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5 Ridiculously Over the Top Nicolas Cage Performances

Tasty Booze found this 6/22/2009 on thebachelorguy.com

Ah, Nicolas Cage. You are what we talk about when we talk about fucking awesome. With your facial ticks and violent body spasms. When life handed you lemons like droopy eyes and that greasy thing on your head that you call your hair, you went out and made a shit ton of cash.