bastardly.com - 8/13/2008
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Golden girls no more, China beats US in gymnastics
With the two best gymnasts in the world and the Olympic gold medal within their grasp, the Americans bumbled and fumbled it away Wednesday at the Beijing Games. A fall off the beam here, a splat on floor there and two steps out of bounds was more than enough to cost a team a victory, no matter how many world titles it had.
The Americans ...
The Chinese Gymnasts Are 12 Years Old
evilbeetgossip.film.com 8/14/2008 — DUH.
The AP has uncovered new evidence that some of the women on the Chinese gymnastics team are, in fact, under the required age of 16.
Duh, duh, duh.
Have you seen those girls? They made the girls from our team look old and fat. In fact, they made ...
Nastia’s Liukin’s Height of Fame? Stick It!
blog.spout.com 8/15/2008 —
Last night, like everyone else, I stayed up late to watch the All-Around Finals in Olympic Women’s Gymnastics. The thrill of cheering for our good, wholesome, corn syrup-fed girls to take their massive muscled thighs and (metaphorically, ...
Golden Girls: Nastia Liukin [Snap Judgment] —
Jezebel
[Image via AP.]
U.S. gymnast Nastia Liukin performs on the uneven bars during the womens' gymnastics individual all-around finals at the Beijing 2008 Olympics in Beijing, Friday, Aug. 15, 2008. (AP...
Shawn Johnson And Nastia Liukin Are Medal Winning Nuggets —
TVgasm Recaps
The American girls did so well last night! Nastia took the Gold in the women's all-around gymnastics competition, and Shawn took the Silver breaking the China gymnastics winning streak. China's Yang Yilin took the Bronze, but her performance didn't come close to the American girls...wah wah wah China. Better luck next time. Congrats U.S. Girls!
Golden Girls: Deng Linlin [Snap Judgment] —
Jezebel
China's Deng Linlin competes on the floor during the women's team final of the artistic gymnastics event of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing on August 13, 2008. China won the gold, while...
Introducting to ONTD the USA Woman's Gymnastics Team! —
Oh No They Didn't!
It's that time, guys. The Olympics is upon us, and Michael Phelps is everywhere on the friends page. Well, I thought it was time to change things up a little bit. Seeing as how these girls will hopefully become household names in a week or so, I thought it would be okay to do a post to introduce the girls that will hopefully be on your box of Wheaties. For those of you that aren't ...