15% The Love Guru - Mike Myers, Celebrity Gossip

While You Were Buying Your Baby A “Culinary Boner” Onesie
Best Week Ever — ... in the field. Feds are after an additional $200,000 from Wesley Snipes to cover the cost of jailing him in addition to the $3 million he already owes. Or, they could go double or nothing on a best-of-five from the top of the key? Young Jeezy w/ Automobile feat. Alcohol. Old Fact: Sean Combs is not changing his name back to Puff Daddy. New Fact: Sean Combs does wax his privates. Early "Love Guru" indications suggest that the film will, in fact, wax the privates ...

The reviews for ‘The Love Guru’ come in - ” … but Stephen Colbert is hillarious!”
No Fact Zone — ... We’ve been waiting anxiously here at No Fact Zone for the reviews to come out for The Love Guru, opening this Friday, June 20th. And the reviews are, quite honestly, what we were kind of expecting. But many of the reviews we’ve read have a common theme. ...

Where have all good comedies gone, and where are all the gods?
Daily Show News — So, the reviews for Get Smart are coming in, and, not surprisingly, things aren't looking too good . The Love Guru, by the way, is doing even worse . Many reviewers were, however, thoroughly impressed with Colbert's performance . Again, I'm not terribly surprised. Oh well! At least Steve's appearance on last night's show was hilarious. Comedians like Steve Carell and Mike Myers, though you really can't compare the two, are so funny and charming off the cuff. It really makes you wonder why they can't seem to pull off something better on the big ...

Is The Love Guru Going to Be the Worst Movie of the Summer? [Disasters]
Gawker — ... Some say he's just very passionate and intense about his work, and they can forgive it. But the sentiment that he's a megalomaniacal prick seems to have permanently tarnished his reputation. Could this film — which, based on advanced word (only 15% on RottenTomatoes), could be the biggest bomb of the summer — finally slay the ogre? ...

The Love Guru Is Going to Be the Worst Movie of the Summer [Disasters]
Gawker — ... Some say he's just very passionate and intense about his work, and they can forgive it. But the sentiment that he's a megalomaniacal prick seems to have permanently tarnished his reputation. Could this film — which, based on advanced word (only 15% on RottenTomatoes), could be the biggest bomb of the summer — finally slay the ogre? ...

Desperate Love Guru Marketers Aim For Colbert Fans
Videogum — ... Did you hear? The Love Guru is getting pretty much universal bad reviews. 11% on rotten tomatoes! Sad face! There's supposed to be only one funny thing in the entire movie -- Stephen Colbert as a cracked out hockey announcer. The (best) Colbert site ...

‘The Love Guru’ So Bad, Even Harry Knowles Hates It
Vulture — ... With The Love Guru sporting a Shyamalanian Metascore of 24 and an even more dismal 11 percent on Rotten Tomatoes ("A Cinematic Bed of Nails!" exclaims one headline), many have long since concluded that Mike Myers's ashram-based comedy is every bit as terrible as it looked from the trailer. Still, we thought, just because the critics are unanimous doesn't mean they're right. But then, this morning, Ain't It Cool News' Harry Knowles weighed in: "The Love Guru is astonishingly rancid." Not just rancid — rancid in a way that is ...

Dave Letterman Hasn't The Faintest Clue What It Is Jane Krakowski Is Talking About [Short Ends]
Gawker: defamer — ... · Robert Davis of Paste magazine and Sue Pierman of The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel are about to become the laughingstock of the terrible-Mike-Myers-movie-critiquing field. [Rotten Tomatoes] ...

Friday Free-for-all
No Fact Zone — ... So I’ve been waiting, quite patiently, for The Love Guru to come out. But at the same time, I’ve been waiting with apprehension. To be honest, the concept just wasn’t jiving with me. Not Stephen’s role in it, of course, but of other aspects of the movie. Currently, the movie is in low double digit positive reviews over at RottenTomatoes.com, and the way that the critics are describing the movie is just brutal. I couldn’t imagine being involved with a project that is being this universally panned. ...

Mutiplex Mayhem: When Comedies Collide, or “Kiss Kiss Pee-Pee Bang Bang”
Premium Hollywood - Entertainment blog, Hollywood blog, movie blog, TV blog — ... probably made no difference to anyone except some Beverly Hills pilates instructors, but this is clearly no “Life of Brian.” While the Indian-American market is a growing and lucrative one, this film has a lot less to fear from outraged Hindus than from outraged members of the critical-American community, who have given the film a moderately abysmal 11% on the T-Meter of life. ...

Maxwell Smart Set to Bury 'Guru' in Clash of Stinky Summer Titans [Defamer Attractions]
Gawker: defamer — ... WHAT'S NEW: For the second consecutive week, a pair of critical underachievers square off at the multiplex. But while the noisy, mostly terrible Get Smart is something of a masterpiece compared to The Love Guru, we expect both to lock in for decent opening frames; estimates below $40 million seem conservative for Smart, and Guru, almost-unilaterally loathed as it is, will still pull around $22 million from teenagers not knowing any better. Watch out, though, for Kit Kittredge: An American Girl, the first film based on the ...

Drunch-Punk Love
Thighs Wide Shut — ... [image] After many years of hiding his face with Shrek dumb, Mike Myers has finally returned to the absurd character comedic formula that had worked to great effect in the past with Wayne's World and Austin Powers ... which also quickly wore out its welcome in the respective sequels. Some have welcomed this hiatus ending with open arms, while it seems most others have the knives out and are ready to ...