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A View From The Squid [View Askew]
Published 10/14/2008 by Jessica at Jezebel
[image] The Onion has the scoop on the new castmate on The View , chosen for her fresh new take on the day's issues. It's a 900-pound squid. "'After the squid's years spent dwelling on the ocean floor, I think viewers will be interested to hear its take on the hustle and bustle lifestyle of New York City,' said ABC programming director Cyndi DeHart. 'And personally, I can't wait to see how the squid interacts with Whoopi. Watch out!'" Viewers are responding well to the squid's presence. "'I like the squid,' said Chicago resident Anna Herskowitz, 46. 'I really relate ...

Early buzz: Beasties, Japan ads, Sedaris and more
Published 10/15/2008 by Whitney Matheson at USATODAY.com - Pop Candy
... wins. - Here's a Q&A with Friday Night Lights ' Zach Gilford (Matt Saracen) about the future of the show. - We're gonna find out what would've happened on Deadwood when the new box set comes out. - MTV's TRL is preparing for its final episode . - The Pirates of the Caribbean screenwriter says rumors of a fourth movie are false . - Could Tom Arnold' s breakthrough acting performance be as a creepy old man ? - From The Onion : " 900-Pound Giant Squid Joins Cast of The View ." The photo cracks me up! - And talk about a ...

WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 15 October 2008
Published 10/15/2008 by Stuart Heritage at Hecklerspray
... acorn - Geograph 4 - Anyone get the feeling that this cat only likes scuba because its legs can’t support its own weight on land… 3 - A bleak history of pubs - Newsweek 2 - Robots made of typewriters. We want one - Technabob 1 - 900-pound squid joins the cast of The View - The Onion