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ShowHype Member since March 15, 2008

A Shocking Exposé from the Front Lines at Comic-Con
filmdrunk.com - 7/24/2008
A Shocking Exposé from the Front Lines at Comic-Con
— filmdrunk.com — My third year here and in attempt to attend the 20th Century Fox panel in Hall H... at Comic-Con, I end up getting kicked out of my seats! There is something very wrong with the way Comic-Con works. After heading in to hold my seats for the rest of our writers who were on the way in, a Twilight fan confronted a security guard because she had been waiting and "really wanted my seats." I was then... A Shocking Exposé from the Front Lines at Comic-Con

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VIDEO: CHRISTIAN BALE ON THE TODAY SHOW
filmdrunk.com - 7/14/2008
VIDEO: CHRISTIAN BALE ON THE TODAY SHOW
— filmdrunk.com — Matt Lauer interviewed Christian Bale on the Today Show this morning, where they compared fashionable brown buzz... cuts. Okay not really, but Matt Lauer of course read the first line of Peter Travers' faggy Dark Knight review (Lighting bolt… strikes a blanket? A blanket we call movies? What kind of retard metaphor is that?). Meanwhile, Christian Bale spoke in the strangest accent I've ever heard VIDEO: CHRISTIAN BALE ON THE TODAY SHOW

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FAKE HOBOS LOVE MOVIES
filmdrunk.com - 7/10/2008
FAKE HOBOS LOVE MOVIES
— filmdrunk.com — ...a feature called “The 10 Funniest Homeless signs ever”. Interestingly, almost half of them feature movie references.... I’m not sure demonstrating the amount of free time and resources necessary to build a storm trooper costume is the best way to prove that you’ve been reduced to begging for handouts through no fault of your own. But if there’s a God up there who’s not a total prick, this is ho FAKE HOBOS LOVE MOVIES

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The Day the Earth Stood Still Trailer
filmdrunk.com - 7/3/2008
The Day the Earth Stood Still Trailer
— filmdrunk.com — First trailer for the Day the Earth Stood Still with Keanu Reeves and Jennifer Connelly.... The Day the Earth Stood Still Trailer

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A 'FRIENDS' MOVIE IS COMING
filmdrunk.com - 7/2/2008
A 'FRIENDS' MOVIE IS COMING
— filmdrunk.com — ...While Cox, 44, LeBlanc, 40, Perry, 39, Kudrow, 45 and Schwimmer, 41, were believed to be keen... on the reunion, Aniston, 39, is believed to have dragged her heels. Now, however, she is keen to move ahead with the project, which will be produced by Warner Bros. The source added: 'As the biggest star of the Friends franchise, Jennifer can't help but look at what's happened with Sarah Jessica P... A 'FRIENDS' MOVIE IS COMING

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filmdrunk.com - 7/2/2008
5 REASONS YOU'LL HATE HANCOCK
— filmdrunk.com — Not much story behind this one – just a really awkward interview with Will Smith (he may... not be a Scientologist yet, but he sure has the acting like a jovial, narcissistic robot thing down), that Cracked chopped up in order to make Will Smith look like more of a jackass. Really, it's like shooting fish in a barrel, or slap boxing a kid with cerebral palsy. Not difficult, exactly, but fun. 5 REASONS YOU'LL HATE HANCOCK

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Cleaner rip of the Dark Knight-Domino's trailer
filmdrunk.com - 7/1/2008
Cleaner rip of the Dark Knight-Domino's trailer
— filmdrunk.com — This is the Dark Knight Trailer that premiered on Domino's site. It's everywhere by now, but this... is a really clean (and embeddable) rip. I think it looks better than the Trailer Addict version. Cleaner rip of the Dark Knight-Domino's trailer

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filmdrunk.com - 6/27/2008
Batman vs. Batman vs. Batman vs. Batman
— filmdrunk.com — The fine folks at Cracked have done a great job creating Batman vs. Batman vs. Batman vs.... Batman. At this stage in the game, I think Christian Bale is clearly the best Batman. Keaton was good, but a strange choice, physically. I love Clooney and his chin, but he’s totally wrong for Batman. Val Kilmer could’ve been great if they gave him a decent script, but these days, he mostly walks around t Batman vs. Batman vs. Batman vs. Batman

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First Trailer for John Woo's Battle of Red Cliff
filmdrunk.com - 6/27/2008
First Trailer for John Woo's Battle of Red Cliff
— filmdrunk.com — After the jump I’ve got the English subtitled trailer for The Battle of Red Cliff, supposedly directed... by John Woo, though no one fires two pistols at once and there aren’t any white doves. The film is the first of two parts, telling the story of the Three Kingdoms period in Ancient China, and is the most expensive Asian-financed film ever made. First Trailer for John Woo's Battle of Red Cliff

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ROBERT RODRIGUEZ REMAKING RED SONJA
filmdrunk.com - 6/27/2008
ROBERT RODRIGUEZ REMAKING RED SONJA
— filmdrunk.com — Robert Rodriguez is producing a film adaptation of Red Sonja (you may remember the 1985 version with... Brigitte Nielsen), with his penis once again serving as casting director. His girlfriend Rose McGowan (above right), who looks like a dish soap ad from the 50s, is set to play the lead. ROBERT RODRIGUEZ REMAKING RED SONJA

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Marky Mark cool on idea of Departed 2
filmdrunk.com - 6/26/2008
Marky Mark cool on idea of Departed 2
— filmdrunk.com — MTV asks Marky Mark about the Departed 2 and he's all like, "Pssh, whatever, I do what... I want." Marky Mark cool on idea of Departed 2

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George Lucas Goes to Washington, Answers Dumb Questions
filmdrunk.com - 6/26/2008
George Lucas Goes to Washington, Answers Dumb Questions
— filmdrunk.com — George Lucas was on Capitol Hill Tuesday, and since congress is full of dorky old white guys,... he felt right at home – or at least, as right at home as is possible for a borderline autistic. Lucas was in town to call for a free, "third internet" solely for educational use. Of course, everyone ignored that and asked him stupid questions about Star Wars. George Lucas Goes to Washington, Answers Dumb Questions

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"Hancock will be eviscerated"
filmdrunk.com - 6/26/2008
"Hancock will be eviscerated"
— filmdrunk.com — Will Smith's Hancock has begun screening for critics, and the early buzz is not good. Says Variety's... Anne Thompson: "Based on seeing Hancock the other night, I can tell you this. Todd McCarthy's early negative review will be one of many. The knives are out, and they are sharp. When this movie opens July 2, it will be eviscerated." "Hancock will be eviscerated"

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Neil Patrick Harris is a Super Villain
filmdrunk.com - 6/26/2008
Neil Patrick Harris is a Super Villain
— filmdrunk.com — Cool little teaser for Joss Whedon's web series, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.... Neil Patrick Harris is a Super Villain

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SIENNA MILLER'S BOOBS ARE TOO SMALL ;-(
filmdrunk.com - 6/26/2008
SIENNA MILLER'S BOOBS ARE TOO SMALL ;-(
— filmdrunk.com — I've known for a long time that Sienna Miller is at least an honorary member of the... IBTC (Itty Bitty Titty Committee), but it's something I've been willing to overlook on account of her getting naked all the time. Not so for G.I. Joe director Stephen Sommers, who made her use prosthetics in order to look more like those pictures I made in Photoshop. SIENNA MILLER'S BOOBS ARE TOO SMALL ;-(

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Awesomely Awkward Brendan Fraser Video
filmdrunk.com - 6/26/2008
Awesomely Awkward Brendan Fraser Video
— filmdrunk.com — Whatever you do, don't ask Brendan Fraser about G.I. Joe when you're at a press junket for... Journey to the Center of the Earth. Awesomely Awkward Brendan Fraser Video

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Nic Cage in Knowing + 'HOW'D IT GET BURNED!!'
filmdrunk.com - 6/10/2008
Nic Cage in Knowing + 'HOW'D IT GET BURNED!!'
— filmdrunk.com — It's the picture and audio combination that really gets me.... Nic Cage in Knowing + 'HOW'D IT GET BURNED!!'

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Three quarters of audience leaves free 'Postal' screening early
filmdrunk.com - 6/3/2008
Three quarters of audience leaves free 'Postal' screening early
— filmdrunk.com — A free screening of Uwe Boll’s Postal was held in Hoboken over the weekend, and of the... 200 people that showed up, three quarters reportedly walked out before the end. "Mat Levy -- who had his 15 minutes of fame as "Cheezy" on season two of VH1's celebrity dating show "I Love New York" -- was one of those who found the movie in bad taste." I swear to God that quote is real. Three quarters of audience leaves free 'Postal' ...

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Indy Inspires Word/Phrase of the day: 'Nuke the Fridge'
filmdrunk.com - 6/3/2008
Indy Inspires Word/Phrase of the day: 'Nuke the Fridge'
— filmdrunk.com — Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Yadda Yadda has inspired a new twist on the old... phrase 'Jump the Shark'. Indy Inspires Word/Phrase of the day: 'Nuke the Fridge'

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filmdrunk.com - 5/13/2008
The Wizard of Ass - New Chuck Palahniuk Movie
— filmdrunk.com — Cassie Wright, porn priestess, intends to cap her legendary career by breaking the world record for serial... fornication. On camera. With six hundred men. Snuff unfolds from the perspectives of Mr. 72, Mr. 137, and Mr. 600, who await their turn on camera in a very crowded green room. The Wizard of Ass - New Chuck Palahniuk Movie

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