. HE FEELS LIKE A LOT OF TALENTED CHEFS HAVE BEEN SENT PACKING WHILE MEDIOCRE ONES LIKE ROBIN HAVE SURVIVED. And he's ever confident that he's one of the contest's best cooks. Mattin is still fuming about being at the bottom of the French ... Say 'Adieu' To The French Chef: A Top Chef Recap
Gonzo Reporter Matt "The Zaz" Zaller Captures Pop Culture's Love/Hate Of Celebrity
crabbygolightly.com — MEET MATT "THE ZAZ" ZALLER, SARDONIC REPORTER FOR THE NATIONAL LAMPOON, WHOSE CELEBRITY INTERVIEWS PERFECTLY MARRY POP CULTURE'S LOVE AND HATE FOR CELEBRITY. Zaller, who calls himself a "scientific contributor to the pop culture algorithm," shows up at these media cattle calls when stars are ... Gonzo Reporter Matt "The Zaz" Zaller Captures Pop ...
Kanye Makes Taylor Cry, Lady GaGa Makes Eyes Bleed, at MTV's VMAs
Kanye Makes Taylor Cry, Lady GaGa Makes Eyes Bleed, at MTV's VMAs
crabbygolightly.com — THE NIGHT'S BIG WINNERS: Beyoncé, for her bootylicious hip-snapping video Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It), and the bizarre Lady GaGa, for best new artist after performing her own mock bloody death by paparazzi on stage. The biggest loser: Kanye West, who interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance ... Kanye Makes Taylor Cry, Lady GaGa Makes Eyes Bleed, at ...
Chris Brown Repents For Rihanna Rift On Larry King Life
Chris Brown Repents For Rihanna Rift On Larry King Life
crabbygolightly.com — ANCIENT MEDIA ICON LARRY KING boasts the first interview with Chris Brown since his felony assault conviction for hitting then-girlfriend Rihanna during a pre-Grammy scuffle in February. In the hour-long interview, which aired Wednesday night, Brown and his mother Joyce Hawkins served up ... Chris Brown Repents For Rihanna Rift On Larry King Life
Who Says Cooking's Woman's Work? A Top Chef Recap
Who Says Cooking's Woman's Work? A Top Chef Recap
crabbygolightly.com — TONIGHT'S EPISODE OF TOP CHEF OPENS WITH THE women reflecting on losing another team member. Jennifer is pissy about not being in the top four of any of the challenges but she's ready to take the reins on a new day. The night's Quickfire Challenge: The chefs have to create a dish ... Who Says Cooking's Woman's Work? A Top Chef Recap
Mad Men Recap! The Bluegrass State Takes The Rap In "My Old Kentucky Home"
Mad Men Recap! The Bluegrass State Takes The Rap In "My Old Kentucky Home"
crabbygolightly.com — EGGY'S PULLING NO PUNCHES. And neither is my Long Island iced tea…whoo. Need to ease up on the rum next time. Damn. It's Friday afternoon at Sterling Cooper, and our two newly-appointed Heads of Accounts need the creative team to stay over the weekend to dream up some new Bacardi campaigns. ... Mad Men Recap! The Bluegrass State Takes The Rap In "My ...
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