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oldboymatt

Web Site: Chuck Norris Ate My Baby

Claimed Blog: Chuck Norris Ate My Baby

ShowHype Member since March 31, 2009

So Low
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 39 hours ago
So Low
— chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com — Solo is the perfect weapon, a machine created to do deeds that any normal human cannot accomplish,... Solo is a super soldier…with a heart of gold. And to the U.S military, it’s a big no-no to have the ultimate killing machine being able to make decisions that can jeopardize missions, due to a ... So Low

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The Winter Hangover
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 2 days ago
The Winter Hangover
— chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com — Someone should change the word winter to lose ter, because my battle with mother nature is not... exactly going my way. We (as in, my cat, my girlfriend, and my fettuccini alfredo…yumm) got a shit ton of snow over night, last night – maybe between 8 and 10 inches? Well, the area surrounding my ... The Winter Hangover

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CNAMB Presents: Monster of the Week!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 3 days ago
CNAMB Presents: Monster of the Week!
— chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com — Am I the meanest? Sho’Nuff! Am I the prettiest? Sho’Nuff! Am I the baddest mo-fo, low-down, around... this town? Sho’Nuff! Well, who am I? Sho’Nuff! Who am I?! Sho’Nuff! And who is the Monster of the Week? Sho’Nuff!! The Shogun of Harlem! In the end, Sho ‘Nuff might ... CNAMB Presents: Monster of the Week!

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Freddy’s Friday Night Dance Party!: Mo Drama Fo Yo Mama Edition!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 4 days ago
Freddy’s Friday Night Dance Party!: Mo Drama Fo Yo Mama Edition!
— chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com — Hey bois and gurls, I have a nice little Dance Party for all you mean faced, hard... steppin’, sassy dance fiends out there tonight! Best part, it’s a semi-return to familiar territory, with tonight's jam being brought to us courtesy of A Nightmare on Elm Street film! I say semi-return only ... Freddy’s Friday Night Dance Party!: Mo Drama Fo Yo Mama ...

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Cryptz
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 5 days ago
Cryptz
— chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com — I used to love Full Moon films, even though there movie’s weren’t always great, they were fun... and the company seemed to have a solid footing in horror back when I was young. One of the things I loved most was they had the special after movie Video Zone segment, where Charles Band would talk ... Cryptz

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chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 9 days ago
What Month is February Again?
— chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com — I’ve been hearing a whole bunch about how the month of February, Women and their role in... the horror genre were going to be spotlighted by many horror blogs. That’s great and I’m all for it, and I was thinking about doing a few post’s specific to the subject matter throughout the month myself. ... What Month is February Again?

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The Fashion Sense, or Lack Thereof, of the Male Characters in Sleepaway Camp
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 11 days ago
The Fashion Sense, or Lack Thereof, of the Male Characters in Sleepaway Camp
— chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com — When re-watching Sleepaway Camp for the first time in a long time, I began to notice a... pattern. Not a pattern showing how the killer chooses his/her victims, or even clues found in the numerous red hearings pointing to who the killer actually is in this 1983 Slasher cult classic. Nope, this was ... The Fashion Sense, or Lack Thereof, of the Male ...

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Totally Tubular Trailers
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 12 days ago
Totally Tubular Trailers
— chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com — It seems like interesting trailers are hard to come by lately, however, there have been a few... very recently that would warrant a viewing for good and/or bad reasons. First up is the trailer for Dead Rising ? Something that I had not even known about and apparently, neither did anyone ... Totally Tubular Trailers

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Meet the Horror Bloggers Spotlight!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 12 days ago
Meet the Horror Bloggers Spotlight!
— chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com — About a month ago, John Cozzoli aka Iloz Zoc of  Zombos’ Closet of Horrors fame, asked if... I would like to be one of the horror bloggers spotlighted in his weekly Meet the Horror Blogger’s segment. Being that I truly enjoy talking about myself, I was very ecstatic and honored to be ... Meet the Horror Bloggers Spotlight!

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Vote for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 13 days ago
Vote for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby!
— chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com — Horror website Bloody Disgusting is putting on a Horror Blog award’s thingy and amongst the many amazing... blogs nominated, I am very proud to say that CNAMB has been included in the running. I can’t lie and say I wouldn’t LOVE to win, but I highly doubt I have any chance at all, however I ... Vote for Chuck Norris Ate My Baby!

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Family Matters
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 14 days ago
Family Matters
— chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com — Just when you thought Falcon’s parents were insane, let me introduce you to Mum & Dad .... Parents with incredibly high values and even higher expectations from their kids, but these aren’t pageant mom’s we’re talking about here folks. Instead of making their kids learn dance moves, go ... Family Matters

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CNAMB Presents: Monster of the Week!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 15 days ago
CNAMB Presents: Monster of the Week!
— chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com — In the short history of the Monster of the Week segment, there have been some great creatures,... but this week’s pick is a true king in the vast jungle of Monsters, Mutants, and Madmen. Additionally, this pick would also be having a very long overdue, and very much anticipated return to the big ... CNAMB Presents: Monster of the Week!

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The Horror Hangover
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 16 days ago
The Horror Hangover
— chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com — What up suckas! Hope you got the remote handy, ‘cause I got a handful of movies for... you to choose from this afternoon as you slowly disintegrate into your couch. So let’s get right into it, shall we? Like you have any say in the matter. Well, you could just go and read some other blog I ... The Horror Hangover

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Freddy’s Friday Night Dance Party!: Streets of Fire Edition!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 18 days ago
Freddy’s Friday Night Dance Party!: Streets of Fire Edition!
— chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com — This is a serious jam I have lined-up for you all tonight and there is a good... chance you might not be able to handle how great it is. The song, Tonight is What it Means to be Young is brought to us by Ellen Aim and The Attackers, led by Dian Lane at her hottest! Hope you’re ready to rock, ... Freddy’s Friday Night Dance Party!: Streets of Fire Edition!

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Paracinema Confidential
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 18 days ago
Paracinema Confidential
— chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com — Not my best title ever, that’s for certain… Before I get into the task at hand, I... want to thank everyone that took the time to check out my best of the decade list and left comments, and shared their thoughts on Twitter, etc… I put a lot of work into it for the propose of sharing with you ... Paracinema Confidential

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You’re Undefeatable!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 19 days ago
You’re Undefeatable!
— chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com — Hellllloooo ghoulies! Just wanted to direct you all to a review I recently wrote for the Godfrey... Ho film, Undefeatable , which you can find over in the newest issue of BThroughZ . Staring the lovely Cynthia Rothrock, Undefeatable is the film that was the insane subject of my very first post ... You’re Undefeatable!

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CNAMB Presents: The 25 Best Films of the Decade Part 2!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 20 days ago
CNAMB Presents: The 25 Best Films of the Decade Part 2!
— chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com — I got some nice feedback with numbers 25-11 yesterday, so thanks to everyone that commented. I can’t... wait to hear what you folks think about the rest! Continuing right where we left off yesterday, I present you with my top 10 films of the decade. Ready-set-GO! 10. Apocalypto    ... CNAMB Presents: The 25 Best Films of the Decade Part 2!

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CNAMB Presents: The 25 Best Films of the Decade Part 1!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 21 days ago
CNAMB Presents: The 25 Best Films of the Decade Part 1!
— chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com — And here it is, one of the most difficult things to do as a film fan, put... together a list of the best/my favorite films of the decade that has now past us – the 2000’s! Wha -WHAT!!! This shit was so hard at first, trying to decide what should go where and then I thought of a few other films I ... CNAMB Presents: The 25 Best Films of the Decade Part 1!

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The Horror Hangover
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 23 days ago
The Horror Hangover
— chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com — Wake up you sleepy heads…you can’t sleep all day because if you do, you will miss all... the goodies than are in store for you today. You don’t have to get out of bed, up off the couch, or anything crazy like that - you can stay right where you are to enjoy today's events, because  it’s time ... The Horror Hangover

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A Strapped Shoplifter, a Pirate on Cassette
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 24 days ago
A Strapped Shoplifter, a Pirate on Cassette
— chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com — The LAMB does this fun little blogathon thingy called the LAMBs in the Director’s Chair , in... which a specific director is put under the spotlight and any LAMB member can contribute in any way they see fit as long is it has to do with the directors overall work in film or a specific movie ... A Strapped Shoplifter, a Pirate on Cassette

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