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The Third I

Chris Illuminati (really my last name-swear) is a content editor and freelance writer. He writes daily for phillyBurbs.com and is a contributor to Hugging Harold Reynolds, Askmen.com, The Bachelor Guy, Gravy and Biscuits, He's Fit, and numerous other websites and magazines. You can reach him at cilluminati@gmail.com . As you can see, he enjoys speaking in the third person. Please play along.

Web Site: http://blogs.phillyburbs.com/the-third-i

ShowHype Member since Dec. 12, 2007

INTERVIEW: Howard Stern Show producer Richard Christy talks Halloween
phillyburbs.com - 10/6/2009
INTERVIEW: Howard Stern Show producer Richard Christy talks Halloween
— phillyburbs.com — We had the chance to talk to Richard Christy about his Halloween obsession, his love of haunted houses, and just what exactly he does all day at work. INTERVIEW: Howard Stern Show producer Richard Christy ...

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Tough job: Interview with an All My Children soap actor
theminimumrage.com - 9/26/2009
Tough job: Interview with an All My Children soap actor
— theminimumrage.com — Acting is a profession and a craft. It’s a sweet gig that most people would kill for. Here is one actors take. Tough job: Interview with an All My Children soap actor

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American Idol employees....waaaaaaa
blogs.phillyburbs.com - 3/25/2009
American Idol employees....waaaaaaa
— blogs.phillyburbs.com — I am sure a gig on American Idol has some benefits. Not according to the people that work there. American Idol employees....waaaaaaa

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phillyburbs.com - 2/2/2009
Super Bowl: Commercials, the Boss, and that guy that sang "Jesse's Girl"
— phillyburbs.com — It's the Super Bowl. Sure the game is important but it's the commercials and the festivities that surround the event that everyone remembers Super Bowl: Commercials, the Boss, and that guy that ...

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10 current commercials that suck
chrisilluminati.blogspot.com - 12/16/2008
10 current commercials that suck
— chrisilluminati.blogspot.com — They never stop. Michael Phelps in his underwear. P Diddy and cheap vodka. Cavemen. Terrible commercials that run during sporting events and what seems like every five minutes on an average day. Here are ten current commercials that really piss me off. 10 current commercials that suck

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An Interview with Craig Robinson of 'The Office'
blogs.phillyburbs.com - 11/19/2008
An Interview with Craig Robinson of 'The Office'
— blogs.phillyburbs.com — It seems like Craig Robinson is everywhere these days; on The Office, in Zack and Miri Make a Porno, in Pineapple Express. Randomly on my telephone. An Interview with Craig Robinson of 'The Office'

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Aisha Tyler: Not just another pretty face under a protective mask
blogs.phillyburbs.com - 11/14/2008
Aisha Tyler: Not just another pretty face under a protective mask
— blogs.phillyburbs.com — The former host of Talk Soup, girlfriend to the whiny Ross Geller for two seasons on Friends, and roles on CSI: Miami, Reno 911, and the Ghost Whisperer talks to me. And I can't talk back. It was more like a stutter. Aisha Tyler: Not just another pretty face under a ...

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blogs.phillyburbs.com - 10/29/2008
Last minute Halloween costume ideas: Inappropriate (but topical)
— blogs.phillyburbs.com — The Halloween party is this Friday and you STILL have nothing to wear. It’s time to get serious. Serious and disturbing. Last minute Halloween costume ideas: Inappropriate (but ...

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huggingharoldreynolds.blogspot.com - 10/18/2008
Brad Pitt to play a baseball exec in new movie?
— huggingharoldreynolds.blogspot.com — I am not sure what is more amazing, the fact that Moneyball would be thought of as a movie or that Brad Pitt and George Clooney are being considered for the role of A's GM Billy Beane. Brad Pitt to play a baseball exec in new movie?

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Oh, the crap we bought as kids
somecomicrelief.blogspot.com - 10/6/2008
Oh, the crap we bought as kids
— somecomicrelief.blogspot.com — Remember the 90210 comic? No. You are better off. Oh, the crap we bought as kids

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The Babes of Home Shopping
chrisilluminati.blogspot.com - 9/24/2008
The Babes of Home Shopping
— chrisilluminati.blogspot.com — So I decided to make a list, for those unfamiliar with the beauty home shopping has to offer (besides wonderful products that I will never purchase). I'd like to introduce some of the fine women of home shopping. The Babes of Home Shopping

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'Always Sunny' premiere review
blogs.phillyburbs.com - 9/19/2008
'Always Sunny' premiere review
— blogs.phillyburbs.com — I didn’t think anything could ruin my mood last night, what with “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” coming back for its fourth season, bringing us two brand new episodes. Alas, I did not account for the power of gratuitous advertising. 'Always Sunny' premiere review

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20 things porn believes (none of which are true)
chrisilluminati.blogspot.com - 8/15/2008
20 things porn believes (none of which are true)
— chrisilluminati.blogspot.com — Pornography has a warped sense of reality. These are some things they believe to be true about real life. They aren't. 20 things porn believes (none of which are true)
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Tila Tequila Finds Someone New to Infect..Ughh..Love
gravyandbiscuits.com - 8/12/2008
Tila Tequila Finds Someone New to Infect..Ughh..Love
— gravyandbiscuits.com — TILA TEQUILA has found love. There is hope for us all! Tila Tequila Finds Someone New to Infect..Ughh..Love

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Women everywhere wish Michael Phelps was at least 'semi-attractive'
chrisilluminati.blogspot.com - 8/11/2008
Women everywhere wish Michael Phelps was at least 'semi-attractive'
— chrisilluminati.blogspot.com — The media is trying their hardest to make Michael Phelps into a sex symbol and modern day Mark Spitz. If only he didn't look like the end result of former NBA player Gheorghe Muresan and Mrs. Potato Head doing the dirty. Women everywhere wish Michael Phelps was at least ...
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Want to be a Rock Star? All you Need is $2k and No Talent
gravyandbiscuits.com - 8/8/2008
Want to be a Rock Star? All you Need is $2k and No Talent
— gravyandbiscuits.com — You might be thinking ’so that is how FALL OUT BOY does it.’ No, that my friend, is a deal with Satan. But for just $2,000 large you can feel what it’s like to be a famous musician or a day at Rock and Roll fantasy camp. Want to be a Rock Star? All you Need is $2k and No Talent

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6 questions with Jim Florentine
blogs.phillyburbs.com - 8/6/2008
6 questions with Jim Florentine
— blogs.phillyburbs.com — Florentine isn’t all prank calls. His funniest material isn’t even as a ’special’ puppet named Ed. He is a funny, smart and honest stand-up comedian. I had the chance to talk to Jim fresh off a trip entertaining the troops in Afghanistan. 6 questions with Jim Florentine

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5 Rules For Picking Up the Sales Girl
thebachelorguy.com - 8/2/2008
5 Rules For Picking Up the Sales Girl
— thebachelorguy.com — More than any other social setting, retail stores are the best place to pick-up women. 5 Rules For Picking Up the Sales Girl
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Game Time: Flip Cup Guys are coming
blogs.phillyburbs.com - 7/17/2008
Game Time: Flip Cup Guys are coming
— blogs.phillyburbs.com — The Summer Olympics start August 8th. Frankly, I don’t care. I need a game that combines my octogenarian-like reflexes with my ability to consume alcohol in quick sips over the course of a couple hours. Oh and my love of drinking from Solo Cups. Game Time: Flip Cup Guys are coming

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blogs.phillyburbs.com - 7/16/2008
Wake up call…HOT CHICKS PLEASE STOP SINGING!
— blogs.phillyburbs.com — Why does every actress think she can sing? Jennifer Love, Hillary Duff, LiLo, LiLo’s ugly little sister, that turd from the Hills (no the other turd). Hayden Panettiere I thought you were different Wake up call…HOT CHICKS PLEASE STOP SINGING!

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